Leofric Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 2 hours ago, HoodedCrow said: Which bear is the hairiest?! Going by the September photos, the 132 Cub is nothing but a ball of hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury Resurrected Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 7 hours ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: Is 747 the one last year whose belly was so big he couldn’t go over a rock and sort of got stuck for a hot sec last year? But yeah 747 is legit. (I’m pulling for Walker the unde-bear, I think). I love Holly. She’s a fan favorite. I also love Holly, she adopted and raised a cub who is now a contender in his own right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gertrude Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Fury Resurrected said: I also love Holly, she adopted and raised a cub who is now a contender in his own right See, right there. Holly is an invested mom who dedicates her time to helping her children achieve their dreams while still managing to have a competitive career. There's your personal story, Soylent. Holly is not just another fat bear with a dumptruck ass, she's inspiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clueless Northman Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Some impressive weight gain there, including Holly, Grazer, the Cub (who's got a bright heavy future ahead), most notably Holly. Walker has gained a lot and is really impressive; with many more years like this he'll be as massive as the Jumbo Jet. Though 747 is definitely the most impressive honey-and-salmon-eater I've ever seen; it's like the other bears were training for boxing and he went straight for sumo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 GOtis! Chomp that fish! Forage those berries! Gather those votes for being a monster amongst mice! I've been a bear for most of my life. I know chubby chonks more than most. And Otis is the obvious obesity. Otis 480 2021! Fine readers: go vote Beefy Bear, Porky Pooh 480 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starkess Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 My eye was caught by Walker, he's a BIG BOI! My favorite pic of them all is probably Grazer's before. She looks adorably derpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog-days Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Quote Her appearance at that time somewhat resembles the shape and color of a toasted marshmallow. Holly's got to take the crown. Impersonating an item of melted confectionary to win shows serious committment. Otis for runner up. I like the way he's not afraid to express himself through napping. Other bears might feel they have to pursue a more aggressive strategy, but Otis naps, and it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I can’t help it anymore! Is this thread about a “fat bear week”? Or about “Fat” and “Bear” and “Week”? I don’t like fat on my meat. I don’t care if it is a steak or pork chops. All are equally gross with fat. Bears are scary and I would not like to meet one alone in the wild. I think the rule for grizzlies is “play dead” and for black bears is “act big and tough and loud to scare them away” Is that not correct? My favorite day of the week is Thursday. Congratulations @Mlle. Zabzie. You have driven me slightly more insane than I was the moment before . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury Resurrected Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 HOW IS OTIS CURRENTLY BEATING 747 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted October 3, 2021 Author Share Posted October 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, Fury Resurrected said: HOW IS OTIS CURRENTLY BEATING 747 I DON’T KNOW IT IS DISTURBING. I LOVE OTIS BUT C’MON, 747 IS A JUMBO JET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury Resurrected Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: I DON’T KNOW IT IS DISTURBING. I LOVE OTIS BUT C’MON, 747 IS A JUMBO JET! Are these people blind?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted October 3, 2021 Author Share Posted October 3, 2021 12 minutes ago, Fury Resurrected said: Are these people blind?? Well, I disagree with some of the earlier rounds too. I have done my part. Jumbo Bear 4 ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireWolfSpirit Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Your electricity does not impress the bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: I DON’T KNOW IT IS DISTURBING. I LOVE OTIS BUT C’MON, 747 IS A JUMBO JET! I told you... OTIS CHONK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury Resurrected Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 13 hours ago, Lightning Lord said: I told you... OTIS CHONK He’s big and impressive but he was objectively not as fat as 747. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted October 3, 2021 Author Share Posted October 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Fury Resurrected said: He’s big and impressive but he was objectively not as fat as 747. I think 132 Spring Cub has a great future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 12 hours ago, Fury Resurrected said: He’s big and impressive but he was objectively not as fat as 747. You're probably right. But the heart wants what the heart wants. 'Tis fickle, me heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted October 4, 2021 Author Share Posted October 4, 2021 Otis seems to have quite the following this year. He’s currently ahead of the impressive looking 812 (really a fine figure of a bear), and I think might take it all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury Resurrected Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 16 hours ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: Otis seems to have quite the following this year. He’s currently ahead of the impressive looking 812 (really a fine figure of a bear), and I think might take it all? These judges aren’t objective at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog-days Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Just put in my vote for the voluptuous king of naps. All hail, Otis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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