DireWolfSpirit Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 The Twenties are on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 hours ago, DMC said: Well, pace yourself and maybe you can control your bowels. At least you don't disappoint, DMC. This actually reminds me of an incident about 5 years ago. Since my home area was only 6 hours or so from San Antonio and included casinos, on long weekends I'd take people to visit for fun. On these trips there was a restaurant I'd take people to that served a sampler platter that included a little of everything. Etouffee, jambalaya, meat pies, blackened catfish, etc. etc. Sadly one time the food didn't agree with someone and there was a sharting accident in the restaurant. Luckily the hotel was only 2 blocks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, A True Kaniggit said: On these trips there was a restaurant I'd take people to that served a sampler platter that included a little of everything. Etouffee, jambalaya, meat pies, blackened catfish, etc. etc. Sadly one time the food didn't agree with someone and there was a sharting accident in the restaurant. Luckily the hotel was only 2 blocks away. And luckily it only happened once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck norris 42 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 People need to stop pushing the metric system there is always an easy work around I was working with a very old Christmas recipe for 6 people and I needed to scale it up for 13 people, I just encouraged one person to get a divorce and doubled everything. Has anyone else got good pro metric system rants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireWolfSpirit Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Google AI transforming HC - Google's AI system can beat doctors at detecting breast cancer https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/02/tech/google-health-breast-cancer/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Greta “Sharon” Thunberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 On 1/4/2020 at 6:55 PM, chuck norris 42 said: People need to stop pushing the metric system there is always an easy work around I was working with a very old Christmas recipe for 6 people and I needed to scale it up for 13 people, I just encouraged one person to get a divorce and doubled everything. Has anyone else got good pro metric system rants Look up the definitions of an inch or a foot or any other non SI measurement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 So I thought this was kinda..interesting that I learned over the holidays. My mom did one of those ancestry kits recently, and while I was visiting she told me she found out the name of her biological father - someone I've never met and she refused to. My biological grandfather's name is, apparently, Alan Moore. I didn't ask her on the spelling, but I immediately pointed out "hey, there's this dude..." and she thought it was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 One for the lawyers Quote A Kansas man has asked an Iowa judge to let him engage in a sword fight with his ex-wife and her attorney in a trial by combat that will settle their ongoing legal dispute. David Ostrom, 40, of Paola, Kansas, said in a 3 January court filing that his former wife, Bridgette Ostrom, 38, of Harlan, Iowa, and her attorney, Matthew Hudson, had “destroyed (him) legally”. The judge had the power to let the parties “resolve our disputes on the field of battle, legally,” David Ostrom said, adding in his filing that trial by combat “has never been explicitly banned or restricted as a right in these United States”. He also asked the judge for 12 weeks’ time so he could secure Japanese samurai swords. I especially like that he asked for the time to procure the weapons of choice edit: @Ser Scot A Ellison How would you rate his chances? And would you ever pick up a blade to defend your client? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Zog Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 If he's challenging his ex-wife, shouldn't she get to choose the weapons? (I suspect she's quite happy to stick to the traditional weapon: lawyers.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teng Ai Hui Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 51 minutes ago, Old Zog said: If he's challenging his ex-wife, shouldn't she get to choose the weapons? (I suspect she's quite happy to stick to the traditional weapon: lawyers.) Also, the ex-wife should be allowed to pick her own champion. The challenger seems to be assuming that his opponent must be the ex-wife’s attorney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireWolfSpirit Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Article on reducing our carbon footprint. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/how-to-help-the-environment_l_5e1f9811c5b674e44b92119a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Teng Ai Hui said: Also, the ex-wife should be allowed to pick her own champion. The challenger seems to be assuming that his opponent must be the ex-wife’s attorney. “Fire is the champion of House Ostrom.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 How does my little girl know to wake up at 0445 for the day when it's just me looking after her? What a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Old Zog said: If he's challenging his ex-wife, shouldn't she get to choose the weapons? (I suspect she's quite happy to stick to the traditional weapon: lawyers.) Have you ever tried slapping somebody with a lawyer? They're heavier than they look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 27 minutes ago, BigFatCoward said: How does my little girl know to wake up at 0445 for the day when it's just me looking after her? What a dick. Does she watch Saturday morning cartoons? That’s why we did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Old Zog said: If he's challenging his ex-wife, shouldn't she get to choose the weapons? (I suspect she's quite happy to stick to the traditional weapon: lawyers.) Traditionally, I think they both bring one weapon. Then they flip a shield to see who gets which weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soylent Brown Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 3 hours ago, BigFatCoward said: How does my little girl know to wake up at 0445 for the day when it's just me looking after her? What a dick. Just note down all the times she screws you over in the morning now, and pay her back when she's a teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 15 hours ago, HelenaExMachina said: One for the lawyers I especially like that he asked for the time to procure the weapons of choice edit: @Ser Scot A Ellison How would you rate his chances? And would you ever pick up a blade to defend your client? Low. And, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Soylent Brown said: Just note down all the times she screws you over in the morning now, and pay her back when she's a teenager. I plan to discipline her by transferring money out of her university fund in front of her. Every time she is naughty I get closer to a Rolex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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