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5 minutes ago, 1066 Larry said:

Anywhere near the eyes, ears, soft palate, throat, inner thighs... anywhere near a major artery.  The grundle, or really entire scrotal to anal area.  Torso/back below the ribcage.  

I'd take a mid-penis injection over any of these, way less risk of fucking something important up.

:o

8 minutes ago, Chataya de Fleury said:

OH GOD, NOT THE EYEBALL.

Seriously, I have a very intense eye-touch phobia which means that when I see my retina specialist, there is a shit ton of Valium and sublingual atropine involved.

Normal eye exams aren’t really a problem (1 Valium is sufficient) but the retina specialist….*shudder*

Jesus god.

The eyes are really the only thing I can think of that would be worse for me, assuming I'm allowed to just package the balls with the bat. Everything else would be in play before either of those. Frankly I might take cutting my left thumb off as a permanent fix over repeated shots to the dick to make it work.

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3 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

:o

The eyes are really the only thing I can think of that would be worse for me, assuming I'm allowed to just package the balls with the bat. Everything else would be in play before either of those. Frankly I might take cutting my left thumb off as a permanent fix over repeated shots to the dick to make it work.

Worst case scenario a through-and-through to the D is going to heal just fine.    

All of the others have either a higher risk of permanent Bad Things happening (even if it's a very low chance) or are at places that are way more squeamish to me personally (armpits, grundle, between the fingers or toes).  

I'm sure this would vary a lot person to person.

Eta: injection to the glans would admittedly probably be freakier than a bunch of the stuff I listed though

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40 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

Yeah, but I'm talking about both giving AND receiving, and I doubt many men would be game to receive a shot there unless it was the only way to save it, especially from someone with no training. And I think more people than not would not want to give the shot either. 

I mean, outside of like your eyeball, where? 

Every dude in porn does it, it’s really way more common than you think.

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3 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

 

I mean, outside of like your eyeball, where? 

My 92 year old nana gets eye injections, I have to leave the room when she talks about it. But she is tough as fuck. 

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9 hours ago, Fury Resurrected said:

Every dude in porn does it, it’s really way more common than you think.

Modern medicine, trying to put hard working fluffers out of business.

It may be more common than I'd expect, but it's still only used by a relatively small number of people. There's a reason why ED pill ads run all thr time while a lot of men don't even know the shot option exists.

6 hours ago, BigFatCoward said:

My 92 year old nana gets eye injections, I have to leave the room when she talks about it. But she is tough as fuck. 

I could barely get through putting eye clamps on people in a psych lab. Thankfully I only had to do it a handful of times.

We're starting to derail a bit here, so I'll just leave it at this, when Meat Loaf's I will Do Anything For Love comes on, we know for Chats that includes administering a love dart to some guy's dong.

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We're starting to derail a bit here, so I'll just leave it at this, when Meat Loaf's I will Do Anything For Love comes on, we know for Chats that includes administering a love dart to some guy's dong.

Of course, the next line in the song is "but i wont do that". Checkmate, son.

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12 hours ago, Fury Resurrected said:
13 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

I mean, outside of like your eyeball, where? 

Every dude in porn does it, it’s really way more common than you think.

Sorry I have to ask. Was I the only one who had to parse this for a while to figure out that we talk about a shot in the dick here?

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21 hours ago, IheartIheartTesla said:

We're starting to derail a bit here, so I'll just leave it at this, when Meat Loaf's I will Do Anything For Love comes on, we know for Chats that includes administering a love dart to some guy's dong.

Of course, the next line in the song is "but i wont do that". Checkmate, son.

If we are going to go through some 80s ballads, how about a little Bon Jovi.  “Shot thru the heart, and you’re to blame…..”

Also, Chats, I’ll ask, HOW FIRM?

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2 minutes ago, IheartIheartTesla said:

I call your Bon Jovi and raise you "Hit me with your best shot" by Pat Benetar (which makes the cut as it was released in 1980).

Fire away......

Well, to bring us back around to the thread, if we are going with the amazing Ms. Benatar, I would proffer "Love is a Battlefield" (1983).

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Check out the full lyrics to Beat It. That’s a pretty heavy hand in this game.

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On 10/10/2021 at 2:37 PM, Tywin et al. said:

I think most guys who are otherwise not afraid of needles would be terrified of getting jabbed down there.

Why?  Not all of us use our dicks to carry our egos.

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the cost/benefit analysis would have to bear out the trauma of the injection. we would need a set of criteria to evaluate the orifices into which the injected phallus is to be inserted, say.  

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38 minutes ago, SpaceChampion said:

Why?  Not all of us use our dicks to carry our egos.

Not sure ego has anything to do with it. 

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I think people may be tiring of hearing about injections to the penis by now, but it would probably be a better PSA than whatever the government has put out so far. "Dont do hard drugs kids, or you'll be taking penis injections by the time you are 70. 9 out of 10 men have an irrational fear of anything pointy near their nether regions and the 10th is still doing a cost/benefit analysis"

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1 hour ago, IheartIheartTesla said:

I think people may be tiring of hearing about injections to the penis by now…

Most people have moved on to 80s power ballads by now, though we still have the holdouts…

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1 hour ago, IheartIheartTesla said:

I think people may be tiring of hearing about injections to the penis by now…

I’ve just enjoyed thinking about the recent “Do you like relationship advice threads” thread, and thinking about people cracking this open for advice on dating and trying to parse what the suffering hell is happening in the current dating world of the boarders, with pages devoted to the topic.

Had a great date Saturday with Ms. M, at her place - recent job changes mean she might be available to see more than once every few weeks.  It’s been a casual thing for a year+ now, and I think that might be all it can be - I’d like a bit more of an emotional investment/ a “girlfriend” relationship.

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