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Varamyr Sixskins is a warg. [wasn't that established already?]

Samwell Tarly is a Wight [that's...probably not a good thing]

Joffrey Baratheon is a child of the forest [*snort*]

 

Ramsey Snow is secretly the parent of Rhaegar [so is Ramsay like, Aerys' reincarnation? that does explain his sadist tendencies. Now i'm starting to see parallels between him and Aerys and Rhaella and Jeyne/"Arya"]

Theon's Favorite Toy will become a tree [what was that toy again? I think I missed something]

Patchface will marry Jaqen H'ghar [so gay marriage might become legal under Stannis?]

The Crannogmens will rule for 1000 years [would be an interesting turn of events]

 

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2 hours ago, Kinola said:

Theon's Favorite Toy will become a tree [what was that toy again? I think I missed something]

 

His....you know. And isn't Theon's favorite toy show canon instead of book canon? 

 

The Nights King hates Janos Slynt
Understandable. But the Night King don't know our Lord Slynt. 
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On 11/30/2021 at 7:26 PM, Jaenara Belarys said:

Bronn is a wight

Aegon wants everybody to die

Littlefinger is a mermaid

Olena Tyrell is a Drowned God (the theory generator can't spell the names right)

Summer will become a tree (well, of course, he would want to support his human's life choices)

Poderick Payne is secretly the parent of The Blackfish (time travel confirmed! and another proof of the generator's spelling issues)

Jon Arryn is Azor Ahai (well, then everyone is screwed)

Roose Bolton is the Drowned God (he is too?)

Sansa Stark is King of the Mermaids (Littlefinger will have to obey!)

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2 hours ago, Lyanna<3Rhaegar said:

Olenna Tyrell will kill Hot Pie :o

 

HOW DARE SHE?!

2 hours ago, Lyanna<3Rhaegar said:

Mance Rayder ate Jojen :ack:

 

That's.......inspired. 

2 hours ago, Lyanna<3Rhaegar said:

Gilly will be King :commie:

Damphair is Jon's mother - I always knew it. 

Does Westeros have sex-change operations? 

 

Olenna is Margaery's mother. 

Podrick will marry Daenerys

Hot Pie will marry Sansa

Sansa will eat Arya

 

 

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On 4/3/2022 at 2:50 PM, General_Winter said:

I got a "Lyanna is the Hooded Man"

I'm intrigued. I could see someone coming up with it on their own.

In the crypts of Winterfell iron longswords are placed across the lap of each who had been Lord of Winterfell, to keep the vengeful spirits in their crypts.  There's only one person entombed in the crypts without such a longsword, Lyanna Stark.  If there's any vengeful spirit haunting Winterfell it is most likely hers.

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