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Ugh I had someone fall asleep on me once. Yes literally ON me. It was not fun trying to maneuver a dead-weight man out of 69 and into bed. I think I also got him dressed again. He wasn't supposed to spend the night, as I was staying with a host family in another country but the parents didn't stay there overnight. The plan was for him to go home before they arrived, but instead I ended up having to sneak him out in the morning when my host mom was in the shower. Ha. Haven't thought about that in a while!!

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When younger and more neurotic, I’ve had experience with two different partners where, after they were pleasured, I had to think “OK, this isn’t working. The only expected graceful exit here is to fake an orgasm, so I can get to sleep” - one where the sex was that bad, and the other where substances were involved but I didn’t want to hurt her feelings.

At this point, my ego is tame enough (or I am old enough) to stop in media res and say “Are you still having a good time? Because while I could keep doing this all night, I need my 7 hours”

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11 minutes ago, VigoTheCarpathian said:

When younger and more neurotic, I’ve had experience with two different partners where, after they were pleasured, I had to think “OK, this isn’t working. The only expected graceful exit here is to fake an orgasm, so I can get to sleep” - one where the sex was that bad, and the other where substances were involved but I didn’t want to hurt her feelings.

At this point, my ego is tame enough (or I am old enough) to stop in media res and say “Are you still having a good time? Because while I could keep doing this all night, I need my 7 hours”

Yeah, I’ve had the situation where I’m just like “ah, hey, I’ve had 13 orgasms and....I’m about to pass out, can we continue this tomorrow morning?” I’m not going to wait three hours for His Pleasure when it’s obviously not happening, At All. 
 

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1 hour ago, Chataya de Fleury said:

Yeah, I’ve had the situation where I’m just like “ah, hey, I’ve had 13 orgasms and....I’m about to pass out, can we continue this tomorrow morning?”

That sounds like bad luck.  I'd go for one more just to be safe.

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46 minutes ago, A Horse Named Stranger said:

I am tempted to ask how your Biden butt tattoo has influenced your orgasm rate, however I am afraid of the answer.

I'd assume a positive correlation, or at worst a null outcome.

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Another public health announcement, I’ve heard from numerous people and it is often documented, many widely prescribed medications can interfere with sexual functioning and probably development( if given at an earlier age). It’s just something to think about. Also, don’t go off medications suddenly. Ask a health professional, do research.

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On 5/27/2021 at 9:21 AM, HoodedCrow said:

Another public health announcement, I’ve heard from numerous people and it is often documented, many widely prescribed medications can interfere with sexual functioning and probably development( if given at an earlier age). It’s just something to think about. Also, don’t go off medications suddenly. Ask a health professional, do research.

Yes!!! Mr Palm Beach and I discussed last night. Apparently, he’s on a pretty high dose of Prozac, which can seriously affect function.

He talked to his doctor, and since his depression has cleared up, it’s been a year, he’s tapering off the Prozac. Could be a while. 

He’s also discussing Mr Cialis with his other doctor.

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If the the medication says it may affect sexual functioning, then it very well might. Nobody is going to market that information for no reason. There is a whole “ don’t ask, don’t tell” thing here. It should be a considered choice, and more than an insert. Prozac has a very long half life, so tapering is not the same as other medications I have heard, not being a doctor myself. There is a medication with a short half life , where I’ve been told about people that remove one bead at a time. 

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2 hours ago, HoodedCrow said:

...Prozac has a very long half life, so tapering is not the same as other medications I have heard, not being a doctor myself. 

That’s what he said. It could take him a couple months for it all to be out of his system with a successful taper.

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I'll never totally understand why, but the first woman (then girl) who I was in a LTR with still likes to call me and brag from time to time about some wild sex she's just had. Always in the middle of the night. I find it hilarious, and she always wants to know who I've been fucking, but it is a bit odd because it's not like I've ever called her once after the fact.

Oh well, who says ex's can't still be friends and find the humor in it....

Edited by Tywin et al.

