Alyn Oakenfist Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 So given how many X is actually Y theories that have appeared recently I think it's high time to being beack the crackpot theories thread. Basically put here any theory that you read or come up with that is absolute bonkers. Here's a fun one to begin with: Tormund Giantsbane is actually Alyn Oakenfist. Think about it we never know what happened to Oakenfist, he probably reached Asshai and became Quaithe. But after he clearly became Tormund given what he says about his word, being ,,as strong as oak". And after that he is assigned to Oakenshield (nice Hobbit reference GRRM). It all lines up... So what other crackpot theories do you know, or have recently read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broken one Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 no please.... all I have read are bonkers. xept for R+L=J. I think I had several 1-2 years long vacations from the board because I even started to read one of those posts Ok, recently I've taken the risk and read 2 sentences with one eye closed… and it was „shiera seastar is 3 eyed crow and quaithe” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 54 minutes ago, broken one said: no please.... all I have read are bonkers. xept for R+L=J Well there a couple more that are valid. The lamplight one is perfectly valid as is fAegon or Theon's other thing. But yeah most are crackpots, and that's why this thread exists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Anna Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 That Littlefinger is behind everything that happens not only in Westeros but now also apparently in Essos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lehutin Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 3 hours ago, broken one said: no please.... all I have read are bonkers. xept for R+L=J. I think I had several 1-2 years long vacations from the board because I even started to read one of those posts Ok, recently I've taken the risk and read 2 sentences with one eye closed… and it was „shiera seastar is 3 eyed crow and quaithe” Aside from R+L=J, the only X is actually Y theories I can think of immediately that aren't bonkers are Alleras is Sarella Sand. The Gravedigger is Sandor Clegane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Bolt Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 First members of NW used totally white clothes and they had tendency to burn crosses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Leftwich Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 From ye olde times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Loose Bolt said: First members of NW used totally white clothes and they had tendency to burn crosses. Did they linch Summer Islanders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back door hodor Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Ser Leftwich said: From ye olde times. This ones not that crazy though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Leftwich Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, Back door hodor said: This ones not that crazy though.... Compared to the daily dose of "Euron is really Cthulhu and will take over Westeros with his Valyrian Steel codpiece lined with oily black stone you are dumb if you didn't get this from the books" nonsense, yeah not that crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broken one Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 14 hours ago, lehutin said: Aside from R+L=J, the only X is actually Y theories I can think of immediately that aren't bonkers are Alleras is Sarella Sand. The Gravedigger is Sandor Clegane. to me the 1 and 2 are straight up facts not theories, too obvious not to be correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor the Articulate Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 In the 90's, one guy theorised Jon would have a baby... with Catelyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broken one Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 36 minutes ago, Hodor the Articulate said: In the 90's, one guy theorised Jon would have a baby... with Catelyn. the naughty stepmom theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Bolt Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Hodor the Articulate said: In the 90's, one guy theorised Jon would have a baby... with Catelyn. That theory would explain why Arya looks like classical Stark when all other children of Cat look like Tullys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor the Articulate Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Loose Bolt said: That theory would explain why Arya looks like classical Stark when all other children of Cat look like Tullys No, that would be the theory where Jon has a baby with Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Bolt Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Hodor the Articulate said: No, that would be the theory where Jon has a baby with Ned. Well, Arya seems to get along much better with Ned than Cat and chibi Cat and so your theory would explain that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor the Articulate Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 @Loose Bolt I imagine the only reason she doesn't hate Arya, the living proof of her husband's second infidelity, is that she sees Arya as the child she and Jon could have had. Too bad for her, lusty Ned got there first: Quote Riding through the rainy night, Ned saw Jon Snow's face in front of him, so like a younger version of his own. If the gods frowned so on bastards, he thought dully, why did they fill men with such lusts? I think we've developed the most cracked of pots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Bolt Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Hodor the Articulate said: I imagine the only reason she doesn't hate Arya, the living proof of her husband's second infidelity, is that she sees Arya as the child she and Jon could have had. Too bad for her, lusty Ned got there first: Actually quote by her (ACoK, Catelyn VII) explains why she tolerates Arya. Quote Arya had always been harder to tame. Or Mistress Catelyn really likes subs who are not too submissive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodraven’s Spider Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Rhaegar being alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted July 5, 2020 Author Share Posted July 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Bloodraven’s Spider said: Rhaegar being alive Him and Rhaegaro... Hey is Rhaegaro actually Rhaegar??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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