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winterfellsheir

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SPOILER: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding.

Chuck Norris knows exactly where Carmen San Diego is at all time.

What goes through your head when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the head? His foot.

When Chuck Norris falls in a puddle, he doesn't get wet. The puddle gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark. Because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars already. That's why we can't find any life forms there.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use a condom. His sperm destroy the eggs.

When normal people are hungry, they go to the fridge. When Chuck Norris is hungry, he goes to the orphanage.



see? not hard.
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