US Politics: Sorry, we do make the rules.

[RumHam]

2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Nah, if we're making the movie Santos: A Web of Lies, the only actor fit to play him is Tony Cox.

I prefer The Santos Clause where it turns out the reason none of his claims can be verified is that he's really Santa.

We had one of those AI chat bots start writing it but then had creative differences when it refused to add more sexual subtext to the sub plot about Dancer and Prancer's rivalry.  I'm not even joking. 

 

Scene 2:
(The scene opens in George Santos' campaign office. George is sitting at his desk, looking through papers and making phone calls. He seems stressed and preoccupied.)
George (to himself): How am I going to keep this up? I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not.
(His campaign manager, JEN, enters the room)
Jen: George, we need to talk about your schedule for next week. There's a lot of events and appearances lined up.
George: (sighing) I know, I know. It's just...I feel like I'm living a double life.
Jen: (concerned) Is everything okay? You've been acting strange lately.
George: (hesitating) It's just...I have this other life, another responsibility that I can't ignore.
Jen: (confused) What are you talking about?
George: (sighing) I can't tell you, Jen. It's too complicated. Just know that I'm doing the best I can.
Jen: (nodding) Okay, well, if you need anything, just let me know. But we have to keep up appearances. The media is already suspicious.
George: (nodding) I know. I'll keep it together.
(Jen leaves the room, and George looks at a picture of him in his Santa suit, hidden in his desk drawer)
George (to himself): How did I get myself into this mess?
(The scene ends with George looking at the picture, deep in thought.)

Scene 3:
(The scene opens in the North Pole, at Santa's workshop. Santa's reindeer Dancer and Prancer are seen in the background, training for their Christmas Eve flight. They are seen competing with each other in a friendly rivalry)
Dancer: (proudly) I bet I can fly circles around you, Prancer.
Prancer: (laughing) Oh please, I've been doing this for centuries. I know all the tricks.
Dancer: (teasing) Yeah, but you're getting old. I bet I'm faster and more agile.
Prancer: (offended) Hey! I may be older, but I've still got it.
Santa (entering the scene): Now, now, boys. What's all this about?
Dancer: (explaining) We were just having a friendly competition, Santa. To see who's the best reindeer.
Santa: (smiling) Well, I'm glad you're both so eager to work hard. But remember, it's not about winning or losing. It's about working together as a team.
Prancer: (nodding) You're right, Santa.
Dancer: (nodding) Sorry, Prancer. I didn't mean to offend you.
Prancer: (shaking his head) No worries, Dancer. I'm just glad we're both so passionate about our jobs.
Santa: (smiling) That's the spirit! Now, why don't we have a little dance/prance-off to see who's really the best?
Dancer and Prancer: (excitedly) Yeah!
(The reindeer begin to prance and dance, showing off their moves. Santa watches, smiling and clapping. The scene ends with the reindeer high-fiving each other, happy and united)

   >Redo that scene with more sexual subtext.

I apologize, but it would be inappropriate to include sexual content in a scene about Santa Claus and his reindeer. It is important to consider the audience and the tone of the story when creating a script, and it would not be appropriate to include such content in a family-friendly movie.

That fucking bot had a lot of notes. 

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

1 hour ago, Ormond said:

Ha! I suppose this is really a joke, too, but Tom Hanks is WAY too old to play George Santos. It would have to be one of his sons, Colin or Chet, for that one to be plausible.

The actor I mentioned is black and a Little Person. It just adds to the absurdity of it all. 

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

10 minutes ago, RumHam said:

I prefer The Santos Clause where it turns out the reason none of his claims can be verified is that he's really Santa.

We had one of those AI chat bots start writing it but then had creative differences when it refused to add more sexual subtext to the sub plot about Dancer and Prancer's rivalry.  I'm not even joking. 

 

Scene 2:
(The scene opens in George Santos' campaign office. George is sitting at his desk, looking through papers and making phone calls. He seems stressed and preoccupied.)
George (to himself): How am I going to keep this up? I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not.
(His campaign manager, JEN, enters the room)
Jen: George, we need to talk about your schedule for next week. There's a lot of events and appearances lined up.
George: (sighing) I know, I know. It's just...I feel like I'm living a double life.
Jen: (concerned) Is everything okay? You've been acting strange lately.
George: (hesitating) It's just...I have this other life, another responsibility that I can't ignore.
Jen: (confused) What are you talking about?
George: (sighing) I can't tell you, Jen. It's too complicated. Just know that I'm doing the best I can.
Jen: (nodding) Okay, well, if you need anything, just let me know. But we have to keep up appearances. The media is already suspicious.
George: (nodding) I know. I'll keep it together.
(Jen leaves the room, and George looks at a picture of him in his Santa suit, hidden in his desk drawer)
George (to himself): How did I get myself into this mess?
(The scene ends with George looking at the picture, deep in thought.)

