Lord Lannister Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 17 minutes ago, Fool Stands On Giant’s Toe said: Let’s keep it up! I see what you did there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeron the Daring Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DdQw4w9WgXcQ&ved=2ahUKEwi6qJCRo6n1AhUL6aQKHQ2nCIAQxa8BegQIChAB&usg=AOvVaw2KTqEs1wN8sVojiOfVta96 I like how both the title and the OP are so straightforward. No circling around, just asking the question everyone wants to hear. But I'm fairly confident Jon will have a child (or multiple children), even tough he will die to his wound if he hadn't yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLightning Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 On 1/10/2022 at 8:56 AM, Aejohn the Conqueroo said: Kind of funny how death might have released Jon from his vows but left him nothing else but to honour them at the same time, huh? It is 16 hours ago, LynnS said: You took that more seriously than I did. Sorry...I'm serious by nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 minute ago, BlackLightning said: It is Sorry...I'm serious by nature The thread is amusing. The question: If Jon is dead, would he really want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, BlackLightning said: Sorry...I'm serious by nature I tend to treat a thread about Jon's undead junk with the appropriate level of seriousness. I mean, it's hard not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 And wait! There's more! The OP forgot to post the very obvious companion thread of what will happen when the Others animate the other half of Tormund's member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoodedCrow Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Winter is coming. Snow is coming, soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLightning Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, Lord Lannister said: I tend to treat a thread about Jon's undead junk with the appropriate level of seriousness. I mean, it's hard not to. It's a legitimate question though. 5 minutes ago, LynnS said: The thread is amusing. The question: If Jon is dead, would he really want to? LOL Well Jon won't really be dead would he. He'd be undead. I'm sure he would have sex and produce children if it served his agenda. All undead fire people in the series have a specific goal or agenda that drives them. With Beric, it was justice in the Riverlands. With Catelyn, it appears to be vengeance for the Red Wedding and finding/crowning her daughters. With Jon...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, BlackLightning said: It's a legitimate question though. LOL Well Jon won't really be dead would he. He'd be undead. I'm sure he would have sex and produce children if it served his agenda. All undead fire people in the series have a specific goal or agenda that drives them. With Beric, it was justice in the Riverlands. With Catelyn, it appears to be vengeance for the Red Wedding and finding/crowning her daughters. With Jon...? I'd say "sticking them with the pointy end" is top of his agenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaenara Belarys Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 51 minutes ago, LynnS said: I'd say "sticking them with the pointy end" is top of his agenda. Ah, priorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Jaenara Belarys said: Ah, priorities. This is the advice he gives to Arya but I don't she will show up just yet. Most likely it's advice to anyone at the Wall who objects to Jon's assassination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Perhaps Jon's undead member is the true horn of winter. When you blow it the ensuing blast will be powerful enough to bring the Wall down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggBlue Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 4 pages in 3 days about Jon's member. quite an achievement:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaenara Belarys Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, EggBlue said: 4 pages in 3 days about Jon's member. quite an achievement:) Indeed. Tis a truly impressive achievement. Maybe someone should start a thread about Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Smikes Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 On 1/10/2022 at 11:36 AM, Aejohn the Conqueroo said: EUREKA! Just trying to do my part to save Jon's woody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo the Crow Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, EggBlue said: 4 pages in 3 days about Jon's member. quite an achievement:) Even Tormund would envy, or perhaps he would be proud, I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo the Crow Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 34 minutes ago, Jaenara Belarys said: Indeed. Tis a truly impressive achievement. Maybe someone should start a thread about Tormund's member. That would crash this forum with no surveillants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Too bad we can't see what's going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeron the Daring Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Jaenara Belarys said: Maybe someone should start a thread about Tormund's member. That would be too long. I mean the thread. The thread would be too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Banefort Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 This is a question that’s occurred to me too, and it’s another thorn in the side of the likely Jon-Dany romance. I only recently noticed that almost all of the male/female sex scenes in ASOIAF are written from the man’s perspective. As far as I can recall, the only one we’ve gotten from a woman is Asha in ADWD. Even the Dany scenes usually cut off right before they begin, or it’s just a throwaway line like “she mounted him” and then it’s over. I wonder if GRRM is uncomfortable writing sex scenes from a woman’s perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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