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Skahaz mo Kandaq

WANTED: A Public Relations Agent for Lord Walder Frey

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An ad has been placed in the King's Landing Monthly News.  

Assume a change in monarch has happened.  The north are calling for punitive action against House Frey.  They want to take away the bridge and the lands surrounding.  This monarch is fair and willing to listen to the people's opinion, lord and common alike.  

Your task, if you should accept this job, is to win the sympathy of the people for House Frey.  Possession of the bridge and its considerable incomes are at stake.  What will you do?

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Ha! Easy Money.

Step 1. Invite all dissenters to a Fray Family planning seminar.

Step 2. Don’t give attendees guest right and kill’m all. 
 

 Easy money. Work both sides of the river and make’m pay to cross you.

Am I hired?

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Have him invite Dany to dinner, then kill her and her dragons, now a huge chunk of the fanbase loves him because of what he did to Robb and another huge chunk loves him because of what he did to Dany.

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16 hours ago, Skahaz mo Kandaq said:

The north are calling for punitive action against House Frey.  They want to take away the bridge and the lands surrounding. 

Bah! How optimistic. Freys and Boltons are not going to outlive the end of the series. Bowen Marsh is already Valar... The rest will follow. 

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  1. Hunt down and skin Nymeria.  Gift her pelt to the new monarch.  Skin the rest of her pack and carpet the red keep with wolfskins.  Stone floors are uncomfortable during winter.  This gesture should earn him the blessings of the crown.  
  2. Lower the toll to cross the bridge for a few months.
  3. The numerous Freys serving the noble households all across the kingdom will support House Frey.
  4. Set a trap for Arya and get rid of her.  Every house who fought against the Starks will approve.  

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16 hours ago, Lord Lannister said:

Maybe Walder should hire the same apologists on this board Janos Slynt did.

That would take forever! And Old Walder is gonna kick the bucket soon. 

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