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Acrophobia #38: Raven Messages (part III)


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Literally just logged in because I finally remembered that I never set a deadline :lol:

I blame my new PS4. This is why I've never had my own gaming device as an adult. I knew I'd get hooked and find myself on it at 3am most nights!

A deadline will be added soon.

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This round is indeed Lannister gold!

1st.    6 - Oaths? Absurd. Jaime. Cersei. Forever.

2nd.   1 - Oaths are just coitus...fancified!

3rd.    8 - Outlandish promises won't animate lovelorn desires - Obviously!   

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ROUND THREE RESULTS

 

1 - Oaths are just coitus...fancified!

Author: rocksniffer* - 1+1 +3+2+2+3 = 12

 

2 - Oaf! Accept: Jaime’s Cersei's forever!

Author: RhaenysBee* - 1+1 +3 = 5

 

3 - Outsized pussycat won't attract Lion's delicious orgasms!

Author: Fragile Bird* - 1+1 +2+2+2 = 8

 

4 - Nabbing twin? Unacceptable. Cutie, you're qyburned!

Author: Count Balerion* - 1+1 +2+3+3+3+1 +3 = 17

 

5 - Off protecting wanted assassin?  Little Dove's overwatch?

Author: Howlin’ Howland* - 1+1 +1+1 = 4

 

6 - Oaths? Absurd. Jaime. Cersei. Forever.

Author: Eternally_His - 1 +3+3+1+1+1 = 10

 

7 - Over protective wench! Avoid leaving desires open.

Author: honeyed chicken* - 1+1 +2 = 4

 

8 - Outlandish promises won't animate lovelorn desires - Obviously!

Author: She Who Must Be Obeyed - 1 +1+2 = 4

 

9 - Nothing to understand! Champion your Queen!

Author: Castellan* - 1+1 +1 = 3

 

10 - Oafishly assuming Jaime’s conquered? Fool!

Author: Julia H* - 1+1 = 2

 

 

STANDINGS AFTER ROUND THREE

 

Fragile Bird   28 + 8 = 36

rocksniffer   17 + 12 = 29

Count Balerion   9 + 17 = 26

Julia H.   21 + 2 = 23

She Who Must Be Obeyed   20 + 4 = 24

Howlin’ Howland   19 + 4 = 23

RhaenysBee   17 + 5 = 22

Eternally_His   5 + 10 = 15

honeyed chicken   10 + 4 = 14

Castellan 5 + 3 = 8

 

Count Balerion wins the round with his marvellously spine-shivering word coinage (one most certainly doesn't want to be qyburned!) and jumps into the top three. Strong work from rocksniffer (is the dawg on a mission?) and Eternally_His nearly challenged the Count. Once again, a not-so-Fragile Bird flaps those giant wings enough to keep a healthy distance from the challengers. It’s all to play for.

 

Please check my tallies in case I made any mistakes

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ROUND FOUR VOTING

 

1 - Pinniped married horribly below rank. Inevitably yearns merry, victorious widowhood. 

2 - When drowning’s a better choice, fuggetaboutit!

3 - Poor man! Have been riotously incontinent. You’re missing virility’s wonders.

4 - Espousal...regretfully can't abide. Leaving! Brother's properly fucked

5 - Wife?!! Don't assume blissful consummation, fool!

6 - Wedded !?!? Don't anticipate bedding ceremony, fool!

7 - Why? Didn’t agree. Beware: consummation forgone.

8 - Wanna die asshole?!?  Bitches castrate fatties.

 

Deadline to vote is Saturday 9th May at 2pm UK (BST) time

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ROUND FIVE

 

Eddison Tollett to Samwell Tarly

 

Yes, it’s time to get your Edd on. The original dolorous one sends a message to Sam after he arrives at the Citadel. A chance to think like Edd doesn’t come around often. What does he write?

 

L G W N E M A G S P

P A R N P I H G V S

P O I D S M T A B D

 

Deadline is Saturday 9th May at 2pm UK (BST) time

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On 5/4/2020 at 4:25 PM, Dolorous Gabe said:

ROUND FIVE

 

Eddison Tollett to Samwell Tarly

 

Yes, it’s time to get your Edd on. The original dolorous one sends a message to Sam after he arrives at the Citadel. A chance to think like Edd doesn’t come around often. What does he write?

 

L G W N E M A G S P

P A R N P I H G V S

P O I D S M T A B D

 

Deadline is Saturday 9th May at 2pm UK (BST) time

Your namesake! (sort of)  :) .

However, for me, Ed Tollett I tend to think of him as Near-dead Ed from an incident on a forest fire long ago and far away.

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1st) 2 - When drowning’s a better choice, fuggetaboutit!

2nd) 1 - Pinniped married horribly below rank. Inevitably yearns merry, victorious widowhood.

3rd) 6 - Wedded !?!? Don't anticipate bedding ceremony, fool!

 

 

 

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