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7 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

I'll never totally understand why, but the first woman (then girl) who I was in a LTR with still likes to call me and brag from time to time about some wild sex she's just had. Always in the middle of the night. I find it hilarious, and she always wants to know who I've been fucking, but it is a bit odd because it's not like I've ever called her once after the fact.

Oh well, who says ex's can't still be friends and find the humor in it....

She never got over you, she wants you back and is trying to make you jealous?

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30 minutes ago, Buckwheat said:

She never got over you, she wants you back and is trying to make you jealous?

Yup, this is how I’m reading it.

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8 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

I'll never totally understand why, but the first woman (then girl) who I was in a LTR with still likes to call me and brag from time to time about some wild sex she's just had. Always in the middle of the night. I find it hilarious, and she always wants to know who I've been fucking, but it is a bit odd because it's not like I've ever called her once after the fact.

Oh well, who says ex's can't still be friends and find the humor in it....

I've heard of oversharing mothers, but yours takes the cake. :leaving:

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54 minutes ago, Buckwheat said:

She never got over you, she wants you back and is trying to make you jealous?

 

23 minutes ago, Chataya de Fleury said:

Yup, this is how I’m reading it.

I doubt that. She's said before she misses the sex, but otherwise is happily married with kids (one of which could be mine, lol). Mostly I think she just likes to joke that I turned her into a nymphomaniac and uses that as a way to catch up. 

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3 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

 

I doubt that. She's said before she misses the sex, but otherwise is happily married with kids (one of which could be mine, lol). Mostly I think she just likes to joke that I turned her into a nymphomaniac and uses that as a way to catch up. 

Hmmmm, yup, she’s still into you.

So, MPB (Mr Palm Beach) and I went to The St Regis on Thursday and stayed the night, after a delightful dinner. He kept me awake until 2:45 am. So naughty. 

I just have the feeling that the guys on all the apps aren’t worth talking to. There’s a lot of them who are married and lonely and just want a “pen pal”; some who are flighty as hell (told them my hobbies three times); and some who are just dishonest about their relationship status / addicted to p0rn and also the dopamine rush they get from someone responding to them on the app (such as W was). 

Obviously, I’m overstating this, significantly, as there ARE men on these apps who are also on this Board and therefore are by definition Men of Quality, but 99% of these guys, arg. 

There was one guy who took literally three weeks to respond to my question “how was your weekend” after a few days of texting via the app.

He got back to me three weeks later and was like, “oh, hey, just saw this.” No, no, you didn’t. You’re a sh1tty liar.

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Ooooh, I just got to quote my favorite TS Eliot quote to MPB...

and his boat salesman had left in a huff of “not being paid attention to” at any bar we went to about three hours ago.

And damn it, he is so much fun but there is - maybe? - some drama about him. I’m thinking it could be fun, so much fun, but a young lady must have different options with which to occupy her time and attention. 

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14 hours ago, Chataya de Fleury said:

I just have the feeling that the guys on all the apps aren’t worth talking to. There’s a lot of them who are married and lonely and just want a “pen pal”; some who are flighty as hell (told them my hobbies three times); and some who are just dishonest about their relationship status / addicted to p0rn and also the dopamine rush they get from someone responding to them on the app (such as W was). 

It seems I'm being viewed like that either. Maybe not by vet girl, but I somehow managed to get another match that went sour quite quickly.

In a quite amusing continuation that my profile gets liked mostly by foreigners (so far I've noted Philippine, Canadian, Chinese and Polish likes) I got a like from an Egyptian research assistant. I was actually quite reluctant to like her back because of how ludicrously busy I have been these days, but then thought what the hell, like the others this one will just expire anyway. Except that it didn't and we had a brief exchange for a few days. At least until we got to the point where she was talking about how we should already be a post-scarcity society and I asked for her idea how to implement it. When she said she hadn't much of a specific idea I somehow got the idea to ask how she stands to Star Trek and when she had no idea about it tried to explain what it had to do with post-scarcity...

Yeah so much for that, she interjected there asking me rather sharply whether whether I just want to chat and want to waste her time. She seemed to accept my answer that I'm just trying to see whether our interests connect and we did talk a bit more about where we see our lives going... at least until I asked her about her work and she just disappeared. That was two days ago.

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