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3 hours ago, Howlin' Howland said:

Brienne is a descendant of Dunk.  I think the crackpot theory generator is broken.

Its pretty reliable but occasionally throws out a way out of left field perfectly sound theory.

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7 minutes ago, Mister Smikes said:

One I got was "Brienne isn't dead".  Which is actually kinda looney.

You can't expect people making up theories to have actually read the books.

I got Qyburn secretly loves Hodor.

I can't get with it. I don't think Qyburn secretly loves anyone. I suppose he would love to harvest his body parts.

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2 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Jon Snow is Aegon Targaryen. About that hmmm.

Total crackpot. For starters. he was named by Ned. Secondly, only dumb people would think Rhaegar would plan to give two of his children the same name.

I said what I said.

Here's what I got now:

Lady Stoneheart wants everyone to die.

Hm. Well, depends on what you mean by "everyone". I can see some Frey yelling that in panic.

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2 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

Total crackpot. For starters. he was named by Ned. Secondly, only dumb people would think Rhaegar would plan to give two of his children the same name.

I said what I said.

Here's what I got now:

Lady Stoneheart wants everyone to die.

Hm. Well, depends on what you mean by "everyone". I can see some Frey yelling that in panic.

I agree, however it makes you wonder if D&D were writing the script using this generator.

 

Gendry is a secret Targaryen. Well he is a secret Baratheon.

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11 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

I agree, however it makes you wonder if D&D were writing the script using this generator.

 

Gendry is a secret Targaryen. Well he is a secret Baratheon.

Well, Baratheons are part Targaryens, so that's kinda true.

 

Ygritte ate Jojen 

(time travel must have been involved with this one)

 

 

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