Jaxom 1974 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Angels releasing Pujols today...one assumes he'll be on the White Sox by tomorrow...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argonath Diver Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 I somewhat expect him to sign with the White Sox as well. When it wasn't entirely sure whether the league would press forward with a universal DH over the off-season, I mentioned to a friend here the likelihood that the Angels could release Pujols this year, and that everyone wearing a Cardinals cap would be thrilled, even if other PH/DH options were available. Perhaps the Sox don't elect to sign him, and the Cardinals can give him a one day for a couple at bats in Busch. It'd be the most overlong standing ovation since... well, we do that shit all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 This is getting ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, Trishkin said: This is getting ridiculous. World Series hangover still...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 9 hours ago, Trishkin said: This is getting ridiculous. You could be do worse. The Twins seem to be trying to set a record for most blown leads in the final three innings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Dodgers trying to blow a 13 run lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 Los Angeles of Los Angeles. Phew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Apparently it was a messy divorce between Albert Pujols and the Anaheim of Orange County baseballing club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Watch out chumps, Dodgers have won two in a row! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Um, I guess the Dodgers have signed Albert Pujols. Which is, you know, kinda weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireWolfSpirit Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 I have to wonder what dirt Albert must have in order to pull this extortion on the Dodgers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argonath Diver Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 I'm a huge Cardinals homer, and I'll honestly a bit more relieved than sad that they didn't sign him. It would have been a stupid baseball move for an awesome team reason. Everyone in this city thinks his leadership would have been worth it despite him probably being 43 and definitely being a terrible baseball player in 2021. I hope he hits a few homers in Doyer Stadium, and most importantly I hope the umpires bring crossword puzzles while the fans give him a 45 minute standing ovation on September 6. Fuck I need to buy some tickets for that series ASAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Argonath Diver said: I hope he hits a few homers in Doyer Stadium, and most importantly I hope the umpires bring crossword puzzles while the fans give him a 45 minute standing ovation on September 6. From the quality of officiating this season, I’m pretty sure the umps are already doing crossword puzzles during games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 I assume they've signed Albert to replace the bat of Joc...hoping to catch lighting in a 2011 bottle or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Great, so now Seager’s got a fractured hand. Maybe the Dodgers will sign Miguel Tejada to replace him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Whoever had May 14 for Stanton's first IL stint, good news! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Death. Taxes. And that giant person being made of glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 When the Dodgers signed Pujols the Myshkin controlled portion of my consciousness was like, “what the fuck is this all about?” But the Triskele controlled part of my consciousness was all like, “Shut it dummy, Big Albert P is a baseballing god”. Is it possible that for the first time since our merger the Trisky part of me is correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Respect the game guy probably also hates participation trophies: The Twins have been an epic fucking disaster this year. First to worst baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 TLR is the worst. I actually pity White Sox fans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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