Larry of the Lawn Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 @Toth Agreed: https://youtu.be/1ASpBpT8bRQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Now that all the sport has been cancelled, I’ve been spending more time with the wife. Shocked to learn she no longer works at Woolworths. (not my joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Apparently the young 'uns are calling coronavirus 'Boomer Remover'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, maarsen said: Apparently the young 'uns are calling coronavirus 'Boomer Remover'. Not fair to post that, now I have clean up the tea I just spit out onto my laptop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Vader Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 11 hours ago, Triskele said: Still angry over the show's handling of the Stannis thread. But I must stress that I do not know what to make of your post. That was Stannis’s convo he had with Shireen talking about her greyscale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Fragile Bird said: Not fair to post that, now I have clean up the tea I just spit out onto my laptop! New one. Put down the tea first. People used to cough to cover up a fart. Now they fart to cover up a cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 in case you're having trouble buying toilet paper, bibles are free and easy to get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Or this ... https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/ea/6f/8aea6fb525bbcdfe4b1a08630bfad0e8.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denvek Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 What's the difference between Covid-19 and Romeo and Juliet? Spoiler One's a coronavirus, the other's a Verona crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 The girlfriend and I got out the chainsaws and tried to make our own toilet paper from fresh cut lumber today. Suspecting we missed some small but important steps in the pulping process, as initial product testing has been a bit rough. #bespoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 If the queen dies from it, we need a new name for the coronation of Charles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskaral Pust Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 These jokes are all very well but yesterday I went for a haircut and my stylist just buzzed my hair all over at arms length without even feigning to use scissors. I have to live with a terrible haircut. *Now* it’s a crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Which Tyler Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=647924142447956&id=100016911280330 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 @Which Tyler @Buckwheat Is my name change sufficient? Another facebook joke: If people are stuck at home, with no sports to watch, there will likely be another boom of births in about 9 months time. We'll call these babies coronials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 I have heard quarenteens or quarteens for this baby boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferocious Veldt Roarer Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Why the sudden increase of toilet paper demand? One guy sneezes, a hundred people shit themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 I got this email from Kappa puzzles, they do Sudoku and crosswords and stuff, my mom used to subscribe to them. This is the subject line: Quote Kappa Puzzles - Stay-at-Home Fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 This could go in a few other threads: the serious COVID-19 thread, the politics or even football thread. It's the entire episode. Edit: Watch all the way to the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 Only for Americans, I assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 29 minutes ago, Fragile Bird said: Only for Americans, I assume. Well damn, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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