Legitimate_Bastard Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Rereading ASOS and came across this gem. Made me LOL. I’m sure there is a thread for this but I couldn’t find it... Jaime, regarding Ser Cleos Frey: Quote Ser Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe. ASOS - Jaime I It’s funnier in its whole context... Anyone else got any good ones? Funny, sad and anything else - all quotes are welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna<3Rhaegar Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 One of my favorites in the whole series is - "There are no men like me, there's only me." Jaime is a great character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Snow Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Quote "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. If I were to threaten to hit you unless you shut your mouth, and you presumed to speak, what do you think I'd do?" Anything that ends with a Frey getting a gobful of fist is music to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Your Grace," he said, when he and Cersei were alone, "I was wondering. Are you drunk, or merely stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagini's Neville Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Oh, that's fun Jaime is such an annoying arrogant asshole, but his quotes are the best! “If Bolton meant to kill us, he wouldn’t be wasting his precious prunes on us, at such peril to his bowels.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagini's Neville Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 On 30. September 2019 at 1:21 AM, Lyanna<3Rhaegar said: One of my favorites in the whole series is - "There are no men like me, there's only me." Jaime is a great character that's my favorite for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daemon The Black Dragon Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 "I have made kings and unmade them." Then probably my favorite is. "That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagini's Neville Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 On 29. September 2019 at 5:29 PM, Legitimate_Bastard said: Rereading ASOS and came across this gem. Made me LOL. I’m sure there is a thread for this but I couldn’t find it... Jaime, regarding Ser Cleos Frey: It’s funnier in its whole context... Anyone else got any good ones? Funny, sad and anything else - all quotes are welcome! The "brave ewe" part is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Jaime meeting the Queen 'o' Whores.... "Lady? I'm no lady. I'm the queen." "My sister will be surprised to hear that." "Lord Ryman crowned me his very self." She gave a shake of her ample hips. "I'm the queen o' whores." No, Jaime thought, my sweet sister holds that title too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagini's Neville Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizz-The-Smith said: Jaime meeting the Queen 'o' Whores.... "Lady? I'm no lady. I'm the queen." "My sister will be surprised to hear that." "Lord Ryman crowned me his very self." She gave a shake of her ample hips. "I'm the queen o' whores." No, Jaime thought, my sweet sister holds that title too. Ahh, typical man. He's just mad, she slept with a couple of other dudes. He really should get over it! He's her brother after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 "I'd invite you to sit, but your brother has neglected to provide me a chair." Catelyn VII, ACOK. Talking shit while chained, and imprisoned. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R2D Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 If anyone here posts that "burn" he made to Loras that was homophobic not funny!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenous reader Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 On 10/1/2019 at 6:00 PM, Wizz-The-Smith said: Jaime meeting the Queen 'o' Whores.... "Lady? I'm no lady. I'm the queen." "My sister will be surprised to hear that." "Lord Ryman crowned me his very self." She gave a shake of her ample hips. "I'm the queen o' whores." No, Jaime thought, my sweet sister holds that title too. Quote A Storm of Swords - Tyrion XI Torchlight fell across his face. He shielded his eyes with a hand. "Come on, are you frightened of a dwarf? Do it, you son of a poxy whore." His voice had grown hoarse from disuse. "Is that any way to speak about our lady mother?" The man moved forward, a torch in his left hand. "This is even more ghastly than my cell at Riverrun, though not quite so dank." For a moment Tyrion could not breathe. "You?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Littlefinger Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Rennifer Longwaters: "I have a little dragon in me." Jaime Lannister: "Yes, I almost mistook you for Aegon the Conqueror." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 There’s just too many great ones! ASoS, Jaime II “It was that white cloak that soiled me, not the other way around.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna<3Rhaegar Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You are still maiden, I hope?" Her broad homely face turned red. "Yes." "Oh, good," Jaime said. "I only rescue maidens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna<3Rhaegar Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 He filled his fist with sand. "Kingslayer?" he heard Brienne say, astonished. "Jaime." He uncoiled, flinging the sand at the bear's face. The bear mauled the air and roared like blazes. "What are you doing here?" "Something stupid" This whole scene is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 So, so many... “Ser Ronnet was a landed knight, no more. For any such, the Maid of Tarth would have been a sweet plum indeed. “How is it that you did not wed?” Jaime asked him. “Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was a sow in silk, though most sows have bigger teats. When she tried to talk she almost choked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me.” Connington glanced into the pit. “The bear was less hairy than that freak, I’ll—”Jaime’s golden hand cracked him across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and the oil spread out, burning. “You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna<3Rhaegar Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 On 10/1/2019 at 2:46 PM, Bob Sacamano said: "I'd invite you to sit, but your brother has neglected to provide me a chair." Catelyn VII, ACOK. Talking shit while chained, and imprisoned. Love it. I hear the word "bad ass" thrown around alot & hate to use it again BUT if this isn't bad ass idk what is. The man remains arrogant even while wallowing in his own filth & at the mercy of others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugorfonics Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Lyanna<3Rhaegar said: I hear the word "bad ass" thrown around alot & hate to use it again BUT if this isn't bad ass idk what is. Maybe this? Lol You will never know how sick it makes me to see you in this room, Kingslayer. You will never know how much I despise you." He was wrong about that. "I have been despised by better men than you, Edmure." . And I always thought this conversation was gold, pure Lannister gold . "Come on, are you frightened of a dwarf? Do it, you son of a poxy whore." His voice had grown hoarse from disuse. 'Is that any way to speak about our lady mother?" The man moved forward, a torch in his left hand. "This is even more ghastly than my cell at Riverrun, though not quite so dank." For a moment Tyrion could not breathe. "You?" "Well, most of me." Jaime was gaunt, his hair hacked short. "I left a hand at Harrenhal. Bringing the Brave Companions across the narrow sea was not one of Father's better notions." He lifted his arm, and Tyrion saw the stump. A bark of hysterical laughter burst from his lips. "Oh, gods," he said. "Jaime, I am so sorry, but . . . gods be good, look at the two of us. Handless and Noseless, the Lannister boys." "There were days when my hand smelled so bad I wished I was noseless." Jaime lowered the torch, so the light bathed his brother's face. "An impressive scar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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