Jace, Extat Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Sometimes I think about it and can't stop laughing. They dumped this fool after one year. Moron fuckwit opinionists were blathering about how much safer he was with the ball, because when you keep getting INTs stupidly altered into fumbles like some alternative tuck rule bullshit it makes your stats look marginally less absolutely putrid, and that's all that matters anymore; the numbers on the Chris Pontakia's stupid dum DumB Big Board that tells you what to think and how to bet -brought to you by Caesar's Casino and Hotel from GLITZY LAaaaaaS Veeegaaaas! Do you have a crippling risk aversion deficit, a family timebomb you want to light the fuze on and get over with already, or a Mistress/Master threatening to go public? Come on down to GLITZY LAaaaaS Veeegaaaaas! -T.Y.'s nickname is Ghost but I straight up forgot he'd come back from that injury. Thought he moved to a WR farm up state. And that was during the winning streak! I watch every snap. He's washed. Wentz sucks. But so does Frank Reich. This dude couldn't coach himself out of a stopped car. He's a bum. He thought Wentz was good 'cause of like Jesus and shit. Like I don't care what you believe in, it's all yawns to me, but it's revealing -who- you believe in and why you believed in him. Like, this was your guy? The Carson Wentz. That's who you're going with? Like i said. I laugh. At least they got rid of him. But I don't give no fucks about Matt Ryan. I had fun with Rivers because of the oddness and hilarity of it. But, like, anyone with two working eyes knew he was DONE three weeks into the 2020 season. I'm not particularly interested in that. And I love having good lines but translating the #3 pick into a LG you're about to pay 22 million a year and an off-ball Linebacker (with a degenerative ankle injury that he chose not to have surgery on) that you're paying 19 million a year... It'd be different if the O-line was good. And if the defense wasn't only good when playing the Jaguars (sometimes). It's bizarre and confusing that this team is so tight fisted with money and non-adventurous in FA but they're somehow ancient at key positions, have exhausted that ginormous pile of carryover cap money, and have no future to speak of. RB wheels fall off fast. Ryan is gonna be 37 I think. TY sucks. Highly paid Center and RT both suck now, always missing games. The Shade of MVPs-Last-Decade is making like thirteen mill for the next two years at cornerback while the "BEST SLOT CORNER IN THE GAME" -who played like he'd slept on a pile of smallpox in week 17- wants more money because he keeps hearing/reading on fan sites that he's "THE BEST SLOT CORNER IN THE GAME" when really he's just, like, pretty good. Rarely below average, I'd say. Which is a good thing for a cornerback, but a long way from some kinda star. And look, I like Yanick Ngokue as a player. But this dude has been on like five teams in four years, and they all keep investing in upgrades over him when they send him packing. And you're acting like you just solved your D-line??? This team hasn't had a single QB pressure since Robert Mathis retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 11 hours ago, Babblebauble said: God… I’ve missed you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Wow, just heard that Marion Barber was found dead today, 38 years old. Had a rough time since he left the NFL, mental issues. Loved watching him as a Cowboy for a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 23 minutes ago, dbunting said: Wow, just heard that Marion Barber was found dead today, 38 years old. Had a rough time since he left the NFL, mental issues. Loved watching him as a Cowboy for a few years. Yes, very sad indeed. He was a legend at UMN. It was wild watching him and Maroney in the same backfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 21 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Yes, very sad indeed. He was a legend at UMN. It was wild watching him and Maroney in the same backfield. Yeah I remember when they were both there in Minne...great duo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 On 5/25/2022 at 3:46 PM, briantw said: You forgot Watson's lawyer. Boy did she ever: Between this and the Depp-Heard thread, lawyers huh, great people, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: Boy did she ever: Between this and the Depp-Heard thread, lawyers huh, great people, right? That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Is it too late to mend fences with Baker? Or maybe retroactively trade for Russ? Asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, briantw said: Is it too late to mend fences with Baker? Or maybe retroactively trade for Russ? Asking for a friend. You know what your team did. Quit them. There's no shame in rooting for the Charges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictarion Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 To any Browns fans looking to jump ship - the QB for the other Ohio team is really easy to root for (seriously - just watch his Heisman speech). We will welcome you with open arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kalbear Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 OMG SHOCKING Nothing will happen because he's a star QB who can still play well, but it is SO COMPELLING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 I love every minute of this. I just wish the Browns couldn't void his contract. They should have to eat it for getting him while all of this was still unsettled. That or if they voided it they had to pay all that money to womens shelters and the victims. 21 hours ago, Nictarion said: To any Browns fans looking to jump ship - the QB for the other Ohio team is really easy to root for (seriously - just watch his Heisman speech). We will welcome you with open arms. Lets not give Browns fans the bends... start them out on one year as Lions fans and then move them to Cinnci. I think the shock of going straight to CInnci fans would be too much for their systems. Let them suffer one more year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Texans have entered the chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 1 minute ago, briantw said: Texans have entered the chat. Not a surprise since it came out that they provided Watson with a NDA to give the massage therapist. Hmm...why would he need that. And they provided the room for him to use. I mean it became comical last week when Watsons lawyer said it wasn't illegal to get a happy ending.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 14 minutes ago, dbunting said: Not a surprise since it came out that they provided Watson with a NDA to give the massage therapist. Hmm...why would he need that. And they provided the room for him to use. I mean it became comical last week when Watsons lawyer said it wasn't illegal to get a happy ending.. You assholes, a thorough investigation took place. What are you questioning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 15 minutes ago, dbunting said: I mean it became comical last week when Watsons lawyer said it wasn't illegal to get a happy ending.. That was some Barry Zuckerkorn shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 1 hour ago, briantw said: That was some Barry Zuckerkorn shit. Is he the guy who represented Robert Kraft?, cuz he "got him off"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 10 minutes ago, dbunting said: Is he the guy who represented Robert Kraft?, cuz he "got him off"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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