A Horse Named Stranger Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Personally, I found the Ashley Cole pretty funny. I am not on twitter, because as I have said quite a few times already, twitter is for twats. Anyway, the Cole one is funny mainly because it's so lame. Try to imagine your dad (or an uncle) showing up at your home, stretching his head into your living room door saying: yeah, I am here now, yolo, or swag as the young people say. This tweet is pretty much the equivalent to that. Yo Drake, it's Uncle Ashley, I am now on this so called twitter too. Yolo man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Missed a penalty. I am overweight and 43 but I think I could score at least a tap in more frequently than Newcastle's players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 West Ham should have won that one but I'll take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soylent Brown Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 It'll be a nice win-win game tomorrow afternoon. If United lose, then haha, and if United win, then thanks for making it a little easier for us to limp over the finish line, dudes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 It is most certainly not a win win. We need united to get spanked. And maybe a bruno fernandez red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 I don't get that bed wetting either. Liverpool just needs 9 points from their last 9 league games (assuming City wins all their remaining games). I think any neutral observer would assume that this Liverpool team is more than capable of collecting those points somewhere. As much fun as PG has yanking our resident scousers chains here, I somehow doubt he actually believes Liverpool will mess this up. So the Manchester derby should have very little impact on the league title at this point. It's really only relevant for a top four (sorry, top five) finish. But ok, then, if you want to spend this month chainsmoking and obsessing about the EPL table, whatever floats your boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Eh, the title has been in the bag for Liverpool for a while. The Manchester derby has exactly zero bearing on the outcome of the title. Whatever we can get from this game is a bonus - a loss wouldn't be the end of the world either. The games against Spurs, Leicester and Sheffield United are the crucial games for us. Hopefully Everton can get something against Chelsea as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 If Chelsea could stop fucking around with the ball, it would be even worse for Everton now. Lampard should have Giroud direct some training sessions in one-touch ball control and passing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorshach Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 I have no idea what has happened here, but this first half was atrocious. No-one is closing down players, no-one is making runs, no-one is tracking runners, no-one is passing to teammates... Chelsea, if they wanted, could have been four or five up. We haven't been in the game - at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorshach Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 What can be done? No idea. I'd try to get Sidibé off, he really, really sucks when we defend. So the way we have been this first half, we could be playing with 10 men and no-one would notice the difference. Get Mina on. Move Digne forward as a wing back, and put Davies on the opposite back. Not ideal, but he can't be worse than Sidibé.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Precision shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorshach Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 This is just embarrasing. I could have been out there and we would be just about as good as this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartofice Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Everton really need a midfield screen , if they wanna play this 442.. or if they just wanna have a decent defence. Siggy isn’t the answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorshach Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Well, to be fair, he's not playing in CM. He's stuck on the wing because we can't play him centrally. However, we haven't got the DMs either. Gbamin is injured, Schneiderlin likewise (just as well) and Davies/Gomes are more box-to-box and QB respectively. Today I think we could have played the U23s and not noticed. No-one bothered anyway (apart, at times, for Richarlison and Pickford). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Given how inconsistent Chelsea's starting 11 has been, it was another solid performance, and I'm pleased that veterans like Pedro and Giroud have been able to step up when needed. It's also nice to see that there are a few promising youngsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soylent Brown Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Sterling is consistently shit against United and Liverpool. I really don't know why he keeps being selected for these games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljkeane Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Sterling hasn't been in great form in general for a while now. Also, that's a penalty isn't it? Not sure how it doesn't merit a bit more of a VAR check anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soylent Brown Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 One angle made it look like a penalty, but a different camera showed no contact. Otamendi is definitely a liability as always, mind. Sterling's form hasn't been great, but he's always especially bad against certain teams. His head's just not in the game; he dithers every time he receives the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Why do I have any faith in Pep. I wish Alex was here to tell me that there is still hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mme Erzulie Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 City with Kdb > City without Kdb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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