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What does Moonboy do in his free time?


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4 hours ago, Lady Misery said:

Obviously he is working on a detailed account of the events in King's Landing during the late 2nd and early 3rd century AC, which future maesters will consider one of the best primary sources of that era. 

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On 2/10/2022 at 12:25 PM, Lady Misery said:

Obviously he is working on a detailed account of the events in King's Landing during the late 2nd and early 3rd century AC, which future maesters will consider one of the best primary sources of that era. 

Obviously. But he lost interest in his next book, which he planned to name Winds of Winter. Instead, he uses all his time doing tricks for his new master. Who pays him a lot.

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1 hour ago, BalerionTheCat said:

Obviously. But he lost interest in his next book, which he planned to name Winds of Winter. Instead, he uses all his time doing tricks for his new master. Who pays him a lot.

Winds of Winter, ahh yes, the great hand book for the court fools to master their flatulation skills. 

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18 hours ago, BalerionTheCat said:

Ahh. I now understand the title. Winter, OK, we're entering Winter. But Winds ... was puzzling me. Thanks.

Maybe D&D were just hidden geniuses? They supplied us with an abundance of cock jokes, and a fart joke or two......and look at what we're focused on: Jon's raging erection and Moonboy's farts. 

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3 hours ago, Jaenara Belarys said:

Maybe D&D were just hidden geniuses? They supplied us with an abundance of cock jokes, and a fart joke or two......and look at what we're focused on: Jon's raging erection and Moonboy's farts. 

Maybe D&D understood the gist of the story better than any of us. Argh :bawl:

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