TheLastWolf Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 I wish the Boltons and/or the Freys hosted Tywin, did the worst mad things suggested here in this thread and more, and get screwed in return by the Westermen Win-Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jingo Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Welcome him to my keep and throw him a huge feast. Wait until he falls asleep that night and sneak into his chambers. Then I'd sit on his face and let loose a big stinky wet ripper. Choke him out until he passes out. Pretend nothing happened the next morning when he wakes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaenara Belarys Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, The Jingo said: Welcome him to my keep and throw him a huge feast. Wait until he falls asleep that night and sneak into his chambers. Then I'd sit on his face and let loose a big stinky wet ripper. Choke him out until he passes out. Pretend nothing happened the next morning when he wakes up Careful....a Lannister always pays his debts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon2909 Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 7 hours ago, The Jingo said: Then I'd sit on his face and let loose a big stinky wet ripper. "Hear me roar!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaenara Belarys Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Just now, Falcon2909 said: "Hear me roar!" Hear me scream as my skin is cut off and my entire family butchered because I wanted to be childish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jingo Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Jaenara Belarys said: Hear me scream as my skin is cut off and my entire family butchered because I wanted to be childish. Why would you even let him leave? Just keep him in the basement and suffocate him after taco night. Just tell everyone that he rode on to some other place if any questions are asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaenara Belarys Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Better yet.....he suffocated on taco night! A fitting end for the great Lion of the Rock, wouldn't you agree @The Jingo? It'll eventually get out that Lord Tywin didn't leave wherever you are, so that leads to questions, questions lead to answers, answers lead to heads, spikes, walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jingo Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Jaenara Belarys said: Better yet.....he suffocated on taco night! A fitting end for the great Lion of the Rock, wouldn't you agree @The Jingo? It'll eventually get out that Lord Tywin didn't leave wherever you are, so that leads to questions, questions lead to answers, answers lead to heads, spikes, walls. Just blame the Martells. Tell anyone who asks that Prince Oberyn randomly showed up and scared the crud outta you, and then he rode off with Tywin into the sunset to never be heard from again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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