A Horse Named Stranger Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Spockydog said: LET'S ROLL, MOTHERFUCKERS! Kinda awkward. In the subway you can at least switch cars. Midflight, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: Kinda awkward. In the subway you can at least switch cars. Midflight, not so much. Hence why murder is sometimes justifiable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Tywin et al. said: Hence why murder is sometimes justifiable. Eh, this is one of those weird situations where these inconsiderate folks win either way, get to play “we were persecuted for our faith!” if people stop them (or what you suggest), or “we spread the good word!” if nothing happens. If you find yourself in this unlikely situation, and God herself doesn’t intervene with some hilarious turbulence that causes the guitar player to tumble and smash his own instrument with his body in the aisle: The best thing to do is to “bring it” harder than the evangelicals - start scream-singing “The Song That Doesn’t End” or “Baby Shark” (these have a good chance of other like-minded people joining in to sing along) or something more esoteric like “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” by Monty Python, or “Last Caress” by The Misfits. The faith brigade won’t get any satisfaction, and worst case, the authorities will have to shut you both down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, VigoTheCarpathian said: Eh, this is one of those weird situations where these inconsiderate folks win either way, get to play “we were persecuted for our faith!” if people stop them (or what you suggest), or “we spread the good word!” if nothing happens. If you find yourself in this unlikely situation, and God herself doesn’t intervene with some hilarious turbulence that causes the guitar player to tumble and smash his own instrument with his body in the aisle: The best thing to do is to “bring it” harder than the evangelicals - start scream-singing “The Song That Doesn’t End” or “Baby Shark” (these have a good chance of other like-minded people joining in to sing along) or something more esoteric like “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” by Monty Python, or “Last Caress” by The Misfits. The faith brigade won’t get any satisfaction, and worst case, the authorities will have to shut you both down. Fuck that. You take the guitar from him and if he tries to stop you, drop him. Full stop. In the short shot you get of the larger plane almost everyone is annoyed. You'd be a hero to bust his ass for that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 I have a really annoying screech noise on my phone that I play when arseholes play their music out loud on their phone on the train or bus. It would work in this case also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Seperate note, etiquette for dealing with wife's friends who take from you in a round but don't return the favour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 More context. Is this about a swinger party/wife sharing thing? Looking after the kids, so they could attend a swinger party? Or just borrowed a pack of sugar thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: Fuck that. You take the guitar from him and if he tries to stop you, drop him. Full stop. In the short shot you get of the larger plane almost everyone is annoyed. You'd be a hero to bust his ass for that shit. Ah, I see you went to the Steven Seagal school of public decorum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 3 hours ago, BigFatCoward said: Seperate note, etiquette for dealing with wife's friends who take from you in a round but don't return the favour? Stop buying them rounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, VigoTheCarpathian said: Ah, I see you went to the Steven Seagal school of public decorum. Will Smith was my sensei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: Fuck that. You take the guitar from him and if he tries to stop you, drop him. Full stop. In the short shot you get of the larger plane almost everyone is annoyed. You'd be a hero to bust his ass for that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 49 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Will Smith was my sensei. “Keep my lord’s name out of your f**king mouth!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 4 hours ago, BigFatCoward said: Seperate note, etiquette for dealing with wife's friends who take from you in a round but don't return the favour? Loud, public shaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, VigoTheCarpathian said: “Keep my lord’s name out of your f**king mouth!” Look, all I'm saying is this, if a famous musician does something like that, awesome, but if some random fuck pulls out a guitar and starts doing that he deserves to get his ass kicked. Sometimes violence is the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 33 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Sometimes violence is the answer. And that time, obviously, is to get in a fight with annoying Christians on a passenger jet mid-flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 20 minutes ago, DMC said: And that time, obviously, is to get in a fight with annoying Christians jackasses playing a guitar on a passenger jet mid-flight. FTFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: FTFY. Ty, do you rock a blazer and pastel tee shirt look? You’re channeling Sandler villain dudebro energy… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireWolfSpirit Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Regards that uninvited song and preachin- We kept a fully loaded garden hose within reaching distance to greet our friendly neighbor proselytizing sorts when we lived in Utah. Very effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 15 minutes ago, VigoTheCarpathian said: Ty, do you rock a blazer and pastel tee shirt look? You’re channeling Sandler villain dudebro energy… Lol, hardly. This is causing a disturbance on a flight and your method of remedy is to escalate without resolving things? Singing Lambchop's theme song isn't going to solve anything. Taking the guitar away would. I'm not sure why this is even a debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 I like how Ty lives in a world where if he uses physical violence to take away another passenger's guitar on a flight there will be no consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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