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Today on my train a drunk man heard some people talking about coronavirus and decided to cheer them up with a joke.  To make sure no one missed out, he told the joke probably twenty times. 

His joke was...

Have you heard about boomerangs?

They're coming back.

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, maarsen said:

Apparently the young 'uns are calling coronavirus 'Boomer Remover'.

Not fair to post that, now I have clean up the tea I just spit out onto my laptop!

:rofl:

Edited by Fragile Bird

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11 hours ago, Triskele said:

Still angry over the show's handling of the Stannis thread.  But I must stress that I do not know what to make of your post. 

That was Stannis’s convo he had with Shireen talking about her greyscale. 

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6 hours ago, Fragile Bird said:

Not fair to post that, now I have clean up the tea I just spit out onto my laptop!

:rofl:

New one. Put down the tea first. 

People used to cough to cover up a fart. Now they fart to cover up a cough. 

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The girlfriend and I got out the chainsaws and tried to make our own toilet paper from fresh cut lumber today.  Suspecting we missed some small but important steps in the pulping process, as initial product testing has been a bit rough.

#bespoke

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These jokes are all very well but yesterday I went for a haircut and my stylist just buzzed my hair all over at arms length without even feigning to use scissors.  I have to live with a terrible haircut.  *Now* it’s a crisis. 

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@Which Tyler @Buckwheat Is my name change sufficient?

Another facebook joke: If people are stuck at home, with no sports to watch, there will likely be another boom of births in about 9 months time. We'll call these babies coronials.

 

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I got this email from Kappa puzzles, they do Sudoku and crosswords and stuff, my mom used to subscribe to them. 

This is the subject line:

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Kappa Puzzles - Stay-at-Home Fun!

 

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Posted (edited)

This could go in a few other threads: the serious COVID-19 thread, the politics or even football thread.

It's the entire episode. Edit: Watch all the way to the end.

 

Edited by Corvinus85

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