lhermite Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 I was watching a compilation on the show's cock jokes, which are plenty and mostly unfun. I was wondering if they had any inspiration on source material or just braindead mentality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltharion21 Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 There are just not in such quantity. Thormund's member not the least, pun intended, Damphair and his idea for a ram of his ship Golden Storm. Feeding manhood to goats, Tyrion and his wish to die in a certain way, etc Quote "It would not hurt you is what you mean. Though I had as well slice it off for all the use I make of it." "Feel free. We will have it tanned and stuffed and sell it for a fortune. A dwarf's cock has magical powers." "I have been telling all the women that for years." When Tiger guard in Volantis annoys Tyrion by rubbing his head: Quote "He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf," Haldon said after an exchange with the guard in his own tongue. Tyrion forced himself to smile at the man. "Tell him that it is even better luck to suck on a dwarf's cock." "Best not. Tigers have been known to have sharp teeth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Tormund is often boasting how a bear bit half his Gianstsbane and it's still bigger then anyone else's Tyrion at one point muses that Cersei looks like she wants Varys to grow a new pair so she can cut them again Fat Pink Mast is very funny, but I don't think intentionally so And that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reekazoid Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 I award this thread 4 out of a possible 5 fat pink masts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Source material? I don't remember much in the way of cock jokes but I do remember a lot of cockless jokes. If you haven't read the books, you can try a text search here: A Search of Ice and Fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoodedCrow Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Tyrion and turtle soup, does that qualify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I'm guessing a Best Man here is looking for bachelor party material and the Groom is a Thrones fan. If all else fails, your party could give a rousing rendition of the Bear and the Maiden Fair. That would be a surprise and probably hilarious as hell... The Bear and the Maiden Fair (with lyrics) by Hold Steady (Game of Thrones, Season 3, Episode 3) - YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Peres Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 To my mind the first one that comes is “If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious”- Tyrion Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastWolf Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Tyrion to Oberyn when he old enough to think his cock was only good for pissing. Anyway @LynnSis right. The search engine would give you all the cock jokes you want. I havent got the time now. Will compile by book in order when or if free and remember this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Ding and Dong couldn’t get enough (unfunny) cock jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, SeanF said: Ding and Dong couldn’t get enough (unfunny) cock jokes. I can do without the cock jokes. I just hope there is some reason for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lhermite Posted December 4, 2020 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 I was asking because the only way I would have put so many of these jokes on the show is if the books had these in a considerable amount. I was just curious how bad judgement showrunners had. I mean, you have to cut more than half of the content, and you chose to keep sexual jokes instead of... literally anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Oh, I see. Although I'm a bit disappointed. I thought we were going to plan a bachelor party complete with cardboard Iron Throne, Game of Thrones Strongly Flavored Ale and telegrams with marital advice from GoT characters, including Vicious Cersei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamiloRP Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 43 minutes ago, LynnS said: Oh, I see. Although I'm a bit disappointed. I thought we were going to plan a bachelor party complete with cardboard Iron Throne, Game of Thrones Strongly Flavored Ale and telegrams with marital advice from GoT characters, including Vicious Cersei. I was completely with you, thought it was an oddly sweet idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 It goes way beyond joking around. There is a very significant theory based on the Male organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Lost Melnibonean said: It goes way beyond joking around. There is a very significant theory based on the Male organs. Har! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Duncan of Flea Bottom Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Well, there are a few as mentioned above, but those are actually funny, not like the forced cock jokes from the TV Show. The only one in the show I liked, that it is based on the one from the books is Tyrion and the Mountain Clans Men. Let's be honest, the TV Show just became a creator of t-shirt slogans (lame ones at that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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