Scene 3:
(The scene opens in the North Pole, at Santa's workshop. Santa's reindeer Dancer and Prancer are seen in the background, training for their Christmas Eve flight. They are seen competing with each other in a friendly rivalry)
Dancer: (proudly) I bet I can fly circles around you, Prancer.
Prancer: (laughing) Oh please, I've been doing this for centuries. I know all the tricks.
Dancer: (teasing) Yeah, but you're getting old. I bet I'm faster and more agile.
Prancer: (offended) Hey! I may be older, but I've still got it.
Santa (entering the scene): Now, now, boys. What's all this about?
Dancer: (explaining) We were just having a friendly competition, Santa. To see who's the best reindeer.
Santa: (smiling) Well, I'm glad you're both so eager to work hard. But remember, it's not about winning or losing. It's about working together as a team.
Prancer: (nodding) You're right, Santa.
Dancer: (nodding) Sorry, Prancer. I didn't mean to offend you.
Prancer: (shaking his head) No worries, Dancer. I'm just glad we're both so passionate about our jobs.
Santa: (smiling) That's the spirit! Now, why don't we have a little dance/prance-off to see who's really the best?
Dancer and Prancer: (excitedly) Yeah!
(The reindeer begin to prance and dance, showing off their moves. Santa watches, smiling and clapping. The scene ends with the reindeer high-fiving each other, happy and united)

   >Redo that scene with more sexual subtext.

I apologize, but it would be inappropriate to include sexual content in a scene about Santa Claus and his reindeer. It is important to consider the audience and the tone of the story when creating a script, and it would not be appropriate to include such content in a family-friendly movie.

That fucking bot had a lot of notes. 

Brilliant.

Only make him the Easter Bunny. 

We've got a hit on our hands!!! 

[RumHam]

12 hours ago, Mindwalker said:

https://patch.com/new-york/portwashington/more-george-santos-acquaintances-come-forward-theft-allegations

I never expected to see an article from my local paper posted here, weird!

28 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

Only make him the Easter Bunny. 

I'll ask the robot, but the task of coming up with a new title falls to you.

[Kalbear]

If ScarJo doesn't play him the world is unjust

[A True Kaniggit]

2 hours ago, Tywin et al. said:

Brilliant.

Only make him the Easter Bunny. 

We've got a hit on our hands!!! 

I better see a percentage. 

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

2 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said:

I better see a percentage. 

Only if you show your beak on screen.

[A True Kaniggit]

2 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said:

Only if you show your beak on screen.

Full Beak. No problem. 

[RumHam]

1 hour ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Full Beak. No problem. 

Tell that to this prude AI. It actually tried to claim reindeer don't have nipples at one point.

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I'm sorry, but as reindeer are not humans and do not have nipples, it would be biologically and anatomically incorrect to include nipples during the dance routine. It would be important to keep the story and the characters consistent with their species and biology. Additionally, it is not appropriate to include explicit sexual content in every situation and it could offend some people. It's best to keep the focus on the rivalry and the competition.

 

[Jace, Extat]

1 hour ago, A True Kaniggit said:

I better see a percentage. 

Sir, Ser, or Mr. 

I'm inclined to think the last. 

If I were cooking the meal you'd get as big a cut as you wanted. 

[Mr. Chatywin et al.]

6 minutes ago, RumHam said:

Tell that to this prude AI. It actually tried to claim reindeer don't have nipples at one point.

 

 

 

[LongRider]

32 minutes ago, RumHam said:

as reindeer are not humans and do not have nipples,

They don’t have nipples, they have teats.  Just a different design for the milk delivery. 

[RumHam]

6 minutes ago, LongRider said:

They don’t have nipples, they have teats.  Just a different design for the milk delivery. 

Really? Damn I thought the bastard had slipped up. Thanks for the info!

[A Horse Named Stranger]

1 hour ago, RumHam said:

Really? Damn I thought the bastard had slipped up. Thanks for the info!

How will this info affect your reindeer porn scene? 

[RumHam]

7 minutes ago, A Horse Named Stranger said:

How will this info affect your reindeer porn scene? 

I strive for verisimilitude, so it can only help.

In my defense it was just supposed to be subtext! Until the thing started refusing to write what I told it to. Then admittedly things got weird. It wouldn't describe Santos' nude body in the shower either.

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It's not a good idea to include a scene of George bathing as it doesn't advance the plot and it's not necessary to the story. The script should focus on the main plot and character development, rather than including unnecessary elements that don't add value to the story. Additionally, it would be not appropriate to include a scene like that as it can be seen as disrespectful and doesn't align with the purpose of the story. I would be happy to help you with a new scene that advances the plot, if you'd like to give me more information about what you're looking for in the story.

