Craving Peaches Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 What should be done with Bowen, the Cravenheart*, and Co? *I did not come up with this name. Full credit goes to @kissdbyfire Personally, I'm in favour of Death by Ghost™. kissdbyfire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Maegor the Cool Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Feed them to Ghost after putting them through a Wun Whn tenderizer and cooking them over a fire. Craving Peaches 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 I’m not sure there will be enough time for decisions to be made… Bowen the Cravenheart and his co-conspirators are surrounded by Leathers who is right there w/ other black brothers loyal to Jon and one very pissed off giant. And the free folk, who are frothing at the mouth for a good fight after Jon’s speech in the Shieldhall, are just around the corner, within earshot. I do sincerely hope there’s enough time for Tormund to get there to mash Marsh himself, but I’m not overly confident there will be. Craving Peaches, LongRider, Curled Finger and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted February 7 Author Share Posted February 7 1 minute ago, Prince Rhaegar Targareyen said: Feed them to Ghost after putting them through a Wun Whn tenderizer and cooking them over a fire. Ghost is a Good Boy™ so should only get quality meat. The conspirators are not of sufficient quality. Jaenara Belarys, Curled Finger, kissdbyfire and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 6 minutes ago, kissdbyfire said: I’m not sure there will be enough time for decisions to be made… Bowen the Cravenheart and his co-conspirators are surrounded by Leathers who is right there w/ other black brothers loyal to Jon and one very pissed off giant. And the free folk, who are frothing at the mouth for a good fight after Jon’s speech in the Shieldhall, are just around the corner, within earshot. I do sincerely hope there’s enough time for Tormund to get there to mash Marsh himself, but I’m not overly confident there will be. Just in case anyone doubts this: "Men poured from the surrounding keeps and towers. Northmen, free folk, queen's men … "Form a line," Jon Snow commanded them. "Keep them back. Everyone, but especially the queen's men." ......."Leathers, talk to him, calm him. The Old Tongue, he understands the Old Tongue. Keep back, the rest of you. Put away your steel, we're scaring him." More than just Jon's blood will spilled on the snow before things are sorted out. When Jon recovers from his wounds, Marsh and crew will be bad memories. kissdbyfire, sweetsunray, EggBlue and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Craving Peaches said: Ghost is a Good Boy™ so should only get quality meat. The conspirators are not of sufficient quality. Borroq'a boar could take care of the Cravenheart roast, no doubt about it. edt; Leather's did talk to Wun Wun, I believe it went like this "Wun old buddy, see that chubby craven who stabbed Jon? Look, he's crying, smash him for me, will you?" Wun Wun replied "Got it boss, one crybaby pomegranate smashed into a red roadkill comin' up." Edited February 7 by LongRider Curled Finger, Jaenara Belarys and Craving Peaches 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Give them to R’hllor Curled Finger, Jaenara Belarys and kissdbyfire 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Puréed pomegranate… I wonder what that would taste like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetsunray Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Since I think their actions have harmed the magical wall protection, I hope they are the first to die by wights from the lichyard that Boroq uprooted. Serves them right. Then the wights can die in a fire. LongRider, Northern Sword, Curled Finger and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aejohn the Conqueroo Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 I wouldn't be surprised if Marsh and co have already been taken care of by the time Jon is ready to get up and about again. If he does have to deal with them though, I would expect them to be hung and then burned. This isn't going to happen though if the sobriquet 'the pomegranate' means anything, so I suspect that the wildings will have some how smashed him before Jon's return. I'm all for a gruesome revenge death, but I don't think Lord Snow would be and I don't think it would serve him to come back from the dead and start acting like some vengeful revenant (whether he is or not). That being said there's no way forward with Jon and Marsh both in the watch together. Alternately, maybe Jon just says 'to hell with it not my problem anymore' and walks. LongRider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aejohn the Conqueroo Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 6 minutes ago, kissdbyfire said: Puréed pomegranate… I wonder what that would taste like. With blueberry, it would be very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 1 minute ago, Aejohn the Conqueroo said: With blueberry, it would be very nice. I’m not a fan… of either real pomegranates and even less of the pomegranate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 (edited) The scene at the Wall; freefolk, crows, kneelers, giants, boars, direwolves, wights, screaming, fighting, running in terror, Cravenheart's head on a pike. Sounds like a good time for all, well, except for Jon. Edited February 7 by LongRider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted February 7 Author Share Posted February 7 Just now, kissdbyfire said: I’m not a fan… of either real pomegranates and even less of the pomegranate! I love pomegranate (the fruit, which anyone who has browsed my profile should know). I always think the arils look like jewels and I feel like a member of royalty when I eat it. The taste is nice and sweet but also quite sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aejohn the Conqueroo Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 7 minutes ago, kissdbyfire said: I’m not a fan… of either real pomegranates and even less of the pomegranate! I like the real ones. Won't mind seeing Marsh meet his end though. If some of the more lurid theories about the old NW are true it would be a great irony if Marsh got killed and weighted and repurposed as one of Jon's new Cold Hands like lieutenants to serve in perpetuity, but I'll settle for something a little quicker. What would produce the grenade like effect, a fall from the Wall? LongRider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sword Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Get Jon's lucky chopping block set up. Craving Peaches, LongRider and kissdbyfire 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted February 7 Author Share Posted February 7 16 minutes ago, Aejohn the Conqueroo said: What would produce the grenade like effect, a fall from the Wall? Wun Wun. Aejohn the Conqueroo, Jaenara Belarys, kissdbyfire and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 31 minutes ago, Craving Peaches said: I love pomegranate (the fruit, which anyone who has browsed my profile should know). I always think the arils look like jewels and I feel like a member of royalty when I eat it. The taste is nice and sweet but also quite sharp. I like the tree, it’s very pretty. And the smell is wonderful. The taste however… hmmm maybe mixed w/ a generous dose of gin! 23 minutes ago, Aejohn the Conqueroo said: I like the real ones. Won't mind seeing Marsh meet his end though. If some of the more lurid theories about the old NW are true it would be a great irony if Marsh got killed and weighted and repurposed as one of Jon's new Cold Hands like lieutenants to serve in perpetuity, but I'll settle for something a little quicker. Pffff Marsh doesn’t have the courage or loyalty or intelligence to be a Coldhands type undead. If he did though, his alias would obviously be Redface instead of Coldhands! 23 minutes ago, Aejohn the Conqueroo said: What would produce the grenade like effect, a fall from the Wall? What @Craving Peaches said. Wun Wun will make himself some pomegranate juice! He does love his fruit & veg after all. Aejohn the Conqueroo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted February 7 Author Share Posted February 7 1 minute ago, kissdbyfire said: What @Craving Peaches said. Wun Wun will make himself some pomegranate juice! He does love his fruit & veg after all. Yeah, it's good to see Wun Wun has such a balanced diet. Up North you could be more at risk from vitamin deficiencies. Wun Wun's five-a-day will pave the way for healthier eating choices for everyone. kissdbyfire and Aejohn the Conqueroo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sifth Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 I get the feeling Mel will deal with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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