Canon Claude Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Honestly, my choice for the funniest lines is this: Quote Loras Tyrell strode toward her. “Why?” He said. “You will tell me why. He treated you kindly, gave you a rainbow cloak. Why would you kill him?” ”I never did. I would have died for him.” ”You will.” Ser Loras drew his longsword. I know it wasn’t meant to be funny, and it isn’t a funny moment, but that just makes the accidental humour even funnier to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aebram Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 7 hours ago, Canon Claude said: Honestly, my choice for the funniest lines is this: I know it wasn’t meant to be funny, and it isn’t a funny moment, but that just makes the accidental humour even funnier to me. You are a dark and disturbed person. Get help. Just kidding! I see what you mean. I don't know if I would use the word "funny," but it certainly is a clever twist in the dialog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canon Claude Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Aebram said: You are a dark and disturbed person. Get help. Just kidding! I see what you mean. I don't know if I would use the word "funny," but it certainly is a clever twist in the dialog. It would have been amazing if they’d put that exchange in the abomination. No matter how well they acted it out, it would be so melodramatic that everyone wouldn’t help but laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrosh Lannister Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 Quote "I see you wonder, what sort of name is that?" the man had cackled when Jaime went to question him. "It is an old name, 'tis true. I am not one to boast, but there is royal blood in my veins. I am descended from a princess. My father told me the tale when I was a tad of a lad." Longwaters had not been a tad of a lad for many a year, to judge from his spotted head and the white hairs growing from his chin. "She was the fairest treasure of the Maidenvault. Lord Oakenfist the great admiral lost his heart to her, though he was married to another. She gave their son the bastard name of 'Waters' in honor of his father, and he grew to be a great knight, as did his own son, who put the 'Long' before the 'Waters' so men might know that he was not basely born himself. So I have a little dragon in me." "Yes, I almost mistook you for Aegon the Conqueror," Jaime had answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrorthatflapsinthenight9 Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 Stannis owning Bowen Marsh about him wanting Janos Slynt to become Lord Commander of the Night's Watch: Bowen Marsh: "Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?" Stannis: "Any of you, I would think. Even the cook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkshroob1996 Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 "...and take the ironmen in the rear while they are beating off what they think is my main thrust..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrorthatflapsinthenight9 Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 11/16/2022 at 11:57 PM, darkshroob1996 said: "...and take the ironmen in the rear while they are beating off what they think is my main thrust..." Where is this from ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Terrorthatflapsinthenight9 said: Where is this from ? SOS, Catelyn V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrorthatflapsinthenight9 Posted November 26, 2022 Author Share Posted November 26, 2022 Another gem by Jaime, in AFFC: "There you are, sweet sister. You have been looking everywhere for Tyrion, and all the time he's been hiding in Lollys's womb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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