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Dating thread - “OOPS! I Did It Again” edition


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8 hours ago, Red Tiger said:

It implies that a conversation has no meaning or isn't going anywhere. Not German, Dutch, we're known for engaging in even less small-talk than Germans.

That specific conversation went somewhere quite fast. I recommend googling again but this time turn off the nsfw filter.

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Well,  since chats asked. I'll give the over the age of 18 explanation in spoiler tags. Relyin entirely on the fact, that no minor would click on the spoiler tag. Today it'smore of an expression to comment on a situation that can't be explained (likesay an electrician wearing a mask.

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This phrase originated from a porn film in the early 2.000s. Porn is obviously a known source for deep Shakespearean levels of dialogue. But that one was a particular bit of inspired writing, that puts even my Lady Limpwood adventures to shame - and trumps any of Ty's pick up lines.  Youtube clips of the dialogue are widely avail. Plot of that scene was supposedly: Woman has trouble with the electrics and calls a handyman to deal with it.

 

Woman: And this is the junction box, that causing all the troubles...

Guy: Ah, and why is there straw on the ground?

Woman: And why are you wearing a mask?

Guy: ahum, eh... ah, c'mon on and just blow me.

[action]

That particularly absurd piece of dialogue was created on the fly, as the director later said in an interview (after that dialogue became that big). They hired an amateur actor, and he showed up on set wearing a mask, because he wouldn't want to risk his colleagues recognizing him in that movie. And the rest is history.

 

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So the first suspicious moment one of my other coworkers was teasing me for not dating and I explained everyone age appropriate looks terrible and won’t moisturize. New guy pops in all *I* don’t look terrible, do I? To which I’m like uhhh no because it felt like a weird thing and time to interject. Then he declares I must take him shopping for moisturizer. I offer to send links and kinda brush it off for a few weeks but he brings it up more than once. I left for vacation and on my return he tells me (awkwardly, in front of people) that he was thinking about me taking him shopping while in the shower and that he thinks about that every time he showers. I feel like we’re going to be in some kind of vague trouble if this is overheard. He has also taken to sticking his finger in my ear. And while I was playing Pokémon between appointments he sat on the pretty small couch next to me and starts showing me lingerie he thinks I would like (which I do), but, probably not a thing the rest of the colleagues are doing.

Then, I a slip up on my part he has a client seeing their finished tattoo super excited shouting yes. This reminds me of the old herbal essences commercial and I overhear and mention that to my client. After she pays he came to my booth to chat and I ask about it and he explains she likes her tattoo. Referencing the commercial but not realizing this was a really dumb thing to say I say if that’s what it’s like getting tattooed by him I should book an appointment. He smiles big and says something about having big hands and a soft touch and I realize only I understood this as a shampoo joke. I hate this

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9 hours ago, Fury Resurrected said:

So the first suspicious moment one of my other coworkers was teasing me for not dating and I explained everyone age appropriate looks terrible and won’t moisturize. New guy pops in all *I* don’t look terrible, do I? To which I’m like uhhh no because it felt like a weird thing and time to interject. Then he declares I must take him shopping for moisturizer. I offer to send links and kinda brush it off for a few weeks but he brings it up more than once. I left for vacation and on my return he tells me (awkwardly, in front of people) that he was thinking about me taking him shopping while in the shower and that he thinks about that every time he showers. I feel like we’re going to be in some kind of vague trouble if this is overheard. He has also taken to sticking his finger in my ear. And while I was playing Pokémon between appointments he sat on the pretty small couch next to me and starts showing me lingerie he thinks I would like (which I do), but, probably not a thing the rest of the colleagues are doing.

Then, I a slip up on my part he has a client seeing their finished tattoo super excited shouting yes. This reminds me of the old herbal essences commercial and I overhear and mention that to my client. After she pays he came to my booth to chat and I ask about it and he explains she likes her tattoo. Referencing the commercial but not realizing this was a really dumb thing to say I say if that’s what it’s like getting tattooed by him I should book an appointment. He smiles big and says something about having big hands and a soft touch and I realize only I understood this as a shampoo joke. I hate this

OK, so, hopefully not just me and I know I'm missing a lot of context. Also, it can be both things at once. But while that might be really bad flirting it also seems like (even in the tattoo world, which I know is not exactly an office culture) a really inappropriate way to talk in a workplace. Even if it's not making you uncomfortable, it might be making others uncomfortable. And unless you've given him *strong* signals, it seems like he's not paying much attention to your boundaries? Which, again, could be because he's just really bad at flirting but still, bit of a red flag IMO.

Signed, a killjoy. :P

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5 hours ago, mormont said:

OK, so, hopefully not just me and I know I'm missing a lot of context. Also, it can be both things at once. But while that might be really bad flirting it also seems like (even in the tattoo world, which I know is not exactly an office culture) a really inappropriate way to talk in a workplace. Even if it's not making you uncomfortable, it might be making others uncomfortable. And unless you've given him *strong* signals, it seems like he's not paying much attention to your boundaries? Which, again, could be because he's just really bad at flirting but still, bit of a red flag IMO.

Signed, a killjoy. :P

It sounds like they are both awkwardly flirting, but I will have to ask The Fury to clarify.

If the attention was unwanted, The Fury is eminently capable of slapping his hand.

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8 minutes ago, DMC said:

I thought the finger in the ear thing was pretty weird.  If not, guess I'll have to try it.

I've seen several guys do it. It's never made any sense to me.

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1 hour ago, Chataya de Fleury said:

It sounds like they are both awkwardly flirting, but I will have to ask The Fury to clarify.

If the attention was unwanted, The Fury is eminently capable of slapping his hand.

That was my impression. The most delicate unwanted flirting is surely far worse that the seediest reciprocal flirting.

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2 hours ago, Chataya de Fleury said:

It sounds like they are both awkwardly flirting, but I will have to ask The Fury to clarify.

If the attention was unwanted, The Fury is eminently capable of slapping his hand.

I don't doubt. I'm just saying I see some real red flags in that behaviour. Maybe not intentional but red flags don't have to be. 

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3 hours ago, Chataya de Fleury said:

It sounds like they are both awkwardly flirting, but I will have to ask The Fury to clarify.

If the attention was unwanted, The Fury is eminently capable of slapping his hand.

I am definitely not trying to flirt, I am just a weird person (who at least all my other coworkers know doesn’t like to be touched) existing at a weird job. I *would* be interested in him if he had some different profession, but tattooers are undateable as a species and work rules prohibit dalliances with the other ones there also.

 

In other dismal news, Young Boring Danzig showed up at my house last night because he wanted to talk. Despite doing no work at all on the things that prompted me to leave, he thought we could work it out. So I got to have a fun time rehashing all of the reasons I had to break up with someone I had planned to always be with a full year after those ultimatums were first issued. It’s not any nicer a second time.

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2 hours ago, Chataya de Fleury said:

I do have to say it does sound weird and one wonders why this is a thing. I’ve never heard of it before.

I can only assume that when I see someone with a finger in their ear that they are masturbating in public. 

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