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Pick A Movie. Keep One Actor. The Rest Are Replaced By Muppets.


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1 hour ago, Stannis Eats No Peaches said:

Casino Royale, and I’m torn between keeping Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen. I can’t decide which would be a better twist on the torture scene.

Let them both be muppets. Keep Dench. 

 

Coming out of left field, The Craft, keep Robin Tunney.

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R.I.P.

Shot out to keeping Madden and Muppet-ing all the other players, color commentators and so forth,  for the 7 years or so that John did both Monday or Sunday night games.

I realize it wasn't a movie, but still I think all the other characters just seemed like Muppets next to him, so it works perfectly for me.

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3 hours ago, Maltaran said:

Lord of the Rings, keep Ian McKellen.

Kermit and MIss Piggy as Aragorn and Arwen, and Sam the Eagle is clearly Boromir. Not sure about the hobbits.

Fraggles for the Hobbits. Have to do a little gender swapping but otherwise it really works...

Gobo as Frodo

Red as Sam

Mogli as Mery

Wembly as Pippin

Uncle Traveling Matt as Bilbo

 

For me, Sam the Eagle as Saruman immediately seems right.

Link Hogthrob as Boromir

Fozzie as Gimli

Gonzo as Legolas

Grover as Faromir

Dr. Strangepork as Denethor

Rowlf as Theoden

Rizzo as Grima

Animal as Gollum

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19 hours ago, drawkcabi said:

 

So my pick:

Goodfellas. Keep Joe Pesci.

Walter as Henry 

 

In the interest of my side game on this thread, I'd switch these two. Have Wlater in the Pesci role, keep Ray Liotta...

But then we bring up Elmo...and maybe he'd be better in the Pesci role...

10 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Clearly you have a lack of respect for the depths of Elmo's depravities. He would thrive as Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York, keep Mad Eye. 

Elmo...I mean, Sesame Street muppets were always cameos in Muppet films...but Elmo vs. Walter...I can wonder...

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21 minutes ago, Mlle. Zabzie said:

I felt that in the adrenaline scene you need a real Uma Thurman, and Fozzy Bear administering the shot.

I'm sure the dancing scene would be funny as well, but that's all she does in the movie. Sign me up for SLJ mother fucking some muppets with a gun in their faces. 

 

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