Fool Stands On Giant’s Toe Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 All the knights of Westeros will scour the country for the last Baratheon heir. They will discover he was taken to join the black. They will find Hot Pie. His obvious appearance to Robert will be undeniable evidence for his legitimacy. Just look at the size of him! He crushes more pie than Robert at a brothel! His political policy of a pie in every home shall win the hearts of the people. His illiteracy will gain the respect of the kingdoms knights and lords.Hot Pie Baratheon first of his name long may he reign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Stark Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Ah, the banners! The steeds! The thunder of charging warhorses and the sunlight glittering on steel! All to the glorious sigil of half eaten pie and the warcry "Hot Pie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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