Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Depends, is it just me who doesn’t have arms in this scenario or is the goose barred from using its wings too? I could out-kick a goose, but not if it flies at my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polishgenius Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Elway said: To lay down all arms obviously. He is a national icon. I'm not American, so Mickey's getting a kick in the goolies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoodedCrow Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Mickey has no goolies. He is made of plush. He can be very tall. Fortunately, I don’t think he has a lot of force or sharp edges. His balance doesn’t look good and he’s top heavy, so sweep the legs. Tie his arms in a knot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Mickey dies for all of Disney's sins! Can an unarmed human take out Admiral Ackbar, since we're now fighting Disney characters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: Mickey dies for all of Disney's sins! Can an unarmed human take out Admiral Ackbar, since we're now fighting Disney characters? I hear he’s quite susceptible to traps so maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, HelenaExMachina said: I hear he’s quite susceptible to traps so maybe? Well played. But if we can use traps, like Arnold fighting the Predator, I'm absolutely beating the elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Bears ain't got shit on humans!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Holy shit. That is one large bear. Reckon my Maggie could take it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbigski Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 The other night I was out for a walk after dinner, and started getting followed by a wild turkey. Probably at least a 20 pounder, though possibly it was fluffed out a bit (assuming turkeys can do a puffer fish sort of thing). It appeared too big for a standard deep fryer/lobster pot fwiw. Started off about 20 feet behind me, but over a quarter mile or so closed that to about 5 feet. Which was fine, until it started making wild turkey noises. I picked up my pace, and this guy not only matched, but when I wasn't looking behind me, kept closing. If I were wearing long pants I'd have been a bit less concerned, but either it was a cute wild animal that's habituated to humans, or it was considering whether to hit me with a claw/claw/bite attack. Now this was on a sidewalk of a reasonably busy suburban street. And while my town votes fairly conservatively for New England, I also don't want to get seen by passing traffic going full Garo Yepremian on this bird if things go sideways. I picked up a small rock and thankfully a passing cyclist stopped to say "why is that turkey following you?" And then he decided to chase the bicycle down the road for a while while I turned around and went back towards home. Saw him standing in the road today on my way home from grocery shopping. TLDR: While I'm sure I could take a wild turkey in one to one combat, I'd prefer to go to Shop Rite and not pay the iron price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 45 minutes ago, Spockydog said: Reckon my Maggie could take it though. Has she befriended Katow-Jo and/or shall always be friend of the bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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