Eternally_Theirs Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Marry: Baelor Bang: Aerys (once) Kill: Maegor (who wouldn't?) Next: Best royals ever Robb Stark Rhaenyra Targaryen Naerys Targaryen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Many-Faced Votary Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 My answer: Marry: Robb I'm sure we could delay the consummation until he's eighteen, and he could always use more support! Bang: Naerys And make it all about her. I would rather save her another marriage; the poor woman probably despises the institution at this point. Kill: Rhaenyra Only because I have to choose someone, and her increasing loss and paranoia made her okay or personally do some atrocious things during the Dance. Dunk-and-Egg-Era True Knights Duncan the Tall Raymun Fossoway Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 (edited) Marry: Duncan Bang: Baelor Kill: Raymun. Raymun who? Next: Aegon IV's women Naerys Targaryen Melissa Blackwood Jeyne Lothston Edited February 20 by Eternally_Theirs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilac & Gooseberries Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 (edited) Marry: Missy, I love the Blackwoods Bang: Jeyne Kill: Naerys Next the Princess of Dorne: Elia Nymeria Alliandra Edited February 20 by Lilac & Gooseberries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Many-Faced Votary Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 My answer: Marry: Nymeria The histories consider her both wise and beautiful, and she successfully passed on desirable Rhoynish customs in Dorne, including equal primogeniture and a higher tolerance for sexual activity (including female sexuality and homosexuality), never mind her other achievements and her position. I'd be more than glad to help her. Bang: Elia I considered marrying her instead because she was known to have a delicate constitution, but she should marry whomever she wants, and -- forgive the bluntness -- intercourse can be very gentle. Kill: Aliandra From what I remember of Aliandra Martell, she wanted her vassals to impress her by raiding the Marches. Easy kill. Dragonriding Queens Regnant (or close enough) Daenerys Targaryen Rhaenyra Targaryen Visenya Targaryen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Marry: Rhaenyra Bang: Dany Kill: Visenya Next: Likeable queens of Westeros Alysanne Targaryen Daenaera Velaryon Naerys Targaryen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamila Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Marry: Daenaera. Want her to hold me to sleep everyday cuz I have severe insomnia as Aegon did. Bang: Alysanne.she's a strong woman she can take it. Nothing personal, I love her still. Kill: Naerys. she's too fragile to be banged or ready to consmate the marriage. So sorry I will let u rest in peace dear. Nothing personal, I love her still Three female claimants to the iron throne but all failed. Rhaena Targaryen (daughter of Aenys) Rhaenys tqwnw Daena Targaryen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Marry: Rhaenys, cause she is badass and a good wife and mother. Bang: Daena Kill: Rhaena, cause I wouldn't want to be married to her after what she did to her third spouse. Next, riders of Vhagar Visenya Targaryen Laena Velaryon Aemond Targaryen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Many-Faced Votary Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 My answer: Marry: Laena We don't know much about Laena, but she seems at least have been a decent person, with a great love for flying and for adventure. Who doesn't want that in a spouse? Bang: Visenya Who wouldn't? Jokes aside, she would be here by default anyway. I wouldn't want to marry her, as she's terrifying and seems fairly immoral; and Aemond is the easy kill target here. Kill: Aemond Once, and then a second time for good measure. Zero redeeming qualities. Siblings Lannister Cersei Lannister Jaime Lannister Tyrion Lannister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 (edited) 5 hours ago, Many-Faced Votary said: My answer: Marry: Laena We don't know much about Laena, but she seems at least have been a decent person, with a great love for flying and for adventure. Who doesn't want that in a spouse? Bang: Visenya Who wouldn't? Jokes aside, she would be here by default anyway. I wouldn't want to marry her, as she's terrifying and seems fairly immoral; and Aemond is the easy kill target here. Kill: Aemond Once, and then a second time for good measure. Zero redeeming qualities. Siblings Lannister Cersei Lannister Jaime Lannister Tyrion Lannister Meh, more Aemond for me. If we're talking choosing to to kill by "goodness" or "redeeming qualities", Visenya is at least as killable. As far as I know, her only "redeeming quality" is that she and her siblings won their war (except in Dorne) and stayed in power because they had 3 dragons and no one else had any. Anyway - Marry Jaime Bang Cersei Kill Tyrion Next - Targaryen dragonriding mass murderering war criminals who went around burning castles and villages with high body counts: Aegon the Conqueror Visenya Targaryen Aemond Targaryen Edited March 1 by Annara Snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Marry: Aegon the Conqueror Bang: Aemond, then kill him Kill: Visenya People who got killed in truly heinous ways Criston Cole Robb Stark Shireen Baratheon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 I guess no one wants to take this round. Is it because of Shireen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 2 hours ago, Eternally_Theirs said: I guess no one wants to take this round. Is it because of Shireen? Wel why would you put a child, and an adorable one, as one of the picks? OK I'll try to get us out of this: Marry aged up Shireen in a platonic way Bang Robb Kill Criston (sorry, I have to kill someone) Next up -people who were crushing on/in love with Rhaegar: Jon Connington Cersei Lannister Lyanna Stark (can be aged up for the game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Marry: Lyanna, cause I stan all Starks. Kill: Cersei, obviously. Which leaves JC to bang. Well, could be worse. Old sass-masters of Westeros Corlys Velaryon Olenna Tyrell Tywin Lannister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 27 minutes ago, Annara Snow said: Wel why would you put a child, and an adorable one, as one of the picks? Because that was the fucked-up deaths round, and her death is the most fucked-up of all, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) On 3/7/2023 at 2:07 PM, Eternally_Theirs said: Marry: Lyanna, cause I stan all Starks. Kill: Cersei, obviously. Which leaves JC to bang. Well, could be worse. Old sass-masters of Westeros Corlys Velaryon Olenna Tyrell Tywin Lannister Marry Corlys Bang de-aged Olenna (who looks like Diana Rigg's character in The Avengers show) Kill Tywin, as always Next: people who exist in crackpot theories Mance who is Rhaegar Daario who is Benjen Daario who is Euron Edited March 14 by Annara Snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 On 3/14/2023 at 2:19 PM, Annara Snow said: Mance who is Rhaegar Oh, come on. Jaqen is Rhaegar. It is known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 (edited) On 3/14/2023 at 2:19 PM, Annara Snow said: Next: people who exist in crackpot theories Mance who is Rhaegar Daario who is Benjen Daario who is Euron Anyone want to bang, marry, kill these amazing characters from crackpot theories? Edited May 21 by Annara Snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 I guess marry Manceghar, bang Daarjen, kill Daarion. Next: geniuses Sam Tarly Rhaegar Targaryen Tyrion Lannister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annara Snow Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 9 hours ago, James Arryn said: I guess marry Manceghar, bang Daarjen, kill Daarion. Next: geniuses Sam Tarly Rhaegar Targaryen Tyrion Lannister Marry Sam Bang Rhaegar Kill Tyrion Next: became kings when they were 14 Jaehaerys I Targaryen Daeron I Targaryen Robb Stark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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