Small, Worthy, Unworthy, Undervalued -- You Roll With It!

[A Horse Named Stranger]

3 hours ago, Spockydog said:

LET'S ROLL, MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

 

Kinda awkward. In the subway you can at least switch cars. Midflight, not so much.

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

1 hour ago, A Horse Named Stranger said:

Kinda awkward. In the subway you can at least switch cars. Midflight, not so much.

Hence why murder is sometimes justifiable. 

[VigoTheCarpathian]

1 hour ago, Tywin et al. said:

Hence why murder is sometimes justifiable. 

Eh, this is one of those weird situations where these inconsiderate folks win either way, get to play “we were persecuted for our faith!” if people stop them (or what you suggest), or “we spread the good word!” if nothing happens. 

If you find yourself in this unlikely situation, and God herself doesn’t intervene with some hilarious turbulence that causes the guitar player to tumble and smash his own instrument with his body in the aisle:

The best thing to do is to “bring it” harder than the evangelicals - start scream-singing “The Song That Doesn’t End” or “Baby Shark” (these have a good chance of other like-minded people joining in to sing along) or something more esoteric like “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” by Monty Python, or “Last Caress” by The Misfits.  The faith brigade won’t get any satisfaction, and worst case, the authorities will have to shut you both down.

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

8 minutes ago, VigoTheCarpathian said:

Eh, this is one of those weird situations where these inconsiderate folks win either way, get to play “we were persecuted for our faith!” if people stop them (or what you suggest), or “we spread the good word!” if nothing happens. 

If you find yourself in this unlikely situation, and God herself doesn’t intervene with some hilarious turbulence that causes the guitar player to tumble and smash his own instrument with his body in the aisle:

The best thing to do is to “bring it” harder than the evangelicals - start scream-singing “The Song That Doesn’t End” or “Baby Shark” (these have a good chance of other like-minded people joining in to sing along) or something more esoteric like “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” by Monty Python, or “Last Caress” by The Misfits.  The faith brigade won’t get any satisfaction, and worst case, the authorities will have to shut you both down.

Fuck that. You take the guitar from him and if he tries to stop you, drop him. Full stop. In the short shot you get of the larger plane almost everyone is annoyed. You'd be a hero to bust his ass for that shit. 

[BigFatCoward]

I have a really annoying screech noise on my phone that I play when arseholes play their music out loud on their phone on the train or bus. It would work in this case also. 

[BigFatCoward]

Seperate note, etiquette for dealing with wife's friends who take from you in a round but don't return the favour? 

[A Horse Named Stranger]

More context.

Is this about a swinger party/wife sharing thing?

Looking after the kids, so they could attend a swinger party?

Or just borrowed a pack of sugar thing.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Fuck that. You take the guitar from him and if he tries to stop you, drop him. Full stop. In the short shot you get of the larger plane almost everyone is annoyed. You'd be a hero to bust his ass for that shit. 

Ah, I see you went to the Steven Seagal school of public decorum.

[Maltaran]

3 hours ago, BigFatCoward said:

Seperate note, etiquette for dealing with wife's friends who take from you in a round but don't return the favour? 

Stop buying them rounds

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

1 hour ago, VigoTheCarpathian said:

Ah, I see you went to the Steven Seagal school of public decorum.

Will Smith was my sensei. 

[Spockydog]

5 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Fuck that. You take the guitar from him and if he tries to stop you, drop him. Full stop. In the short shot you get of the larger plane almost everyone is annoyed. You'd be a hero to bust his ass for that shit. 

 

 

[VigoTheCarpathian]

49 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

Will Smith was my sensei. 

“Keep my lord’s name out of your f**king mouth!”

[Spockydog]

4 hours ago, BigFatCoward said:

Seperate note, etiquette for dealing with wife's friends who take from you in a round but don't return the favour? 

Loud, public shaming.

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

14 minutes ago, VigoTheCarpathian said:

“Keep my lord’s name out of your f**king mouth!”

Look, all I'm saying is this, if a famous musician does something like that, awesome, but if some random fuck pulls out a guitar and starts doing that he deserves to get his ass kicked. Sometimes violence is the answer. 

[DMC]

33 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

Sometimes violence is the answer.

And that time, obviously, is to get in a fight with annoying Christians on a passenger jet mid-flight.

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

20 minutes ago, DMC said:

And that time, obviously, is to get in a fight with annoying Christians jackasses playing a guitar on a passenger jet mid-flight.

FTFY. 

[VigoTheCarpathian]

2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

FTFY. 

Ty, do you rock a blazer and pastel tee shirt look?  You’re channeling Sandler villain dudebro energy…

 

[DireWolfSpirit]

Regards that uninvited song and preachin-

We kept a fully loaded garden hose within reaching distance to greet our friendly neighbor proselytizing sorts when we lived in Utah. Very effective.

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

15 minutes ago, VigoTheCarpathian said:

Ty, do you rock a blazer and pastel tee shirt look?  You’re channeling Sandler villain dudebro energy…

 

Lol, hardly. This is causing a disturbance on a flight and your method of remedy is to escalate without resolving things? Singing Lambchop's theme song isn't going to solve anything. Taking the guitar away would. I'm not sure why this is even a debate. 

[DMC]

I like how Ty lives in a world where if he uses physical violence to take away another passenger's guitar on a flight there will be no consequences.