DMC Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 minute ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: Either way... You are from Florida, your argument is invalid. I live in Florida. I'm not from Florida. And you are from the gigantic glass house known as Germany. Madame deVenoge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 You are posting from Florida. Either way, give me some better set ups, this way we're not hitting the 200 Florida jokes. JGP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 minute ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: Either way, give me some better set ups, this way we're not hitting the 200 Florida jokes. We're not supposed to feed the trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varysblackfyre321 Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Fire and Jace said: you're catching on, eh? Good. If you identify an enemy KILL IT But until you define said enemy and declare your intentions towards them (war), shut the fuck up you whaaa whaaaa assclowns. “We either have to kill every single reactionary or let the far right preach the need to end ‘degeneracy’ and democracy with no hard consequence.” You know the Nazi party was banned after Beerputcsh? They didn’t need to be executed to have remained irrelevant isolation and exclusion would have been enough. 2 hours ago, Fire and Jace said: How long are you people going to outsource your collective powers to the "centrist" billionaire, shareholders, and lobbying groups? How long are you going to use the platforms THEY LET YOU HAVE and THEY CONTROL to whine about the rich and the nazis, but OOoonly under their supervision. Dude, you understand any person who’d profess more…extreme modes in dealing with the fascist elements on here would be immediately censored, warned and banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varysblackfyre321 Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 @Heartofice what do you make of this my friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) Over the years, I have muted dozens of offensive phrases, tropes, and individual words. And countless twats, morons, and Nazis, and all their little imps, have been completely blocked. This process began in 2016, when Trump got in. I found myself constantly doom-scrolling, and it was making me feel really bad. Everything just seemed so fucking bleak. So, upon my brother's advice, I broke out the mute-mallet. And now my twitter feed is full of football, lovely dogs, artists I admire, Reuters, Associated Press, the odd political editor, pelicans trying to eat capybaras, and more football. And since Elon took over, my experience hasn't really changed at all. Edited December 4, 2022 by Spockydog Fragile Bird and JGP 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 55 minutes ago, DMC said: We're not supposed to feed the trolls. You want to starve the entire state of Florida, a bit overkill don't you think? (196; yeah, had the Florida troll state joke already, but a horse can only work with the material at hoof). Madame deVenoge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: Either way... You are from Florida, your argument is invalid. (197) I have a confession to make. I was born in Florida. Tampa. I moved away before the first grade, but is the curse in my blood? Edited December 4, 2022 by A True Kaniggit DireWolfSpirit and JGP 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin et al. Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 4 hours ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: No, you're in Florida, which is like twitter with aligators. (My aim to hit 200 Florida jokes before the end of the year, gonna be tough, but with your help and the power of Jesus we can do. Hallelujah!). We can all dream. 2 hours ago, DMC said: I live in Florida. I'm not from Florida. And you are from the gigantic glass house known as Germany. Everyone was on vacation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Week Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 uh huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 16 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said: I have a confession to make. I was born in Florida. Tampa. I moved away before the first grade, but is the curse in my blood? You want to know about the degree of your Floridification process? Do you regularly get into a drunken argument with an alligator or do you wear shades indoors? If not, your are probably save (196). (And thanks for the set up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveSumm Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 17 hours ago, Spockydog said: And now my twitter feed is full of football, lovely dogs, artists I admire, Reuters, Associated Press, the odd political editor, pelicans trying to eat capybaras, and more football. This is why I much prefer Reddit, you pretty much only see what you’ve chosen to see. Durckad and Spockydog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame deVenoge Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 18 hours ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: You are posting from Florida. Either way, give me some better set ups, this way we're not hitting the 200 Florida jokes. You can note for The Dating Thread that The Doctor grew up in Florida and went to medical school at the University of Florida, and Go Gators. I have now reduced your available Florida jokes to approximately 20 or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGP Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 (edited) I have to go pick up the girls from school shortly, but just had to share this gem. Amuses me to no end that people revere this top shelf brain guy... whose brain is a smooth as a skate park. Kids could pull ollies over Elon's concavities. Edited December 5, 2022 by JGP Jace, Extat and hauberk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durckad Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 The blest and brightest, people. These billionaires are the blest and brightest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 (edited) Unlike these childish doubters, Elon, I would like to live on MoonWorld. Every cold hearted Moontator needs a warm ________thed MoonMaid! Edited December 5, 2022 by Fire and Jace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 Anyone else getting frequent error messages from Twitter? It seems to be creaking hard… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varysblackfyre321 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Ser Scot A Ellison said: Anyone else getting frequent error messages from Twitter? It seems to be creaking hard… Site’s working for me. But everyone and everything loves me. I presume what you’re referring to is a slight hiccup that will go away soon. Jace, Extat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ser Scot A Ellison said: Anyone else getting frequent error messages from Twitter? It seems to be creaking hard… Haven't yet today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 (edited) On 12/4/2022 at 9:06 AM, A Horse Named Stranger said: You want to know about the degree of your Floridification process? Do you regularly get into a drunken argument with an alligator or do you wear shades indoors? If not, your are probably save (196). (And thanks for the set up). I wasn't born in Florida, never been there and not interested in going. Thanks to the Simpsons I learned all I needed to know. Oh, did I steal one of your jokes? Edited December 6, 2022 by LongRider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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