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Jon - If your dumb then you shouldn't get into politics. A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.

Dany - Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 

Sansa - if you abuse someone for years on end then don't be surprised if they end up cold and desolate. Never trust a ginger.

Theon - Don't act a Billie Big Bollocks if you have no bollocks.

Rickon - orphans end up wild and unruly then shot in the back by a bastard.

Tyrion - Seasons 1-4 - smart people should get into politics seasons 5-8 - sometimes dumb people can get into politics and still come out alright.

Robb - Don't back out of deals when the other side has fulfilled their end.

Jaime - incest is bad.

Cersei - incest is bad.

Tywin - neglecting your kids doesn't often end well for anyone.

Ned - see Jon.

Robert - don't hunt whilst on the drink. Other than that, if you have power you can abuse it and pay someone to clean your mess up.

Arya - revenge is good.

The Hound - revenge is bad.

The Mountain - Be a dick, get rewarded.

Beric/Melisandre/Thoros - Religious extremism isn't good.

Bron - keep an eye on other peoples misery, you might be able to take advantage.

Night King - hype jobs exists, even in Westeros.

Bran - ???? I still haven't a clue what the point of Bran is tbh. Maybes, family are the easiest people to manipulate.

 

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17 hours ago, Dragonslack said:

You can make up anything your want in your head. Isn't that all that matters?

D&D are just making a casual show with tits and dragons for the views. Better they shut up and let reviewers and forum dwellers invent their silmarillion.

Yep. For what they did, they should've just never finished S7 or S8 and just told the fans to finish it themselves like a choose your own adventure book. 

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Jon Snow - If you commit regicide in front of a queen's dangerous dragon, they'll attack a random chair instead. They'll even help hide the body!

Daenerys Targaryen - Don't be unlucky and be born insane.

Ned Stark - Don't be unlucky and be Sean Bean.

Robb Stark - If your unborn child is named after Sean Bean, you're probably going to die.

Sansa Stark - Smirking while your abuser gets mauled to death by dogs is empowering.

Arya Stark - Flaying people's faces and baking them into pies is empowering.

Bran Stark - If you're prescient, don't try to prevent terrible events, just wait to become king.

Rickon Stark - Zig-zag while running from arrows.

Theon Greyjoy - Die before the penultimate episode, that way your story arc won't be completely betrayed.

Euron Greyjoy - Ship fleets can and do teleport, and grant your ballistae +1000% accuracy.

Tywin Lannister - If someone has a crossbow aimed at you, don't insult them.

Tyrion Lannister - If you sell mug slogans, you will continue to fail upwards.

Jaime Lannister - Incest is wincest. Alternatively, if you dive into a deep pool of water with golden armour, you're fine.

Cersei Lannister - Blowing up the Vatican in the middle of a catholic neighbourhood is a good way to become beloved.

Bronn - Sit around and make cock jokes and you'll end up on the small council.

Sandor Clegane - Pacifism is for wimps, nerd.

Oberyn Martell - Don't showboat a winning fight.

Ellaria Sand - Killing your gout-afflicted brother-in-law to avenge your lover is empowering.

Tyene Sand - You want a good girl, but need the bad pussy.

Samwell Tarly - Academia is for idiots, nerd. You can get all the good jobs with nepotism. Also, getting laid is good.

Grey Worm - If the queen you've devoted your life to gets stabbed, don't kill the assassin, just set up a council of the murderer's siblings, cousins, uncles, and friends to put him on trial.

Roose Bolton - Hire some loyal guards who might react to your known psychopath bastard son stabbing you.

Ramsay Bolton - Don't be an idiot and abandon the advantage of city walls, unless you're against Stannis, in which case be as tactically stupid as you like. Alternatively, knowing Ser Twenty Goodmen has perks.

Stannis Baratheon - If in doubt, burn your daughter.

Melisandre - If you've finally achieved your life goal, walk into the snow and fucking die.

Edmure Tully - If you're not a good archer, unable to psychically glean the rationale behind your strategic genius king, and are taken prisoner during your own wedding, you're a laughable idiot who deserves nothing but scorn and mockery.

Smalljon Umber - If someone kills their own father, they're cool.

Varys - After years of careful scheming, don't throw it away by yelling your latest treachery on a beach.

