Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, S John said: I’m not sure how to weigh in on that comment but I can tell you that regardless of white privilege or TV commercials Baker Mayfield is persona non grata at my house because my wife is a University of Texas at Austin Longhorn and Mayfield grated on her nerves far beyond the expected norm of a typical OU QB. She still hates his guts. All I'm going to say is that most of the women I've slept with who've had a deep tie to their alma mater's sports teams have been great in bed. So hopefully congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Fez said: Considering that, in addition to everything else, today was also the Bidens moving to a new house—and not being present when the movers were actually working—I'd imagine that right now they're still trying to figure out where the hell all their stuff ended up being put. Or maybe that's just my biases. But I know I wouldn't be able to do anything, including go to sleep or have any fun-time celebrations, until I had the answers to things like "Where the hell are all my shoes?" and "Where'd the book I'm still reading end up?" It 100% is. Me personally, I'd be christening the Resolute desk if I just became President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: It 100% is. Me personally, I'd be christening the Resolute desk if I just became President. Considering the guy who was in the office before him, my first executive order would be a thorough decontamination. Decontamination first, then bone zone on the resolute desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 The New Radicals reunited solely to play the song Beau Biden used to help him get through chemotherapy, their 1990s hit You’ve Got the Music in Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S John Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 15 minutes ago, Fez said: Considering that, in addition to everything else, today was also the Bidens moving to a new house—and not being present when the movers were actually working—I'd imagine that right now they're still trying to figure out where the hell all their stuff ended up being put. Or maybe that's just my biases. But I know I wouldn't be able to do anything, including go to sleep or have any fun-time celebrations, until I had the answers to things like "Where the hell are all my shoes?" and "Where'd the book I'm still reading end up?" Yea I’m with you. We moved twice in 2020, including one cross country move. And for the most recent move we bought a house on December 7 and then had a baby on December 29. I’m just now getting my fucking shit together (barely). Moving is horrible and I never want to do it again. probably this is all Trump was after. Just didn’t wanna move. Cant say I wouldn’t destroy American democracy if faced with the same choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Interesting thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, briantw said: Considering the guy who was in the office before him, my first executive order would be a thorough decontamination. The Resolute desk was used by JFK and Clinton. I'd rather have sex on a mattress found on the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: It 100% is. Me personally, I'd be christening the Resolute desk if I just became President. I mean, I'd probably be ready for that around 4am on inauguration day. First comes making sure that all my for-the-residence-only sweatpants successfully made the move, and my oversized novelty coffee mug is in the kitchen unbroken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, DMC said: The Resolute desk was used by JFK and Clinton. I'd rather have sex on a mattress found on the street. Apparently the White House deep clean today cost over $500,000; I'd imagine everything has been decontaminationed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S John Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Fez said: Apparently the White House deep clean today cost over $500,000; I'd imagine everything has been decontaminationed. That figure seems a bit low for setting fire to the entire structure and rebuilding it in record time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Fez said: I'd imagine everything has been decontaminationed. You can make up all the words you want, I'm still not having sex on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, DMC said: The Resolute desk was used by JFK and Clinton. I'd rather have sex on a mattress found on the street. You don't think old Rutherford got there first though? "Inaugural Spin" and all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, DMC said: The Resolute desk was used by JFK and Clinton. I'd rather have sex on a mattress found on the street. 4 minutes ago, DMC said: You can make up all the words you want, I'm still not having sex on it. Realistically that means you're not having sex in 97% of the places you could fuck in the WH, and I don't want to know what that other 3% is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Tywin et al. said: Realistically that means you're not having sex in 97% of the places you could fuck in the WH, and I don't want to know what that other 3% is. Its not quite as bad as that. Most of the other furniture gets replaced with a new President. Although apparently it is literally the Clinton carpeting back in the Oval Office. Guess Biden liked that shade of blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jaxom 1974 said: You don't think old Rutherford got there first though? "Inaugural Spin" and all... Probably. 8 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Realistically that means you're not having sex in 97% of the places you could fuck in the WH, and I don't want to know what that other 3% is. I don't know why you think only 3% of the WH isn't antique furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 16 minutes ago, Fez said: Its not quite as bad as that. Most of the other furniture gets replaced with a new President. Although apparently it is literally the Clinton carpeting back in the Oval Office. Guess Biden liked that shade of blue. Lessons weren't learned... 9 minutes ago, DMC said: I don't know why you think only 3% of the WH isn't antique furniture. You lack an imagination. And took the joke too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: You lack an imagination. And took the joke too seriously. It's not my fault your joke didn't make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, DMC said: It's not my fault your joke didn't make sense. Fez got it just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChampion Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 A Game Designer’s Analysis Of QAnon Quote There is no reality here. No actual solution in the real world. Instead, this is a breadcrumb trail AWAY from reality. Away from actual solutions and towards a dangerous psychological rush. It works very well because when you “figure it out yourself” you own it. You experience the thrill of discovery, the excitement of the rabbit hole, the acceptance of a community that loves and respects you. Because you were convinced to “connect the dots yourself” you can see the absolute logic of it. This is the conclusion you arrived at. Quote The difference is that these manufactured connections lead to the desired conclusions Q’s handlers have created. When players arrive at the “correct” answers they are showered with adoration, respect, and social credit. Like a teenage RP, the “correct” answer is the one that the group respects the most and makes the story the most enjoyable. The idea that bolsters the theory. The correct answer is the one that provides the poster with the most credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 48 minutes ago, DMC said: Probably. I don't know why you think only 3% of the WH isn't antique furniture. Your outright refusal to have sex on antique furniture is undoubtedly the most heterosexual thing ever uttered in these politic threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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