Castellan Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 On 1/10/2022 at 9:17 AM, Falcon2909 said: He'll probably fuck through Ghost (like varvmyr did with his pets) Must have missed that! Perhaps his manner of resurrection will be different than Beric's. I have thought that perhaps Jon is really just deep frozen as he was not quite dead when thrown in an ice cell.(somewhere icy anyway). He may warg Ghost until his body heals. Or become an animal hopping soul. Perhaps he could end up taking over Robert Strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowen 747 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Bonehead won't get resurrected. The Others will reanimate him in wight format though. Still, Jonarya has to happen and the only way it can is through their wolves. Ghost + Nymeria = a new pack of furry, four-legged Starks. The wolves will be back, literally. James West 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeron the Daring Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 7 hours ago, Castellan said: Must have missed that! Perhaps his manner of resurrection will be different than Beric's. I have thought that perhaps Jon is really just deep frozen as he was not quite dead when thrown in an ice cell.(somewhere icy anyway). He may warg Ghost until his body heals. Or become an animal hopping soul. Perhaps he could end up taking over Robert Strong. Ice cell means instant hyporthermia nad forstbite foe someone who has to be taken care of immediately, meaning his clothes has to be taken down to people to be able to do anything about his wounds. Anyone with a limited amount of knowledge about the subject (or biology in general) should realise how dumb of an idea this actually is, considering Jon Snow could lose multiple litres of blood in a matter of minutes. And that number doesn't have to be more than 2. That's about the amount of blood (in litres) a grown male has to lose to be completely unable to survive without modern medical help. That being said, George may as well do it. Who knows what he thinks is possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoodedCrow Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 It’s fantasy! Didn’t Dany have sex with a man with a frozen dick? I thought it was Hizdhar, but… teej6, BlackLightning, The Bard of Banefort and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryk Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 5 pages in and this question still isn't resolved. The suspense is killing me. Jaenara Belarys and EggBlue 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy4400 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 On 1/11/2022 at 10:33 AM, LynnS said: The thread is amusing. The question: If Jon is dead, would he really want to? This thread is hilarious but I do think that it's a legitimate question because it's been hinted at in the text that Jon will have some type of sex big sex scene outside of his cave experience with Ygritte. As he's dead and his physical body can no longer get the proverbial juices flowing, one has to ask, how will it happen. For what it's worth, my money is on it happening in the astral plane/weirwood net— whatever you want to call it...prior to his spirit being drawn back into his body. EggBlue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 42 minutes ago, Stormy4400 said: This thread is hilarious but I do think that it's a legitimate question because it's been hinted at in the text that Jon will have some type of sex big sex scene outside of his cave experience with Ygritte. As he's dead and his physical body can no longer get the proverbial juices flowing, one has to ask, how will it happen. For what it's worth, my money is on it happening in the astral plane/weirwood net— whatever you want to call it...prior to his spirit being drawn back into his body. Apparently he'll need some sort of magic ring. Stormy4400 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 8 hours ago, Darryk said: 5 pages in and this question still isn't resolved. The suspense is killing me. All things come to those who wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaenara Belarys Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 8 hours ago, Darryk said: 5 pages in and this question still isn't resolved. The suspense is killing me. Patience, my Padawan.......the answer will soon reveal itself. EggBlue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaenara Belarys Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, LynnS said: Apparently he'll need some sort of magic ring. One Ring to rule them all! *double, sorry Mods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James West Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) On 1/8/2022 at 5:30 PM, Odej said: So, it's fair to think that if Melisandre ressurrect Jon by R'hllor's power just like Thoros of Myr did to Beric, Jon will be in the same condition. He will be a wight animated by fire with no blood flowing through his veins. So how can he get a erection and have sex with Dany, Sansa, Val or anybody? Will be this the doom of Jonerys? Jon and Arya are fated to fall in love. Arya isn't at all squeamish about handling the dead. I don't think she would mind marrying a zombie Jon beneath a weirwood tree. Jonsa is another interesting mated pair but the triangle is not supposed to work that way. Maybe Gendry, Arya, and Jon become wights and form a romance triangle. Edited January 13 by James West Moiraine Sedai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeron the Daring Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 4 hours ago, James West said: Maybe Gendry, Arya, and Jon become wights and form a romance triangle. Wow. You can always see new things here. 18 hours ago, Darryk said: 5 pages in and this question still isn't resolved. The suspense is killing me. I guess you could say the *tension* is at its peak. EggBlue, Jaenara Belarys and Darryk 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnS Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) He can always consult Melisandre: Quote A Dance with Dragons - Melisandre I While the boy was gone, Melisandre washed herself and changed her robes. Her sleeves were full of hidden pockets, and she checked them carefully as she did every morning to make certain all her powders were in place. Powders to turn fire green or blue or silver, powders to make a flame roar and hiss and leap up higher than a man is tall, powders to make smoke. A smoke for truth, a smoke for lust, a smoke for fear, and the thick black smoke that could kill a man outright. The red priestess armed herself with a pinch of each of them. But I suspect that only works on the living. Edited January 13 by LynnS Jaenara Belarys and EggBlue 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moiraine Sedai Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) Frozen sausage Edited January 14 by Moiraine Sedai Jaenara Belarys and AlaskanSandman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aejohn the Conqueroo Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 On 1/12/2022 at 3:38 AM, Bowen 747 said: Bonehead won't get resurrected. The Others will reanimate him in wight format though. Still, Jonarya has to happen and the only way it can is through their wolves. Ghost + Nymeria = a new pack of furry, four-legged Starks. The wolves will be back, literally. And what a story that will be! I can hardly wait until they get to the part where they're fighting over who gets to lift a leg on the Winterfell heart tree. Jaenara Belarys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaenara Belarys Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 minutes ago, Aejohn the Conqueroo said: And what a story that will be! I can hardly wait until they get to the part where they're fighting over who gets to lift a leg on the Winterfell heart tree. It's a fine outline for a fanfiction, but sadly lacking in reality. Aejohn the Conqueroo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 While I haven't read the entire thread (sorry, not going through five pages of dick jokes), any topic on resurrections and erections would not be complete without mentioning the South Park episode "Spontaneous Combustion." The B story is Kyle is worried about his parents having marital difficulties because his father can't get a "nerection." To solve this problem, the boys crucify Cartman, in the hopes he will eventually get a "res-erection," which they will in turn give to Kyle's dad. Perhaps this quote more clearly explains it: Quote (Kyle walks in on his parents in bed together) Kyle: Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak! Well actually it's Cartman that's getting the erection, but after he's gonna come over and give it to you. So, buck up! (Kyle leaves) Sheila: We have a very strange little boy Gerald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aejohn the Conqueroo Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 On 1/12/2022 at 4:56 PM, LynnS said: Apparently he'll need some sort of magic ring yeah, but they don't have rubber in the 7k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Stark Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, Aejohn the Conqueroo said: yeah, but they don't have rubber in the 7k That's okay. Dany can just make a finger ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeron the Daring Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, DMC said: While I haven't read the entire thread (sorry, not going through five pages of dick jokes) I am pretty proud of the one that belongs to my name. I mean the joke. I'm proud of my joke. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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