KingintheNorth4 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 On 9/8/2020 at 6:22 PM, Xray the Enforcer said: My good people I need your help. Some of you already know this drill but others may not: I'm in an ESPN fantasy football league with my coworkers. BUT -- I play by golf rules (the rest of the league plays by normal rules). That means I need to field a team of starters who suck. I do not want benchwarmers. I want ham-handed QBs who keep taking snaps because the team has no one else and whose o-line is more porous than a loofah. I want RBs who could be outrun by an elderly golden lab. I want TEs who just stand there and look serious. I want WRs with flippers for hands. So, who should I draft? Well, for QB, Nathan Peterman is somehow still in the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: Friendly reminder since the season starts tomorrow, Pick'em is reactivated and everyone who played last year should have gotten an automatic invite. Anyone is welcomed to join. Just PM your email. sent you a PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 hour ago, dbunting said: sent you a PM You should have received an automatic invite. Also, my inbox was full, so I didn't get any messages. Fixed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 Thank you for the tips -- they were most helpful. I ended up drafting Chicago Mitch for QB (Darnold for backup), partly because a couple of my colleagues are in Chicago and are Bears fans and if you're gonna trash talk (the whole reason why I do this), might as well throw shade on someone else's team by picking their QB for your golf-rules fantasy stunt. I picked a CHI WR too, just to salt that wound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 16 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: You should have received an automatic invite. Also, my inbox was full, so I didn't get any messages. Fixed that. All set, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Pretty sure Chiefs fans just booed during the call for unity and equality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingintheNorth4 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Hope everyone enjoys the Ryan Pace Bowl tonight. I'll be once again watching through gritted teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Perfect way to start the season: Weight lifting session, nice jog, a big of yoga and a huge porterhouse steak and a Stella. I'll probably mute the game in 10 minutes though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, briantw said: Pretty sure Chiefs fans just booed during the call for unity and equality. Unsurprising. Can’t wait to hear all the dickheads at work tonight whining about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Reid's visor is already a mess. It looks hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingintheNorth4 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 48 minutes ago, briantw said: Pretty sure Chiefs fans just booed during the call for unity and equality. And they did the tomahawk chop right after. Ironically, they proved that it was never about the flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteGabriel Posted September 11, 2020 Author Share Posted September 11, 2020 10 hours ago, KingintheNorth4 said: And they did the tomahawk chop right after. Ironically, they proved that it was never about the flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 If these racist fucknuts want escapist fantasy nonsense (the underlying impetus behind the "just play sports" whinging), they should ditch sports and watch that shitty Terry Goodkind show. Here's to hoping that every last one of them chokes to death on a corndog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Guess the NFL wasn't wrong to worry that a majority of their white fans are racist snowflakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: Guess the NFL wasn't wrong to worry that a majority of their white fans are racist snowflakes. I will say that it definitely didn't sound like every fan in attendance was booing. Enough to be heard but I'm not even sure it was the majority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 30 minutes ago, briantw said: I will say that it definitely didn't sound like every fan in attendance was booing. Enough to be heard but I'm not even sure it was the majority. Statistically it was probably 40-60%, given that's the relative #s of white people who vote for Trump regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, Kalibear said: Statistically it was probably 40-60%, given that's the relative #s of white people who vote for Trump regularly. Yeah it sounded like less than half to me based on how loud the crowd got during the game. Not excusing the ones who did, of course. Fuck those racist fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 1 hour ago, briantw said: I will say that it definitely didn't sound like every fan in attendance was booing. Enough to be heard but I'm not even sure it was the majority. I wasn’t just talking about the booing fans in the stadium. In the aftermath of Kaepernick kneeling, the NFL either did extensive research or just went with their gut, but what’s clear is that they determined their fan base was too racist to have an honest conversation about race and instead embraced the strawman argument that he was disrespecting the troops and the country. And now four years later they’re starting to realize said honest conversation was actually one they could have easily had. Hell, liberal ideals have actually won the corporate culture battle outside of those at the top who are largely high functioning psychopaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoodedCrow Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Nobody deserves Trump, even his supporters. He is abusive. Yah, the NFL dropped the ball. I was thinking the only player I can’t cheer for is Tom Brady and his under inflated balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingintheNorth4 Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 Bear Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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