honeyed chicken Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Fragile Bird said: BONUS ROUND - No Jon Snow What If Rhaegar never ran off with Lyanna? There would be no Jon Snow, right? Effectively we’d kill off Jon Snow, right? That doesn’t mean there’d be no war in Westeros, Aegon was still mad as mad could be, there’d probably be some other trigger to bring on an uprising. At first I thought of asking you to name another bride and describe their son with the letters I’d provide, but other than Cersei we really don’t know of any other prospective wives, do we? So instead, I am going to ask you why Rhaegar never married Lyanna. And to make this really easy, there will be no letters! Using 5, 6, 7 or 8 words, explain why Rhaegar and Lyanna broke up. Be funny. Be rude. Be clever! I’ll post the results and we can vote, or giggle, or something. Lol, that is, if any of you respond... "Melancholy again!" yelled Lyanna, before galloping away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 1) 1. Snow crushed under rushing Sam, carrying books. 2) 7. Squishers come uproariously rampaging - stoned crow bastard! 3) 5. Noseless buddy extinguishes dragon's fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, honeyed chicken said: "Melancholy again!" yelled Lyanna, before galloping away. I’d vote for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Now guys, people are sending me stuff, so while your stuff posted is fantastic, can you send me something else as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 7 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Fragile Bird said: Now guys, people are sending me stuff, so while your stuff posted is fantastic, can you send me something else as well? Dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just now, Emmit said: Dammit. Hey, I did ask for stuff I would post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 I did a better one in PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just imagine a phobia game where you picked your own letters. Nah, no challenge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 To be honest, I'd have been more interested in the bonus round if we were limited to maybe 2 words. 3 at most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Dolorous Gabe said: To be honest, I'd have been more interested in the bonus round if we were limited to maybe 2 words. 3 at most. 2 words? Like a beer slogan? "Great taste!" That kind of thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, honeyed chicken said: 2 words? Like a beer slogan? "Great taste!" That kind of thing? Haha not sure "great taste" works as a reason for not marrying Lyanna I was thinking more "Infallibility complex" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Or “Annulment attorneys High Septons are expensive” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 36 minutes ago, RhaenysBee said: Or “Annulment attorneys High Septons are expensive” Please, we will be posting a list of entries anonymously! But this is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 This wasnt a serious entry, but thanks. Will try to think of an actual one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Some of the entries being sent to me at seriously, amazingly, funny, and could have happened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 words? "Rhaegar died." "Targaryen cad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 On 7/23/2019 at 3:00 PM, Fragile Bird said: BONUS ROUND - No Jon Snow So instead, I am going to ask you why Rhaegar never married Lyanna. And to make this really easy, there will be no letters! Using 5, 6, 7 or 8 words, explain why Rhaegar and Lyanna broke up. Be funny. Be rude. Be clever! I’ll post the results and we can vote, or giggle, or something. Lol, that is, if any of you respond... The perfect Targaryen prince snores...really loudly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 15 hours ago, honeyed chicken said: 2 words? Like a beer slogan? "Great taste!" That kind of thing? Coathanger abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Howlin' Howland said: Coathanger abortion. i doubt they had coathangers. not flexible wire ones anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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