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Acrophobia #41 - Unwritten Song Titles (ROUND 1)


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2 hours ago, AssHat Ahai said:

9 was great. It worked on three, maybe four levels. Well done Howland.

I'd thought I'd remembered that the band were extras on the show.  I figured it would have been at that Wall since they're from Iceland.  Just googling them now I found out they were a band that Arya saw in season 6 in Braavos.  It was an even more layered entry than I'd intended.

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ROUND FIVE RESULTS

 

1 - Feasting with leeches - By an unknown creator (A dark cabaret song to the tune of The fine art of poisoning by Jill Tracy)

Author: Lilac & Gooseberries

Points: 1 +1 = 2

Total: 2

 

2 - A Dish No Others Serve - by Abel alias Mance Rayder, an eyewitness

Author: Julia H

Points: 1+1 +3+2+3+3 +4

Total: 17

 

3 - Tart Humans Roast Hearts - Fat Rovers

Author: RhaenysBee

Points: 1+1 +1+1+1

Total: 5

 

4 - Fat Wyman’s Lessons - by a northern chorus 

Author: Castellan

Points: 1+1 +1+1+2+2+1+1

Total: 10

 

5 - A Dish Noted on Skagos - By The Fat Old Cannibals and Zero Finger Death Punch

Author: AssHat Ahai

Points: 1+1+2+1+1

Total: 6

 

6 - Then he roasted him! - written and sung by the White Harbor kitchen staff

Author: Fragile Bird

Points: 1+1 +2+1+3+1+1

Total: 10

 

7 - Fat Walda's Leftovers - by Abel the Bard

Author: Howlin’ Howland

Points: 1+1+2 +2+3+2

Total: 11

 

8 - Feast Well, Liege! - by Wyman and the Wailers

Author: rocksniffer

Points: 1+1 +3+3+2

Total: 10

 

 

1 Fragile Bird  68 + 10 = 78

2 AssHat Ahai  68 + 6 = 74

3 Julia H.  51 + 17 = 68

4 Castellan  48 + 10 = 58

5 Howlin’ Howland  43 + 11 = 54

6 RhaenysBee  42 + 5 = 47

7 rocksniffer  30 + 10 = 40

8 Lilac & Gooseberries  35 + 2 = 37

9 a free shadow  35

10 Jez Bell  25

 

 

Fragile Bird flaps those giant wings to rise above once more but AssHat and Julia H are both still within reach.

As I have not been docking a point (the point you get for for entering on time) to players for not being on time, I have decided to reward the only two players who have been comfortably on time in every round - Howlin’ Howland and AssHat Ahai - with 2 extra points each.

Please check my tallies in case any mistakes were made

 

New titles coming soon

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ROUND SIX VOTING

 

FOUR votes again please, in order of preference. Thank you.

 

1 - Runaway Imp (The Demon Monkey’s Favorite Eunuch) - A buddy/road musical by Roberts War Hammerstein

2 - Only Mothers Forgive All Sins - sung by The Fathers of Westeros

3 - Bolting Relieved Him - by the Little Birds Children's Choir

4 - Oh Merciless Fathers and Sons - by the Blue Bard

5 - Bloody Red Hands - by The Guilty Parties

6 - Of Monsters, Fathers and Slaughters - An epic poem describing all of Tyrion’s crimes by Galyeon of Cuy

7 - Rise Inmates, Thieves, Demon Monkeys, Fly East! - Wicked 

8 - Repaid is the Debt, My Father, Eternally - The Last of the Reynes

 

 

For once I came up with something myself and will share it with you

Right in the Duodenum!: My fatal excretion - by The Jolly Ghost of Tywin Lannister

 

Let’s aim for Thursday next week. Thursday May 27th is your deadline. 

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ROUND 7 ASSIGNMENT (THE FINAL ROUND)

 

The Mutiny at Craster’s Keep

Poor Jeor Mormont never deserved this fate, murdered by his cowardly subordinates. A singer hears of this and seeks out accounts of what occurred. What does the singer find out and how does he frame the story?

 

Use one of the following acronyms to create a song title for a minstrel of your choice

M O O

A H O C

T W S V L

 

Thursday May 27th is your deadline. 

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I thought they'd be great entries this round because the letters seemed to suit the topic. People also seem to have come up with some particularly sinister songwriters/singers.

1) 3

2) 2

3) 4

4) 6

 

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