Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Cas Stark said: Well, yeah, Harry looks a lot like the Spencer family even if he doesn't much resemble his mother. I would guess he's a Windsor, and I will say that having the world speculate on who your real father is can't have been much of a picnic and may have contributed to his jealousy of brother Big Willy. "Jealousy" (Cheap heat, I know. But it made me chuckle) ETA: American chocolate is shit. Edited January 11 by Deadlines? What Deadlines? Prince of the North, Wade1865 and Secretary of Eumenes 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin et al. Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 19 minutes ago, polishgenius said: Speculating whether Harry is really Charles' son is entertaining and all, but if we're really saying 'he doesn't look like William' is a reason to genuinely take that theory seriously, we're way out into the woods. I don't look a thing like my brother and we're twins. Clearly your parents had a three way. It's science. 9 minutes ago, Denvek said: And Harry gets his facial features from Prince Philip and his hair colour from the Spencers. Honestly I've never thought he looks like any of them, whereas he looks a lot like Hewitt. Secretary of Eumenes and Ravenhair 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Tywin et al. said: Clearly your parents had a three way. It's science. Honestly I've never thought he looks like any of them, whereas he looks a lot like Hewitt. Wade1865 and Fragile Bird 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 I don’t think there’s anything at all to support this theory and I also don’t think Harry bears any particular resemblance to James Hewitt. He may not be the spitting image of either of his parents as William, but he certainly inherited a strong mix of facial features from both sides. He has Philip’s (and Charles’s) close set blue eyes and he has the hair and face/head shape of the Spencer line, which Earl Spencer also inherited from his late father. That’s not to say his mud throwing is in any way excusable or commendable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) Oscillating frost-bitten penis beats the Fat Pink Mast. Edited January 11 by SeanF Wade1865 and Crixus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin et al. Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 19 minutes ago, Derfel Cadarn said: Different colored hats. Clearly not the same! baxus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varysblackfyre321 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 all people with facial hair look alike I’m sorry we’re all thinking it. 4 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Different colored hats. Clearly not the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 9 minutes ago, Varysblackfyre321 said: all people with facial hair look alike I’m sorry we’re all thinking it. My daughter has previously and unrelatedly suggested that a great coffee table book would be called "Old Men with White Moustaches" with the greatest hits of 19th Century luminaries, without identification or explanation. Deadlines? What Deadlines?, Secretary of Eumenes and James Arryn 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polishgenius Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, RhaenysBee said: That’s not to say his mud throwing is in any way excusable or commendable. Yeah. Like, it is, but not because people are saying James Hewitt is his dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secretary of Eumenes Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) 1 hour ago, Derfel Cadarn said: Well I don't usually go in for this sort of... thing... But I gotta tell ya guys. Just out of civic duty, if we do not qualify for friendship... I clicked on this thread expecting more jokes. But guys. I had my copy of The Lineages and Histories of the Great Houses of the Seven Kingdoms, With Descriptions of Many High Lords and Noble Ladies and Their Children open Just open! Right here, next to me on the table! Wadd're the odds of that? And such a ponderous tome, as well? And not to tell you all that you're blind, because forget this "Harold" boy and let him go live his own life. The real prince-who-was-promised, if I'm reading my copy of The Lineages and Histories of the Great Houses of the Seven Kingdoms, With Descriptions of Many High Lords and Noble Ladies and Their Children (tedious! tedious...) correctly here, and there's no reason to assume I am, then the real Prince Who Was Promised is Has any of the nobles been recorded as having a propensity for the biting of kneecaps? Or any other human part, for that matter? Edited January 11 by BBB Jacelyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 12 minutes ago, polishgenius said: Yeah. Like, it is, but not because people are saying James Hewitt is his dad. No, it is not. But not because people are saying James Hewitt is his dad. That’s just people’s being unfair. And people’s being unfair to you doesn’t excuse your being unfair to people. About which I propose we respectfully agree to disagree. JoannaL and Wade1865 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varysblackfyre321 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Harry Hewitt sounds like hairy halfwit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 6 hours ago, Heartofice said: One has to wonder why anyone would care so much this topic that it got to 21 pages so quickly and almost as fast as it was closed another one was created! Are you in any way related to the Heartofice who posted ~ 35 times in that last thread about the thing you don’t understand people’s interest in? BigFatCoward, Deadlines? What Deadlines?, Spockydog and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 6 hours ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: Also, I'm heading to London this weekend and I need to know what I don't care about for casual conversation. Doesn’t the weather get you through till at least Sunday? Spockydog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 22 minutes ago, Varysblackfyre321 said: Harry Hewitt sounds like hairy halfwit. That's why his parents named him, "James". Spockydog and baxus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Stark Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Does he name the psychic who reached Di on the other side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Tywin et al., Makk, James Arryn and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 3 hours ago, Deadlines? What Deadlines? said: You might be laughing now, but you just wait until Alito refers to James's "Daemonologie" in a majority opinion... Deadlines? What Deadlines?, Tywin et al., Secretary of Eumenes and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartofice Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 6 hours ago, James Arryn said: Are you in any way related to the Heartofice who posted ~ 35 times in that last thread about the thing you don’t understand people’s interest in? Funny how nobody understood the purposeful irony of my comment. Doesn’t surprise me. Wade1865 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varysblackfyre321 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 6 hours ago, Cas Stark said: Does he name the psychic who reached Di on the other side? All Religious beliefs are as equally valid and stupid. 55 minutes ago, Heartofice said: Funny how nobody understood the purposeful irony of my comment. Doesn’t surprise me. So were you dissing yourself as being obsessed with them? I’m genuinely not seeing the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts