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Tell three things about yourself, and let others guess which is a lie. And lets not get too uptight about the whole deal, like post order, ability to confirm said truth and other crap.

This should be fun.

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Whis his a lie?

1) I have been inside the doomsday seed vault in Svalbard Norway

2) I have attended a United Nations security council meeting

3) I have testified before the US Senate in Washington DC

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Another:

1) I have been fired from a job

2) I lied for my boss at a job

3) I hated my highest paying job

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1) I think Jonsa is real and alive in both the show and the books

2) I think the Hodor becoming "hold the door" was weak tea

3) I think Bran is the NK (knida)

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12 minutes ago, GrapefruitPerrier said:

Whis his a lie?

1) I have been inside the doomsday seed vault in Svalbard Norway

2) I have attended a United Nations security counsel meeting

3) I have testified before the US Senate in Washington DC

i am going with #2 being the lie...security counsel meeting is the one ...i have known peeps who testified to congress and

7 minutes ago, GrapefruitPerrier said:

Another:

1) I have been fired from a job

2) I lied for my boss at a job

3) I hated my highest paying job

this one is way trickier...i have done all these things so i shall randomly choose #1... :cheers:

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4 minutes ago, rocksniffer said:

i am going with #2 being the lie...security counsel meeting is the one ...i have known peeps who testified to congress and

this one is way trickier...i have done all these things so i shall randomly choose #1... :cheers:

RIGHT! and wrong.

I have been fired so that is wrong, and you are right that I have not attended a security council meeting - but lots and lots of other really boring UN meetings where the actual goal was to get money for the governemt of your country - not the people, not building democratic processes. As a lawyer, I thought people sucked, then I went to the UN and learned that the suckiest of the suckiest are actually in charge.

NOW - three about you!

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And the doomsday seed vault is way cool, but a complete waste of money and time.

1) If zombies attacked and we needed it, who could get there?

2) it is a UN creation about getting money to the Global Crop Diversity Trust, which is kinda huge scam

3) The huge lie is that they have the best seed - they dont, the best seed is from giant, horrible multinationals so if we needed it we would have better in the backyard

All truths, sorry.

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1) I have a beard

2) I am balding

3) I am an American and average, namely grossly odese on BMI

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i must admit i have told lies...

1... i have witnessed 4 total eclipses of the sun

2... i have spent more time on the ocean than i have on land during my 67 yrs

3... i lost my first wife to a famous rock and roll singer

:smoking:

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12 minutes ago, GrapefruitPerrier said:

1) I have a beard

2) I am balding

3) I am an American and average, namely grossly odese on BMI

...hmmm a bearded, balding dude who like me thinks the bmi is bullshit...

and i call bullshit on #3...average american 28-29 on bmi = overweight...not obese

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i have been known to stretch the truth in the telling of a good story...

1... i once had three women in one day slap my face for being...well a dawg :leer:

2... i routinely spend at least 45 minutes a day looking at the sky

3... i enjoy sushi more than steak

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3 minutes ago, rocksniffer said:

...hmmm a bearded, balding dude who like me thinks the bmi is bullshit...

and i call bullshit on #3...average american 28-29 on bmi = overweight...not obese

 

3 minutes ago, rocksniffer said:

...hmmm a bearded, balding dude who like me thinks the bmi is bullshit...

and i call bullshit on #3...average american 28-29 on bmi = overweight...not obese

Correct! I am and american, but far from average. Not even obese! Wow, do those Americans exist?

MORE FROM YOU! COME ON

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1 minute ago, rocksniffer said:

i have been known to stretch the truth in the telling of a good story...

1... i once had three women in one day slap my face for being...well a dawg :leer:

2... i routinely spend at least 45 minutes a day looking at the sky

3... i enjoy sushi more than steak

I do hope 1 is a lie because two and three are just cool

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hahahahaha yes 1 is the lie while i am a dawg from time to time, and have had ladies let me know with a good pop to the chops, never 3 in one day...one week maybe ;)

 

yes i spend at least 45 minutes a day looking at sky, day and/or night... clouds, stars, jet trails as they disperse, little birds chasing bigger birds, like jets in a dogfight... the moon... i learned to enjoy this after years at sea without much to look at but the sky or the waves...

 

...and although i enjoy a good cut of steak grilled rare...i would eat sushi every day for the rest of my life. i love fish cooked or raw (not all sushi is raw)...i usually eat it at least 4 times a week...and even though i can make it myself, i usually let my "Number One" niece do it since she was trained by a wonderful Japanese chef (her wife) and has better knife skills than i... which is why she is called She who must be Obeyed here on the board :lmao:

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you did not guess my first set

37 minutes ago, rocksniffer said:

i must admit i have told lies...

1... i have witnessed 4 total eclipses of the sun

2... i have spent more time on the ocean than i have on land during my 67 yrs

3... i lost my first wife to a famous rock and roll singer

:smoking:

 

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1 minute ago, Count Balerion said:

I randomly guess 1 is a lie. 3 sounds like a lie (the rock one), so I suspect it's true.

ah not so much

oct. 1976

feb. 1980

mar. 1988

aug. 2017

 

as to the rock star...it was the lie...i have never been married

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5 hours ago, Count Balerion said:

I randomly guess 1 is a lie. 3 sounds like a lie (the rock one), so I suspect it's true.

I want to see the Count play this game - as he is the devil himself! (or not)

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Posted (edited)

This looks like fun.

May I make a suggestion, though? Give a deadline for the reveal and allow a few days for guesses to come in - unless you, grapefruit and Mr.Sniffer are having a little bromance and the rest of us would just get in the way? ;) Kidding.  But do consider the dealine idea. :)

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Taking my own advice here, reveal will be Saturday morning, Apr. 6.

1. i accidentally nailed two fingers together while hitting rocks.

2. dislocated my ring finger playing ice hockey.

3. slipped on a wet rock while trout fishing, and sunk the hook into the joint of my ring finger so deep a doc had to cut it out with the worm still wriggling on the hook.

 

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