Annara Snow Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Marry Maegelle - only formal marriage, unconsummated and platonic Bang grown up Maegor, let's assume he was good or OK looking? Kill Mace Tyrell Next - since HoD is coming up: Cruston Cole Prince Daemon Targaryen Harwin Strong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Marry: Harwin Bang: Daemon Kill: Criston And continuing the trend, killer spouses Cersei Lannister Maegor Targaryen Androw Farman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 After a lot of deliberation, I've decided: Marry Androw Farman, because he will likely take some time before he turns murderous, and will kill him first quickly after the wedding just in case. And I don't have to sleep with him. Bang Maegor, preferably before the brain damage/magic resurrection. I don't know for sure, but at lesst there's a chance he might be able to have non-rapey sex? Then kill him in his sleep, before he starts asking for a child, and take the morning after pill, I mean tea. Kill Cersei immediately, because as far as we know she'd only bang a woman in a rapey way. Next: Mekisandre Mysaria Tyanna of the Tower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Marry Melisandre, because she will give me good fortune and help me avoid death. Bang Mysaria, because she might enjoy banging other women. Kill Tyanna, because she is a crazy jealous b*tch Well, we've had at least one bad apple in previous rounds, so how about a round where they are all good apples? Ned Stark Jon Snow Davos Seaworth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Marry Ned, because he wouldn't bang otherwise Bang Jon, because I love book Jon Kill Davosi (sorry) because he will probably prioritize Stannis even over his family, including me as his wife Big men: Sandor Clegane Greatjon Umber Robert Baratheon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 (edited) Marry: Sandor, as we can bond over the fact that both of us are misanthropes Bang: Greatjon, because who wouldn't? And you don't want me to finish this sentence. And I give you...the Daemons: Daemon Targaryen, Daemon Blackfyre, Daemon Sand Edited September 14, 2022 by Eternally_His Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Bang Daemon the Rogue Prince Targaryen Marry Daemon Sand KIll Daemon Blackfyre Meh Targaryen kings Aenys I Viserys ! Jaehaerys II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Marry Viserys without consummation for Rhaenyra's sake, because women are better rulers than men anyway. Bang Jaehaerys II Kill Aenys I Killed by dragons Harren the Black, Rhaenyra Targaryen, Kraznys mo Nakloz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Kill Kraznys. Always kill Kraznys Marry Rhaenyra So I guess bang Harren. It can be worse Had a thing for their first cousin: King Viserys I Daena the Defiant Tywin Lannister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Marry Viserys because he is a good husband Kill Tywin, because Robb, Tyrion, Elia and her kids, the Reynes and three hundred Northmen send their regards. And that leaves Daena to bang, I guess The three old friends Joanna Lannister Rhaella Targaryen Loreza Martell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 F*ck Loreza. Her wiki pic looks hot and kind of has a masculine energy. Marry Rhaella. We will be friends Kill Joanna, because I'm suspicious of anyone loved by Tywin Next: Commoners who married (or may have married) Targaryen princes: Alys Rivers Sara Snow Jenny of Oldstones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 Marry: Jenny of Oldstones Bang: Sara Snow Kill: Alys Rivers Next, here are the characters you can't help but love despite their misdeeds Jaime Lannister Theon Greyjoy Criston Cole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 Oh I can help it with Criston... Marry Jaime Put Theon out of his misery (I wouldn't want to bang him at any point, pre-Reek he was too annoying, and after that, well) Bang Criston and then kill him (he'd just be really annoying after that) Masters of whispers: Varys Tyanna of the Tower Mysaria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 19 minutes ago, Annara Snow said: Oh I can help it with Criston... Oh, can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 11 hours ago, Eternally_His said: Oh, can you? His hotness is offset by his Madonna/whore complex and how much of a pain in the a** he would be if we ever had sex, unless it was some AU where he didn't have an oath of celibacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 On 1/6/2023 at 4:04 PM, Annara Snow said: Oh I can help it with Criston... Marry Jaime Put Theon out of his misery (I wouldn't want to bang him at any point, pre-Reek he was too annoying, and after that, well) Bang Criston and then kill him (he'd just be really annoying after that) Masters of whispers: Varys Tyanna of the Tower Mysaria Will anyone do this round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Marry Varys, since I can't bang him. Bang Mysaria Kill: Tyanna People who got killed at the wedding Joffrey Lonmouth, Robb Stark, Joffrey Baratheon. (Yeah, it has two Joffreys, deal with it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Kill Joffrey Baratheon, Marry Joffrey Lonmouth since I don't feel like banging a gay man, and also he's annoying, so we'll have a sham marriage Bang Robb next - the Conquest trio Queen Visenya King Aegon I the Conqueror Queen Rhaenys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Marry Rhaenys Bang Aegon Kill Visenya. Rhaenyra's lovers Daemon Targaryen, Harwin Strong, Criston Cole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Marry Harwin - the only good potential partner of the 3 Bang Criston, then kill him (this is influenced by the show, otherwise I'd have just killed him based on the books) Kill Daemon next: Married their niece: Maegor the Cruel Daemon Targaryen Aegor "Bittersteel" Rivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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