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Angels releasing Pujols today...one assumes he'll be on the White Sox by tomorrow...?

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Posted (edited)

I somewhat expect him to sign with the White Sox as well. 

When it wasn't entirely sure whether the league would press forward with a universal DH over the off-season, I mentioned to a friend here the likelihood that the Angels could release Pujols this year, and that everyone wearing a Cardinals cap would be thrilled, even if other PH/DH options were available. Perhaps the Sox don't elect to sign him, and the Cardinals can give him a one day for a couple at bats in Busch. It'd be the most overlong standing ovation since... well, we do that shit all the time.

Edited by Argonath Diver

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7 minutes ago, Trishkin said:

This is getting ridiculous.

World Series hangover still...?

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9 hours ago, Trishkin said:

This is getting ridiculous.

You could be do worse. The Twins seem to be trying to set a record for most blown leads in the final three innings.

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Apparently it was a messy divorce between Albert Pujols and the Anaheim of Orange County baseballing club.

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Watch out chumps, Dodgers have won two in a row!

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I'm a huge Cardinals homer, and I'll honestly a bit more relieved than sad that they didn't sign him. It would have been a stupid baseball move for an awesome team reason. Everyone in this city thinks his leadership would have been worth it despite him probably being 43 and definitely being a terrible baseball player in 2021.

I hope he hits a few homers in Doyer Stadium, and most importantly I hope the umpires bring crossword puzzles while the fans give him a 45 minute standing ovation on September 6.

Fuck I need to buy some tickets for that series ASAP

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1 hour ago, Argonath Diver said:

I hope he hits a few homers in Doyer Stadium, and most importantly I hope the umpires bring crossword puzzles while the fans give him a 45 minute standing ovation on September 6.

From the quality of officiating this season, I’m pretty sure the umps are already doing crossword puzzles during games.

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I assume they've signed Albert to replace the bat of Joc...hoping to catch lighting in a 2011 bottle or something...

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Great, so now Seager’s got a fractured hand. Maybe the Dodgers will sign Miguel Tejada to replace him.

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Whoever had May 14 for Stanton's first IL stint, good news!

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Death. Taxes. And that giant person being made of glass. 

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Posted (edited)

When the Dodgers signed Pujols the Myshkin controlled portion of my consciousness was like, “what the fuck is this all about?”

But the Triskele controlled part of my consciousness was all like, “Shut it dummy, Big Albert P is a baseballing god”.

Is it possible that for the first time since our merger the Trisky part of me is correct? 

Edited by Trishkin

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Respect the game guy probably also hates participation trophies:
 


The Twins have been an epic fucking disaster this year. First to worst baby! 

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