Which Tyler Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 This one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebla Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 If you aren't following this guy on twitter, you should! And YES, it's satire. I shouldn't have to explain that people continue to think he's serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 Sweetie, that’s too real and too subtle at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Not exactly humor, but I hope it brings joy. The Chicago aquarium, which is closed to visitors right now, let their penguins wander around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Fez said: Not exactly humor, but I hope it brings joy. The Chicago aquarium, which is closed to visitors right now, let their penguins wander around. That's pretty damn adorable. Reminds me of how my grandparents walk through exhibits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Australians can look on the bright side. Fresh toilet paper is on the way, in the form of worldwide stock certificates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 It's probably cheaper to stay in a hotel for the free soap and bog roll than it is to buy nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebla Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Seeing the looks of mild terror on people’s faces when they realise i have a sniffle and they have just sat beside me on the bus is morbidly hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 hours ago, BigFatCoward said: It's probably cheaper to stay in a hotel for the free soap and bog roll than it is to buy nowadays. Alternatively (and for maximum savings), just stay at home and poop in the shower then squish it down the plughole with your foot. Five Questions for... the '1 in 30 People Who Poo in the Shower' Quote Every few months, some truly wretched discussion concerning human behaviour will dominate Twitter for 24 hours, throwing all previously held assumptions about how the world works into disarray. There was the time everyone spent like a month arguing over whether you should wash your legs, and the time a load of people logged on to suggest it's actually not necessary to wash the underside of your plates. So I suppose it was really only a matter of time until poo came into all this – but I could have easily gone my entire life without discovering that one in 30 people shit in the shower. I imagine that number will be significantly higher come the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 GRRM posted on his NotaBlog that he's in isolation as a precaution, and is spending more time in Westeros now. So silver lining to all this, we might get The Winds of Winter this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Which Tyler Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Corvinus85 said: GRRM posted on his NotaBlog that he's in isolation as a precaution, and is spending more time in Westeros now. So silver lining to all this, we might get The Winds of Winter this year. Nice one centurion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maithanet Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Corvinus85 said: GRRM posted on his NotaBlog that he's in isolation as a precaution, and is spending more time in Westeros now. So silver lining to all this, we might get The Winds of Winter this year. I really want to post the "You Get Nothing! You Lose!" GIF but we can't post GIFs here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, Maithanet said: I really want to post the "You Get Nothing! You Lose!" GIF but we can't post GIFs here. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Corvinus85 said: GRRM posted on his NotaBlog that he's in isolation as a precaution, and is spending more time in Westeros now. So silver lining to all this, we might get The Winds of Winter this year. The irony being he finishes the book but his publishers have shut down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 21 minutes ago, HelenaExMachina said: The irony being he finishes the book but his publishers have shut down eBooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 3/17/2020 at 5:27 PM, HelenaExMachina said: Seeing the looks of mild terror on people’s faces when they realise i have a sniffle and they have just sat beside me on the bus is morbidly hilarious Ha! I have my oh it must be spring sinus infection and every time I'm out and i sniff a bit people look at me like an alien just burst out of my chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, HelenaExMachina said: The irony being he finishes the book but his publishers have shut down It was nice to read that he's continuing to pay the salaries of all staff at his various Santa Fe businesses while they are all closed. Obviously he's in a different situation than most small business owners, with such a large cash reserve from outside the business that he can draw on. But still, good to hear that he remains one of the good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebla Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 @Trebla 's AV reminding me that all vampire familiars are probabaly applying to their masters' Accelerated Entry Programs worldwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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