Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Which of the following best describes candy corn: (a) Trash (b) Dookie (c) Pathetic (d) Delightful (e) Nuclear Holocaust (f) Okay (g) Disgusting (h) Palace of Auburn Hills (i) Good (j) Rancid (k) Troll Food (l) Items found at a cult mass suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippounet Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 (m) I had to google it to know what you were talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A wilding Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 (m) also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljkeane Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 (m) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 Lol, do they not have candy corn in Europe? If so, you’re lucky. Personally I’d pick (h). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 I had to google it also (m) but I’m not a big eater of sweets, I like chocolate but not sweets so much...they don’t look very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Me I would have to go with (l) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 shakespeare, through the mock utopia described by one of the fools in the tempest, suggests that the candy is to be abolished by the revolution: Quote I' the commonwealth I would by contraries Execute all things; for no kind of traffic Would I admit; no name of magistrate; Letters should not be known; riches, poverty, And use of service, none; contract, succession, Bourn, bound of land, tilth, vineyard, none; No use of metal, corn, or wine, or oil; No occupation; all men idle, all; And women too, but innocent and pure; No sovereignty;— so that narrows it down considerably, i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 I'm someplace between (i) and (f). But I've never been a picky eater and like eating almost anything sold in a grocery store that has calories. I will admit that it's far from my favorite candy and I never buy it on my own, though I'll cheerfully eat it if someone else offers it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 (d); also, (e). But mainly (d). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 I am in Windsor, Ontario, visiting friends. She had season’s tickets to the Pistons for 10 years, so she has cast a vote for (h). She also wanted to know how the hell that made it to the list. Personally speaking, I vote for (l). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 I'm goin' with (k). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 45 minutes ago, Fragile Bird said: I am in Windsor, Ontario, visiting friends. She had season’s tickets to the Pistons for 10 years, so she has cast a vote for (h). She also wanted to know how the hell that made it to the list. Personally speaking, I vote for (l). I love how you get the joke without actually getting the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamjm Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: Lol, do they not have candy corn in Europe? If so, you’re lucky. Personally I’d pick (h). I don't think I've ever seen it. That isn't stopping the ads in the sidebar from trying to sell some to me, but I'm guessing it's imported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 39 minutes ago, williamjm said: I don't think I've ever seen it. That isn't stopping the ads in the sidebar from trying to sell some to me, but I'm guessing it's imported. Now I’m wondering if I’ve had a giant blind spot this whole time. Do any Western European countries celebrate Halloween, or something akin to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 When I say I'd rather eat candle wax than candy corn, know that this is not mere indulgence in hyperbole. I've never eaten candle wax before. I have no real idea of how it tastes. But I am capable of only love and hate. And I hate candy corn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 58 minutes ago, williamjm said: I don't think I've ever seen it. That isn't stopping the ads in the sidebar from trying to sell some to me, but I'm guessing it's imported. Just wait, Brexit’s going to flood our markets with chlorinated candy corn, its going to be great! @Tywin et al. Halloween is observed here buts its not really a big deal for most people over here. As with all things some people go all out but for the most part it kind of just passes by. Probably the most telling point on this is that supermarkets put in their christmas seasonal aisles around the beginning of September with maybe a shelf or two given over to Halloween. Even when i was younger and there were loads of young kids on the street we rarely got more than one or two trick or treaters. eta: you greedy Muricans just need an excuse for a holiday before Christmas don’t you. And in two Capitalist style, you took two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liffguard Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Another vote for (m). I've vaguely heard of it before in American media, but I have no idea what it actually is. Is it like a toffee apple? But with corn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Lord, toffee apples. Who the fuck ever thought those monstrosities were a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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