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My answer:

  • Marry: Robb
    • I'm sure we could delay the consummation until he's eighteen, and he could always use more support!
  • Bang: Naerys
    • And make it all about her. I would rather save her another marriage; the poor woman probably despises the institution at this point.
  • Kill: Rhaenyra
    • Only because I have to choose someone, and her increasing loss and paranoia made her okay or personally do some atrocious things during the Dance.

 

Dunk-and-Egg-Era True Knights

  • Duncan the Tall
  • Raymun Fossoway
  • Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen
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My answer:

  • Marry: Nymeria
    • The histories consider her both wise and beautiful, and she successfully passed on desirable Rhoynish customs in Dorne, including equal primogeniture and a higher tolerance for sexual activity (including female sexuality and homosexuality), never mind her other achievements and her position. I'd be more than glad to help her.
  • Bang: Elia
    • I considered marrying her instead because she was known to have a delicate constitution, but she should marry whomever she wants, and -- forgive the bluntness -- intercourse can be very gentle.
  • Kill: Aliandra
    • From what I remember of Aliandra Martell, she wanted her vassals to impress her by raiding the Marches. Easy kill.

 

Dragonriding Queens Regnant (or close enough)

  • Daenerys Targaryen
  • Rhaenyra Targaryen
  • Visenya Targaryen
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Marry: Daenaera. Want her to hold me to sleep everyday cuz I have severe insomnia as Aegon did.

Bang: Alysanne.she's a strong woman she can take it. Nothing personal, I love her still.

Kill: Naerys. she's too fragile to be banged or ready to consmate the marriage. So  sorry I will let u rest in peace dear. Nothing personal, I love her still

 

Three female claimants to the iron throne but all failed.

Rhaena Targaryen (daughter of Aenys)

Rhaenys tqwnw

Daena Targaryen

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My answer:

  • Marry: Laena
    • We don't know much about Laena, but she seems at least have been a decent person, with a great love for flying and for adventure. Who doesn't want that in a spouse?
  • Bang: Visenya
    • Who wouldn't? :laugh: Jokes aside, she would be here by default anyway. I wouldn't want to marry her, as she's terrifying and seems fairly immoral; and Aemond is the easy kill target here.
  • Kill: Aemond
    • Once, and then a second time for good measure. Zero redeeming qualities.

 

Siblings Lannister

  • Cersei Lannister
  • Jaime Lannister
  • Tyrion Lannister
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5 hours ago, Many-Faced Votary said:

My answer:

  • Marry: Laena
    • We don't know much about Laena, but she seems at least have been a decent person, with a great love for flying and for adventure. Who doesn't want that in a spouse?
  • Bang: Visenya
    • Who wouldn't? :laugh: Jokes aside, she would be here by default anyway. I wouldn't want to marry her, as she's terrifying and seems fairly immoral; and Aemond is the easy kill target here.
  • Kill: Aemond
    • Once, and then a second time for good measure. Zero redeeming qualities.

 

Siblings Lannister

  • Cersei Lannister
  • Jaime Lannister
  • Tyrion Lannister

Meh, more Aemond for me. If we're talking choosing to to kill by "goodness" or  "redeeming qualities", Visenya is at least as killable. As far as I know, her only "redeeming quality" is that she and her siblings won their war (except in Dorne) and stayed in power because they had 3 dragons and no one else had any.

Anyway -

Marry Jaime

Bang Cersei

Kill Tyrion

Next - 

Targaryen dragonriding mass murderering war criminals who went around burning castles and villages  with high body counts:

Aegon the Conqueror

Visenya Targaryen

Aemond Targaryen

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2 hours ago, Eternally_Theirs said:

I guess no one wants to take this round. Is it because of Shireen?

Wel why would you put a child, and an adorable one, as one of the picks?

OK I'll try to get us out of this:

Marry aged up Shireen in a platonic way

Bang Robb

Kill Criston (sorry, I have to kill someone)

 

Next up -people who were crushing on/in love with Rhaegar:

Jon Connington

Cersei Lannister

Lyanna Stark (can be aged up for the game)

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On 3/7/2023 at 2:07 PM, Eternally_Theirs said:

Marry: Lyanna, cause I stan all Starks.
Kill: Cersei, obviously.
Which leaves JC to bang. Well, could be worse.

Old sass-masters of Westeros

Corlys Velaryon
Olenna Tyrell
Tywin Lannister

Marry Corlys 

Bang de-aged Olenna (who looks like Diana Rigg's character in The Avengers show)

Kill Tywin, as always

 

Next: people who exist in crackpot theories 

Mance who is Rhaegar 

Daario who is Benjen

Daario who is Euron

 

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On 3/14/2023 at 2:19 PM, Annara Snow said:

Next: people who exist in crackpot theories 

Mance who is Rhaegar 

Daario who is Benjen

Daario who is Euron

 

Anyone want to bang, marry, kill these amazing characters from crackpot theories?

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9 hours ago, James Arryn said:

I guess marry Manceghar, bang Daarjen, kill Daarion.

 

Next: geniuses 

Sam Tarly

Rhaegar Targaryen

Tyrion Lannister

Marry Sam

Bang Rhaegar

Kill Tyrion

Next: became kings when they were 14

Jaehaerys I Targaryen

Daeron I Targaryen

Robb Stark

 

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