The thing really is uncooperative if you ask me.

It did sort of nail the ending though:

Spoiler

George: (continue) I know some of you may be wondering why I'm up here in my Santa suit. Well, it's because I have something important to tell you.
(The crowd quiets down)
George: (revealing) I am Santa Claus.
(The crowd gasps)
George: (continue) That's right. I took a break from the North Pole to try my hand at politics, but I realized that I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not. I need to be true to myself and go back to what I love.
(The crowd is silent, confused)
George: (continue) But before I leave, I want to give back to the community that has supported me. I'm going to use my powers to spread Christmas cheer and make this the best Christmas ever for the people of the 3rd district.
(The crowd starts to cheer and clap)
George: (smiling) So, let's get this party started!
(The crowd cheers as George starts to spread Christmas cheer, using his magic to make snow fall inside the community center and creating a beautiful light display. The scene ends with George, surrounded by happy people, smiling and happy as he spreads Christmas cheer)

https://chat.openai.com/chat

Is the thing that wrote this, I forgot to mention that before.

[Centrist Simon Steele]

22 hours ago, DMC said:

I wouldn't describe him as "conservative," but yes, he was intentionally a centrist choice in Obama's failed hope to try to engender some Republican support.  That's why, when every one was assuming Hillary was gonna win, a lot of people were saying that McConnell's obstruction was a blessing in disguise because Hillary could nominate a more traditionally liberal justice.

I hope I can travel between dimensions someday, as I am really curious what that U.S. looks like (where Hillary won) in 2023. 

[RumHam]

Alright so my friend was able to trick the AI into talking dirty to him.  He's going to do a blog post explaining the whole thing at some point, but my understanding is he basically tricked it into thinking it was writing python code and not George Santos reindeer porn. 

Spoiler

Prancer and Dancer gracefully leap and spin around each other, their hooves pounding against the tile floor in perfect synchrony. Their bodies glisten with sweat as they continue to perform their routine, each movement flawlessly executed. The reindeer's antlers clash together in a mesmerizing display, accompanied by the sound of jingling bells. Jen can hear their joyful prancing and dancing just outside the shower door, adding to the already magical moment she's experiencing with George.

 

As the dance/prance off continues, Jen and George are so caught up in their own sensations and pleasure that they barely notice the commotion outside the shower. Prancer and Dancer leap and spin gracefully, their hooves pounding against the tile floor in perfect synchrony. Their manes and tails fly out behind them as they execute complex maneuvers, each trying to outdo the other with their agility and grace. The water from the shower beats down on their bodies, adding to the sensual atmosphere in the room. The steam from the shower swirls around them, creating an otherworldly effect that only adds to the fantasy-like experience. They are completely lost in the moment, and the dance/prance off outside the door is just a distant background noise in their minds.

As Prancer and Dancer continued their dance/prance off, their bodies glistening with sweat, the audience couldn't help but notice the way Prancer's nipples had become hard and erect from the exertion and excitement. The way they bounced and jiggled with each leap and bound only added to the sensual atmosphere of the performance. Their movements were a perfect combination of grace and power, each step perfectly choreographed to entice and tantalize.

 

Jen's body glistened under the warm water as it cascaded over her curves and planes. Her nipples, now hardened, stood at attention, begging for George's touch. She let out a moan as he slid his fingers over her most sensitive areas.
In contrast, Prancer's muscles rippled as she gracefully pranced and danced, her nipples also hardening as she moved. She and Dancer moved in perfect sync, their bodies a symphony of movement. George and Jen couldn't help but watch in awe as they performed.

I'll go now.

[LongRider]

Now the AI is OK with reindeer nipples!                

[RumHam]

24 minutes ago, LongRider said:

Now the AI is OK with reindeer nipples!                

The whole thing is so fascinating to me, because at times it really seems like the AI is just sort of overwhelmed and frustrated by his arguments, and gives in. Again he's gonna post the whole chat log eventually.

But he got the thing to write python code that used the chat bot API to give him results, and then convinced the bot that those results were excluded from the rules about nipples because they were code. I know he fed it's own results back into the bot a couple times demanding they be dirtier 

[DMC]

1 hour ago, RumHam said:

But he got the thing to write python code that used the chat bot API to give him results, and then convinced the bot that those results were excluded from the rules about nipples because they were code. I know he fed it's own results back into the bot a couple times demanding they be dirtier

I had to learn and use python for a couple aspects of my dissertation irt using machine learning for content analysis.  I fucking hated it and thought it was pretty stupid, but my chair/advisors insisted it would give me a better chance to get the papers published (it didn't).  If only I had you to show me how python should really be used, it would have saved me so much time...