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Bronn should have been executed. And I am Bronn fan, but he betrayed and threatened Tyrion’s life. Wtf

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1 minute ago, OldGimletEye said:

Yeah, that has to be the worst coup plot ever.

D&D could have wrote an interesting plot that involved a coup to remove Dany.

But, I guess they spent all their time thinking about how to give Bronn HighGarden and master of coin, so he advocate for publicly funded brothels or something.

If Jon was going to kill Dany, it would have made more sense for him to know that he was sacrificing his own life in the process.

Even Caligula's assassins were put to death by the Praetorian Guard.  Unless a coup comes from within the army, they're going to react very badly to their commander in chief being murdered.

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The white horse from 805!!! LOLOLOLOL

Another thing that was gonna be another super duper awesome shocking twist, because Bran was skinchanging or whatever yadda yadda yadda... Nope. Just stupid plot armour w/ a pretty horse, and nothing. Nothing. 

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3 minutes ago, SeanF said:

If Jon was going to kill Dany, it would have made more sense for him to know that he was sacrificing his own life in the process.

Either that, or the show elaborates on how Jon plans to deal with the unsullied and Dothraki after he has assassinated Dany.

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Unsullied and Dothraki multiplied to do a feminazi salute. Notice the subtle Nazi imagery.

The dialogue was absolutely terrible.

Dany wanted to break the wheel but now there are 2 wheels on the throne. :thumbsup:

So being a cripple is a better story than diyng and being ressurected? And leading humanity against Death itself?

I challenge you to name all the people in that counsil of Lords.

The Unsullied will all die in Naath because of the butterflies. :leer:

Why didn't Davos just call him Greyworm? Lol

"Go to the Reach and start your own House", he said to the Eunuch. :bang:

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Here is what happened in a nutshell... D&D messed up and made it seem as if Jaime raped Cersei so to wash their hands of that they gave her human emotions and a few bricks as the valonqar

D&D messed up and had Sansa raped and tortured as her primary arc, to make up for that she is the Queen in the North

D&D had no fucking clue what Bran's entire arc was as well as the whole other existential threat, so to make up for that he is the King of everything.

D&D thought "It's always Jon, it didn't feel right" so they left him with nothing

The End

hope you enjoyed wasting 8 years of your life for this shite

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5 minutes ago, DebL66 said:

So the whole Eddard kept the secret of Jon’s parentage a secret was much ado about nothing.  He is the rightful king but he goes off with the wildlings.  Jon is probably most as home with them but what is the point of his big secret parentage then?  Shit writing.  Not feeling Bran as king, Tyrion as Hand...again, or Sansa as Queen in the North.  

I know, all put together, the ruling and governing arrangements just seems off, weird. 

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1 minute ago, OldGimletEye said:

Either that, or the show shows how Jon plans to deal with the unsullied and Dothraki after he has assassinated Dany.

Maybe they'll write a sequel in which undead Dany is resurrected to wreak vengeance on Westeros.

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6 minutes ago, kissdbyfire said:

I’m still trying to understand how could it be all so completely stupid, and I’m talking about the 1/3 I was awake for. Gods be good...

So, the Unsullied are going to Naath? The most awesomest fighting force, these unstoppable warriors are going to Naath... because? 

Yeah, the Unsullied sail off, and Jon sails to Eastwatch I guess or White Harbor, and Sansa, Queen of the North who wants her brother back doesn't welcome him because? I mean she saw the Unsullied sail off, so why the hell would she care about what GW would think... He'll NEVER EVER know. Though I like that Jon got with Ghost and is "free". The NW closed the door on him anyway.

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2 minutes ago, SeanF said:

If Jon was going to kill Dany, it would have made more sense for him to know that he was sacrificing his own life in the process.

Even Caligula's assassins were put to death by the Praetorian Guard.  Unless a coup comes from within the army, they're going to react very badly to their commander in chief being murdered.

jon killing danny and drogon burning them together with jon holding her dead body close to him would have been much better.

I JUST NOTICED ONE THING!

THE 7 KINGDOMS CHOSE A STARK AS KING even though the north separates from the 7 kingdoms! WHY IS A NORTHERN ABLE TO BE KING OF THE 6 KINGDOMS IF THE NORTH DOESN T MAKE PART OF THE 6 KINGDOMS?

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I found the finale to be horribly unsatisfying.  I am watching nice costumes, lovely music, great scenery with Dany saying that she did it all for the men, women, and children that still need to be saved.  WHAT?  Then why did you JUST kill all the men. women, and children in KL?  WHY?  I have more to rave but it is like watching a show where everything in place, but the words have no vowels and somebody is hoping we don't notice.   

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Just now, SeanF said:

Maybe they'll write a sequel in which undead Dany is resurrected to wreak vengeance on Westeros.

Yeah, but if D&D write it, the main victims will be us the viewers.

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LOL  Seems the name of the episode is The Iron Throne?  I can't imagine what to name the meandering mess, but......ok. 

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OK, let's all calm down...

Let's look at how bad it could have been. 

An emergency broadcast that a death-meteor was imminent and the world was going to end (excepting cockroaches, of course).

The happy ending we all craved (secretly) where all the stars settle into a bourgeois life, punctuated with some spice, like life-partners Jamie and Briene occasionally having Tormund over for a threesome - and if Dany is feeling especially frisky, a foursome...

I mean, the North Koreans could have hacked the broadcast substituting Thai adult-diaper advertisements. Oh wait, this one actually would have been good...

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