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1 hour ago, Tywin et al. said:

Nerdgasim  much?

 I’ll take a stab at this.

Kellyanne is Nagini.

SHS is Bellatrix.

And Pence is Pettigrew.

Thoughts?

Excellent! I keep thinking of SHS as Bellatrix, mainly for her dark hair and her crazy look, but Kellyanne seems closer to Trump, so she should be Bellatrix, especially when she gets into a crazy defensive rant/attack. But Nagini is genius!

Pence as Pettigrew!:lmao:

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7 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Also, I hope to god you two aren’t being cheap with your suits. Those things pay for themselves if you get a few nice ones.

Dafuq you think you know about non-cheap suits little boy? You best scurry on back down to Men's Warehouse before the All Criticizing Eye of Jace reminds you that you don't like the way you look.

6 hours ago, Maithanet said:

I'm at work.  You wanna give me the gist of it? 

It's Anna Navarro. She's pretty fun. Y'know. You've seen her. Lots of torso movement.

4 hours ago, The guy from the Vale said:

Well, Donnie is obviously Lockhart.

False. Lockhart was able to keep all of his lies in line at least. It was circumstances outside his control which got him found out.

4 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Mitch is Fudge

Devos is Delores

Trump is Quirrell

Putin is Voldemort

Is McCain Snape? There aren’t many options for this role…..

Putin is Fenrir Greyback and I'll hear no more about it.

3 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Comey is more like Mad Eye Moody.

Mueller is some random Auror.

Harry isn’t a person. He’s a state of mind. As is Malfoy.

Trump is Pettigrew while Voldemort is the physical embodiment of all the nastiest elements of American society. Less a character himself and more an avatar. Trump grovels to this entity, a cowardly and loathsome Kreature.

Comey isn't Moody because Moody is a hero. Jim can have the role of Fudge, he's an incompetent and despicable failure but he is definitely not one of the good guys. Lindsay Graham gets Movie Version of Lucious Malfoy, basically a whipped dog.

McCain as Snape works for me. In hindsight we kinda have to admit he falls on the good side. But he's still a fucking prick.

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4 hours ago, Corvinus said:

I'm going to assume there's no actual Harry in this scenario, unless maybe the daughter of that ex-Russian spy that got poisoned. 

Harry is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - she'll have to spend seven years or so in the House before she graduates to old enough to run for President, but is clearly getting protagonist levels of attention.

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19 minutes ago, Kalbear said:

Mueller's report has been filed, because we have to have massive late-breaking news on Fridays for ever so we can ruin all weekends. 

On plus side, I doubt we hear anything on what's in it until it gets to Congress which might be this weekend or next week.

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24 minutes ago, felice said:

Harry is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - she'll have to spend seven years or so in the House before she graduates to old enough to run for President, but is clearly getting protagonist levels of attention.

"I always imagined Harry as a young Hispanic woman."-J.K. Rowling

 

"Just stop it, Jo!!!"-Fans

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2 hours ago, DMC said:

Yeah from people I talk to that are way smarter than me about this, they anticipate Germany is going to go down soon, and that will be the initial indicator of global strife (I won't say recession because some wouldn't want to predict that exactly).  

The problem with Germany is they will be averse to use their substantial fiscal capacity to offset any recession. Even their socialist are seemingly averse to debts.

And the Euro still remains a problem. Europe needs to get rid of that damn thing.

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6 minutes ago, Jace, Basilissa said:

Yeah! Back to the Gold Standard!!!

Actually the problem with the Euro is that it operates much like the Gold Standard did, which was a major cause, if not the cause, of the Great Depression.

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1 hour ago, Fragile Bird said:

Excellent! I keep thinking of SHS as Bellatrix, mainly for her dark hair and her crazy look, but Kellyanne seems closer to Trump, so she should be Bellatrix, especially when she gets into a crazy defensive rant/attack. But Nagini is genius!

Pence as Pettigrew!:lmao:

Pence is a rat who betrayed his friends. Pettigrew was the only option. 

Longbottom is a tricky one. You could have said he was Mueller, but after this week he might be George Conway, especially if Kellyanne steps down. 

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2 hours ago, DMC said:

Uh, k.  I'd be much more embarrassed admitting I had 12 pairs of shoes than admitting I had none.  I have two pairs of dress shoes and sandals.  My sneakers I've had for about a decade wore out a few months back, and haven't gotten around to replacing them.  Which is kind of silly when I go out to smoke at my apartment complex, but other than that doesn't really affect anything in my life.

I thought you had a bit of Ric Flair in ya. Gotta be stylin and profilin!

Anyways. It's six dress shoes, two tennis shoes, two cleats, a pair of proper basketball shoes and then a pair that just goes with anything casual. I don't really think that's too over the top, especially when shoe culture is really popular right now. Loads of my friends have dozens upon dozens of designer basketball shoes. 

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22 minutes ago, Fragile Bird said:

Mueller is not recommending any more indictments.

Nothing against Trump Jr, or Trump, or Kushner or anyone else. According to CNN.

Are you surprised?

Bird. I love ya. But damn do I have a bridge to sell you.

6 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

Also, how dare you @Jace, Basilissa!!!

Idk if I should :kiss: you, glove slap and :fencing:you, or all of the above.

You couldn't afford to look at my glove, let alone feel its bite upon your insolent face.

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