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Small Unworthy Things, Starting with Blue Monday

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I’m sorry about all the rambling, but this was just too good. 

I don’t often dream, but when I do, my word, it’s pure gold. I dreamed a black & white early 40s film drama of my grandparents wedding. It was great, I forget the details very quickly, but I do remember that is was better than any actual film or series I watched in a while. Tension, excitement, tears, laughter, Vespa rides, vintage gowns, those shallow champagne glasses, happy ending. What a fun way to sleep. 

And then I dreamed about being fired. I don’t think I ever dreamt about being fired. I suppose that says a bit about the job security I feel :lol: 

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I've had this stupid song stuck in my head for weeks. Someone help :crying:

 

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Four years ago I lined my dressing table drawers with navy blue velvet. And I made the lining removable for the bottoms of the drawers, so it’d be easier to clean and maintain in the future. Today here I am disassembling the table, about to vacuum the drawers, when I remembered that I can just take out the lining and lint-roller it. Which I haven’t done once in the past four years. I suppose this pretty much sums up my life.

 

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Stepped in dog shit on the way into work today and didn’t notice.

I didn’t find out until I got home.

So THAT is where the smell was coming from. 

Edited by A True Kaniggit

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11 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Stepped in dog shit on the way into work today and didn’t notice.

I didn’t find out until I got home.

So THAT is where the smell was coming from. 

Better to walk dogshit round the office than your house. 

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How has no UK rap album ever been nominated for a grammy?

The grammys are sleeping on some excellent music.

 

Edited by Raja

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5 minutes ago, Raja said:

How has no UK rap album even been nominated for a grammy?

The grammys are sleeping on some excellent music.

 

Blame Ali G.

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@BigFatCoward,

Fresh six pack of designer running socks just arrived. Walking around in the first pair is heaven. Truly small things to enjoy in life.

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11 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

@BigFatCoward,

Fresh six pack of designer running socks just arrived. Walking around in the first pair is heaven. Truly small things to enjoy in life.

I used to lust after beautiful women. Now it's comfortable hosiery. 

Edited by BigFatCoward

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