Hilarious in Hindsight

[martianmister]

From AGoT, Bran I:

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"The pups may die anyway, despite all you do."

"They won't die," Robb said. "We won't let them die."

[hodorisfaclessman]

Jon telling ser patrek how wildling women need to be abducted if you want one as yours

Then telling wun wun to guard the princess

[Seams]

Tyrion, persuading Cersei that Joffrey should marry Margaery instead of Sansa, to prevent the Tyrells from allying with Stannis:

"Doubtless you know your son better than I do," he made himself tell Cersei, "but regardless, there's still much to be said for a Tyrell marriage. It may be the only way that Joffrey lives long enough to reach his wedding night."

(ACoK, Chap. 36, Tyrion VIII)

[TheThreeEyedCow]

"The North Remembers."