Littlefinger - Don't smirk like a Scooby Doo villain if you want to be a successful manipulator.

Robin Arryn - Breast milk is healthy, and will make you grow up to be a tall, thin, handsome young man.

The Prince of Dorne - 'Aye' is the only word you need.

I'm sure there's more, but for now, bask in D&D's profundity and depth.

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8 minutes ago, Beardy the Wildling said:

Jon Snow - If you commit regicide in front of a queen's dangerous dragon, they'll attack a random chair instead.

Daenerys Targaryen - Don't be unlucky and be born insane.

Ned Stark - Don't be unlucky and be Sean Bean.

Robb Stark - If your unborn child is named after Sean Bean, you're probably going to die.

Sansa Stark - Smirking while your abuser gets mauled to death by dogs is empowering.

Arya Stark - Flaying people's faces and baking them into pies is empowering.

Bran Stark - If you're prescient, don't try to prevent terrible events, just wait to become king.

Rickon Stark - Zig-zag while running from arrows.

Tywin Lannister - If someone has a crossbow aimed at you, don't insult them.

Tyrion Lannister - If you sell mug slogans, you will continue to fail upwards.

Jaime Lannister - Incest is wincest. Alternatively, if you dive into a deep pool of water with golden armour, you're fine.

Cersei Lannister - Blowing up the Vatican in the middle of a catholic neighbourhood is a good way to become beloved.

Bronn - Sit around and make cock jokes and you'll end up on the small council.

Sandor Clegane - Pacifism is for wimps, nerd.

Oberyn Martell - Don't showboat a winning fight.

Ellaria Sand - Killing your gout-afflicted brother-in-law to avenge your lover is empowering.

Tyene Sand - You want a good girl, but need the bad pussy.

Samwell Tarly - Academia is for idiots, nerd. You can get all the good jobs with nepotism. Also, getting laid is good.

Grey Worm - If the queen you've devoted your life to gets stabbed, don't kill the assassin, just set up a council of the murderer's siblings, cousins, uncles, and friends to put him on trial.

Roose Bolton - Hire some loyal guards who might react to your known psychopath bastard son stabs you.

Ramsay Bolton - Don't be an idiot and abandon the advantage of city walls, unless you're against Stannis, in which case be as tactically stupid as you like. Alternatively, knowing Ser Twenty Goodmen has perks.

Stannis Baratheon - If in doubt, burn your daughter.

Melisandre - If you've finally achieved your life goal, walk into the snow and fucking die.

Edmure Tully - If you're not a good archer, unable to psychically glean the rationale behind your strategic genius king, and are taken prisoner during your own wedding, you're a laughable idiot who deserves nothing but scorn and mockery.

Smalljon Umber - If someone kills their own father, they're cool.

Varys - After years of careful scheming, don't throw it away by yelling your latest treachery on a beach.

Littlefinger - Don't smirk like a Scooby Doo villain if you want to be a successful manipulator.

Robin Arryn - Breast milk is healthy, and will make you grow up to be a tall, thin, handsome young man.

The Prince of Dorne - 'Aye' is the only word you need.

I'm sure there's more, but for now, bask in D&D's profundity and depth.

Brutality!

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8 minutes ago, It_spelt_Magalhaes said:

Grey Worm - If the queen you've devoted your life to gets stabbed, don't kill the assassin, just set up a council of the murderer's siblings, cousins, uncles, and friends to put him on trial.

It’s like Grey didn’t realize he was getting played. 

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5 minutes ago, King Jon Snow Stark said:

It’s like Grey didn’t realize he was getting played. 

I never understood why Grey Worm wasn't angrier, tbh. Earlier in the episode he was executing surrendering men and scored a perfect ten the episode before on a surrendering soldier. It makes no sense.

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1 minute ago, It_spelt_Magalhaes said:

Quoting from the Beardy.

And yeah, he just stood there with that constipated face, mumbled something and then 'ok, we'll go get shanked by butterflies. Peace!'

Ugh.

 

6 minutes ago, Beardy the Wildling said:

I never understood why Grey Worm wasn't angrier, tbh. Earlier in the episode he was executing surrendering men and scored a perfect ten the episode before on a surrendering soldier. It makes no sense.

Grey - no baby Snows sound good.

Sam - hahaha.

Grey - what?

Sam - what?

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