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2 hours ago, larrytheimp said:

Well we've discussed fruitarianism and raw food ism here before, in a similar vein here is beanatarianism:

My favorite comment was something to the effect of "if you just ignore it for awhile he'll forget all about the beans".

Hard to ignore the continual farting. 

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Artwork, even as simple as painting your stairs, is very difficult for me.

Why can I hit jump shots with my eyes closed, but can't even draw a straight line?

Oh well, I think I'm like 60% done now, but I'll be trapped here until it dries. As I descend.

How have I gotten paint on my face? Ugh. 

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18 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

Artwork, even as simple as painting your stairs, is very difficult for me.

Why can I hit jump shots with my eyes closed, but can't even draw a straight line?

Oh well, I think I'm like 60% done now, but I'll be trapped here until it dries. As I descend.

How have I gotten paint on my face? Ugh. 

Because painting straight lines is impossible.

The people who actually do it?

They're cheating! How? I don't know how.

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44 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Because painting straight lines is impossible.

The people who actually do it?

They're cheating! How? I don't know how.

I'm not sure that's exactly the correct answer. But everyone says it's a good job.

(I just hope they don't notice too soon that I may have knocked some grey paint onto a white wall though)

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13 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Artwork, even as simple as painting your stairs, is very difficult for me.

Why can I hit jump shots with my eyes closed, but can't even draw a straight line?

Oh well, I think I'm like 60% done now, but I'll be trapped here until it dries. As I descend.

How have I gotten paint on my face? Ugh. 

No DIY project is so simple, that I would do it myself rather than pay someone else to do it for me.

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