Larry of the Lawn Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 All these fucking books with their bad guys (aka "antagonists" for you eggheads) have bad guys. This is clearly plagiarizing whatever the first damn story was that had one. Kinda pissed about it. Thinking about writing a book that doesn't have characters just to own all you losers. Will be ***laughing*** with Every. Single. Key. Stroke. Well. Maybe. Not. Every. One. But. At. Least. Each. Time. I. Thumb. The. Spacebar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauberk Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, larrytheimp said: All these fucking books with their bad guys (aka "antagonists" for you eggheads) have bad guys. This is clearly plagiarizing whatever the first damn story was that had one. Kinda pissed about it. Thinking about writing a book that doesn't have characters just to own all you losers. Will be ***laughing*** with Every. Single. Key. Stroke. Well. Maybe. Not. Every. One. But. At. Least. Each. Time. I. Thumb. The. Spacebar. I would totally read your book that has no characters, conflict or plot. It would be utterly original. Wait. I think I saw that book in the back to school section at Target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I have read Three Men in a Boat already, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Wilbur said: I have read Three Men in a Boat already, thanks. That's the one with Ted Dansen and Steve Gutenberg? That movie slaps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlyaP Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 *This* is the good place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I'm stealing this idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlyaP Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 2 hours ago, lacuna said: I'm stealing this idea. “You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 10 hours ago, larrytheimp said: All these fucking books with their bad guys (aka "antagonists" for you eggheads) have bad guys. This is clearly plagiarizing whatever the first damn story was that had one. Kinda pissed about it. Thinking about writing a book that doesn't have characters just to own all you losers. Will be ***laughing*** with Every. Single. Key. Stroke. Well. Maybe. Not. Every. One. But. At. Least. Each. Time. I. Thumb. The. Spacebar. Already been done. By a better writer than you. Fucking plagiarists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigei Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 1 hour ago, maarsen said: Fucking plagiarists. You know who else is a fucking plagiarist? Willaim Shakespeare! Did you know that most of his plays are just plagiarized from earlier work? For example, "Hamlet" was plagiarized from "Ur Hamlet" and "Fratricide Punished, or The Tragedy of Fratricide Punished: or Prince Hamlet of Denmark." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughn Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Are you kidding me with this? I INVENTED using the thumb on the space bar instead of using the index finger like everyone else did. My lawyers will be in touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlyaP Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Vaughn said: Are you kidding me with this? I INVENTED using the thumb on the space bar instead of using the index finger like everyone else did. My lawyers will be in touch. Admit it - you're actually Iron Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 14 hours ago, larrytheimp said: All these fucking books with their bad guys (aka "antagonists" for you eggheads) have bad guys. This is clearly plagiarizing whatever the first damn story was that had one. Kinda pissed about it. Thinking about writing a book that doesn't have characters just to own all you losers. Will be ***laughing*** with Every. Single. Key. Stroke. Well. Maybe. Not. Every. One. But. At. Least. Each. Time. I. Thumb. The. Spacebar. Somehow you will still Mary Sue yourself in the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigei Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 15 hours ago, Corvinus85 said: Somehow you will still Mary Sue yourself in the book. It's called a self-insert fic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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