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Marry Elaena Targaryen (sister of Baelor the Blessed, locked up because her brother was extremely pious; she deserved better)

Bang Daenerys Targaryen (single, could be putting out)

Kill Alysanne Targaryen (didn't fight hard enough to improve women's rights in Westeros, IMHO)

 

Jaehaerys/Alysanne daughters: Maegelle, Viserra, Saera

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52 minutes ago, Kinola said:

Jaehaerys/Alysanne daughters: Maegelle, Viserra, Saera

Marry Maegelle, she seems like a good person. The other two are too vain

Bang Viserra

Kill Saera

The Blond Edition:

Larra Rogare, Lynesse Hightower and Val

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1 hour ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Marry Val

Bang Larra

Kill Lynesse

 

This is what I'd do, but I suppose I'd have to steal her. 

1 hour ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Maynard Plumm

Lysono Maar

Jaime Lannister

Marry Jaime (don't ask why)

Bang Maynard Plumm

Kill Lysono Maar, that guy gives me the creeps

The E Edition

Ellyn Reyne, Ellaria Sand, Elia Martell

"Lady Ellyn must surely be a sorceress, for she has made it rain inside the Rock all year"

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11 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

Melisandre, Jon Connington, Shadrich the Mad Mouse

Marry Shadrich, idk why. He seems practical

Bang Melisandre

Kill Jon Connington, since his obsession with Rhaegar is pathetic after so many years. 

 

The D Targaryen Edition

Daena Targaryen, Daeron Targaryen (son of Aegon III), Daemon Targaryen

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20 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Kill Daena

 

Hey! Daena was cool! (let's just ignore the small matter of Daemon Waters)

12 hours ago, EggBlue said:

Daeron the Young Dragon, Daeron the Good , Daeron the Daring 

Bang Daeron tYD

Marry Daeron the Good

KILL DAERON THE DARING, THE GREENS ARE USURPERS :) 

 

Rhaenys edition:

Rhaenys sister of Aegon I

Rhaenys daughter of Aemon

Rhaenys daughter of Rhaegar

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This question is messy because Rhaegar's daughter is child, and I sure don't want to kill or bang a child. Ugh. So I would have to marry her without consummation and later annul the marriage.

I don't want to kill the other two either, but my hands are tied, so...uihmmm  they are noth cool... I guess I'll kill Queen Rhaenys and bang the Queen that Never Was, because I like her a fraction more and don't want to kill her.

Aegons:

Aegon the Conqueror

Aegon V the Unlikely aka Egg.

fAegon

 

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4 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

This question is messy because Rhaegar's daughter is child, and I sure don't want to kill or bang a child. Ugh. So I would have to marry her without consummation and later annul the marriage.

I suppose you should imagine all these characters in their adult stage in this game . so you could think Rhaenys lives to grow up and then all will be well :) 

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Aegons:

Aegon the Conqueror

Aegon V the Unlikely aka Egg.

fAegon

marry part is easy.. marry Egg 

bang fAegon

kill the Conqueror

 

latest Tyrell boys:

Loras

Garlan

Willas

 

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7 hours ago, Jaenara Belarys said:

Oooh, hard one.

Marry Garlan

Bang Willas

Kill Loras (sorry)

I always imagined Willas to be the marriage material one!

25 minutes ago, Lilac &amp; Gooseberries said:

The rogue edition

Daemon T

Bloodraven 

Eyron

M: Bloodraven

B: Daemon T

K: Eyron( who is this? do you mean Euron?)

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